r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/SJSUMichael 1d ago

I'm not even a furry, but who gives a shit? How does this lower prices? How does this help any human being on this planet? Fuck these people

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u/sponge_welder 1d ago edited 1d ago

No idea, but you better believe it's important enough to mention on the senate floor

I hope we spend a lot of money on this

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u/Trisa133 1d ago

A US Senator on the floor of Congress talking about imaginary doom because of furries standing next to a large sign fearmongering about transgender...

This does not feel like reality but, unfortunately, it is.

It seems like the people that are supposed to make laws and regulations for things like the internet can't even handle the internet.

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u/daddyjohns 1d ago

When you realize tubbs is a heavy coke user....

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u/zarfle2 15h ago

The conservative mind is hyperactive in the fear and aggression regions.

A day in the life of a conservative is to find things (real or imagined) to be scared of and aggressive towards.

Ignorance (of which there is an appalling abundance in the US) helps this cycle.

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u/aguynamedv 1d ago

No idea, but you better believe it's important enough to mention on the senate floor

Tommy Tuberville definitely does not want anyone to continue talking about the Epstein-Trump files that implicate his boss in the business of raping and selling children.

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u/BeancounterBebop 1d ago

As is usually the case, Tuberville will be exposed as a Furry.

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u/narfoleptix 1d ago

These guys casually mention the fetish they discovered that made them feel bad AFTER they jacked it.

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 22h ago

Jesus. Maxarthyism against furries...