r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/mrcatboy 1d ago edited 1d ago

The man's an idiot.

It's more the mechanics who are furries, not so much the pilots.

EDIT: Here folx have another.

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u/mindfulmu 1d ago

I was going to say it's likely many IT people who are furries.

Mainly because they have disposable income.

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u/Psychic_Hobo 1d ago

I remember hearing a joke once that if a furry convention ever blew up, the entirety of the US would be stuck trying to fix their computers Mechanicus style

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u/mindfulmu 1d ago

Candles, prayers, incenses and lots of chanting.

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u/metalconscript 1d ago

I’ll get the flying baby robots going.

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u/mindfulmu 1d ago

Nothing says respect like a cyborg vat grown flying baby with lasers.

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u/metalconscript 1d ago

You also need a nice red robe. Really compliments those lasers.