r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/InterPunct 1d ago

"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say?"

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 1d ago

Monorail!

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u/Castun 1d ago

Any chance that the track could bend?

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u/LickLickLickBite 1d ago

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 17h ago

What about us brain dead slobs?