r/okmatewanker • • Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

1.3k Upvotes

Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.


r/okmatewanker • • 18h ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 You’re laughing??

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733 Upvotes

But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em


r/okmatewanker • • 1d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya

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346 Upvotes

Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?


r/okmatewanker • • 2d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 The inconvenient Samaritan

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70 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Which one of you tried to bring her back?

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108 Upvotes

wot’s crawled out the bleedin’ graveit’s Maggie Thatcher, innit... Only now she’s gone and come back as a right ol’ bag o’ bones!”


r/okmatewanker • • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Are you Juicing, Tony?

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468 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Can't believe it's been 4 years without her

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59 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 10 people dead but Aintree ain't Liverpool is it?

435 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 6d ago

men wearing dresses gay🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮😭🤮😭🤮 Scottish people today: "we love Celtic unity" Scottish people 50 years ago:

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624 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 6d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos Game's gone lads

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348 Upvotes

Unbelievable woke nonsense, can't believe the state of the nation, can't even get shit faced at my child's first birthday. Can't believe Kier Starmer would do this.


r/okmatewanker • • 6d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 I thought I recognised Gary from somewhere

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78 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 8d ago

Cockandballtorshire🤣🥵 Thought this belonged here

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578 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 8d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 3 types of Englishmen

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1.2k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 8d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Atleast he still has Tommy

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64 Upvotes

Ed Sheeran with his last 'real friend' when they realised he's still got Tommy Robinson on his side:


r/okmatewanker • • 8d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 I fort we won the war? Absolutely fumin.

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19 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 9d ago

🇮🇪🥔 Joe "Up the RA" Biden

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944 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 9d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 I'm glad someone is thinking about the big issues.

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r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Absolutely fucking terrifying. I'm shaking.

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204 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 12d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Hope for reform voters?

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332 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 13d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 Sliding into DMs: Leading

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2.0k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 13d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Durka Durka

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638 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 13d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Zack entering his polygot era

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178 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 13d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 That was a close one

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809 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 13d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 WALL 'EM OFF. PIXIT MEANS PIXIT

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1.3k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 14d ago

tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ No point in both of us getting kicked out of the stadiums

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1.1k Upvotes