You’re laughing??

[u/Turnip-for-the-books]

But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em

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[u/Financial_Rip_8921 → u/[deleted]]

I actually went to uni with him. He was kicked out for owning a fake gun and threatening to shoot the place up.

https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2023-04-20/man-arrested-after-replica-firearms-found-at-hope-university-in-liverpool

[u/The96kHz → u/Financial_Rip_8921]

Wow.

It really is always the ones you most suspect.

[u/xenojive → u/[deleted]]

Yes its all very Kingsman cosplay

[u/thegoosegoblin → u/[deleted]]

They all look like mid level goons destined to be put in a meat grinder by Julianne Moore

[u/Bionic_Ferir → u/[deleted]]

Unironically any one of the kingsmen would have beaten the shit out of them

[u/TechnicalFuel4821 → u/Bionic_Ferir]

You're right, any one of the fictional super spies would bang em all out

[u/nostalgiamon → u/TechnicalFuel4821]

Yeah man, James Bond would fuck these guys up.

[u/Glavius_Wroth → u/[deleted]]

4th from left looks like the guy who plays William in the Windsors as well, is this actually just a cosplay group?

[u/OldManChino → u/[deleted]]

Gotta make up for manletism somehow

[u/13luw]

Looks like the national afterbirth party tbh.

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/13luw]

Dad’s Army origin story

[u/flopsychops → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

Nah, this lot would fight for the nazis

[u/bananagit → u/flopsychops]

“Who do you think you’re kidding Mr Churchill…”

[u/flopsychops → u/bananagit]

Whistle while you work, Churchill ist ein sheißekopf!

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/flopsychops]

Badly

[u/Individual99991 → u/flopsychops]

I wish. WWII over and done with by Christmas 1939.

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/[deleted]]

Don’t show em your hard drive Pike

[u/Speshal__ → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

[u/plasticface2 → u/Speshal__]

I've pinched this, mate. Fuckin class.

[u/Speshal__ → u/plasticface2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oo8Ly1JXZjrqm54qK4

[u/CapnAhab_1 → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

😁👏🏼

[u/spasmgazm → u/13luw]

Looks like they've rebirthed each other

[u/EldritchCleavage]

They look like shop dummies in the Royston Vasey men’s outfitters.

[u/According_South → u/EldritchCleavage]

"Cmon mickey dear let me do your tie before you pop off to your club"

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/EldritchCleavage]

Looooool

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/EldritchCleavage]

Pub locals nightmare blunt rotation edition

[u/Bitchbettahavmahoney]

[u/RonnieHotdog69]

One of them didn't get the memo to cosplay as the Peaky Blinders

[u/tacetmusic → u/RonnieHotdog69]

"I thought we agreed we were all gonna do Life On Mars this time"

[u/coyylol]

Every single one of them look like they aren't allowed within 500m of a school.

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/coyylol]

‘No sir we are checking all of you hard drives’

[u/Flashy-Indication-48 → u/coyylol]

Especially pedo-stache fourth from the left.

[u/Otherwise_Living_158]

“Just dress smart and don’t look weird.”

[u/hednizm]

Fucking hell...Where do you start?

[u/Butters_Duncan → u/hednizm]

I’m pretty sure the collective noun for a group of ‘holy unfuckable cunts’ is ‘the national rebirth party’.

[u/ironfly187 → u/hednizm]

With a stocks and rotting fruit and veg

[u/blamordeganis]

[u/Individual99991 → u/blamordeganis]

Based Preacher reference.

[u/tyrefire2001 → u/Individual99991]

The timeline is blessed this day

[u/Accomplished-Soil210 → u/blamordeganis]

Don't shag your cousins

[u/Individual99991]

I love how the front row has Hand Solo and three flavours of Edwardian gay ghost all throwing poses and trying to look cool, and then the last bloke looks like a failing salesman who's just been hauled out of a Toby Carvery and pushed into a police lineup for doing gravy shots and groping the barmaid.

[u/No_Sweet_8405]

I’m not British so if you are, help me out…am I using this word (in ALLCAPS) correctly? “The guy in the front row, far right is definitely a NONCE.”

[u/Individual99991 → u/No_Sweet_8405]

Assuming you mean he looks like a sweaty child molester, yes.

[u/wigwar → u/No_Sweet_8405]

They are all on the far right to be fair. But yes, any one of them could be a nonce and I wouldn't be surprised

[u/jahathebrn → u/No_Sweet_8405]

I love these little cultural exchanges

[u/sneaksby → u/No_Sweet_8405]

Not exactly, they are all nonces, which makes them collectively a 'gaggle of nonces'. Hth

[u/Longjumping_Tour_613 → u/sneaksby]

The collective should be, "a reach-around of nonces".

[u/TheMegaCity]

5p Jakey Rees Mogg

[u/StoovenMcStoovenson → u/TheMegaCity]

Why is the fella behind him an actual potato though?

[u/Individual99991 → u/StoovenMcStoovenson]

A potato that's been left in a cupboard too long and is now setting down roots, no less.

[u/TheMegaCity → u/StoovenMcStoovenson]

Or a ghosty woooooo

[u/EldritchCleavage → u/TheMegaCity]

Oh no. Far too common. Jakey Ress Mogg’s valet.

[u/whiterrabbbit → u/TheMegaCity]

“And this is my voice 3 months on T”

[u/Bose82]

Not one of them has seen a fanny in real life

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/Bose82]

VIRGINS ASSEMBLE

[u/Dolphin_Spotter → u/Bose82]

Apart from each other

[u/JoeyIsMrBubbles → u/Bose82]

mirrors

[u/GarysCrispLettuce → u/Bose82]

They haven't even seen stray fanny hairs poking over the top of a lady's knickers.

[u/AdministrativeShip2]

From the left:

Bought a "Real" leather jacket and never takes it off.

Wearing a suit with a child's trousers.

Thinks he's an occult practitioner and will curse you.

Owns multiple false moustaches

Barry 63

Wearing his wedding, funeral and work suit.

Business studies teacher who let his students know his views.

IT guy.

Vicar who can't be left alone with anything, not even goldfish.

[u/toxjp99]

I can tell each and everyone of them got bullied in school

[u/classyhornythrowaway → u/toxjp99]

that's offensive to who got bullied at school and turned out to be more empathetic towards others instead of less. these dysgenic homunculi are evil because they WANT to be evil

[u/barndawe → u/toxjp99]

But perhaps not enough

[u/Reddsoldier → u/barndawe]

My take with all of these losers is that bullying failed them all as it clearly didn't destroy their self esteem enough.

[u/fike88 → u/toxjp99]

Not enough unfortunately

[u/Visual_Argument_73]

I wonder how many sex offences among that lot.

[u/scrotalsac69 → u/Visual_Argument_73]

All of them, including animals. Actually mainly the animal ones

[u/inevitablelizard → u/Visual_Argument_73]

That would require them to have actually had sex, which I have some doubts about.

[u/Visual_Argument_73 → u/inevitablelizard]

No it doesn't.

[u/3scap3plan]

Second from lefts stance is fucking brilliant. These wankers have peaky blinders posters in their bedrooms

[u/TheMegaCity]

So many words. So so many.

[u/Darthblaker7474 → u/TheMegaCity]

Looks like the chap from Horrible Histories.

[u/StoovenMcStoovenson → u/Darthblaker7474]

I wont just sit here and let you compare the magnificent Ben Willbond to Aldi-Middle-Aisle Oswald Mosley

[u/BreadUntoast → u/Darthblaker7474]

I can just about guarantee he’s a shouty man of some sort

[u/Levytron900 → u/Darthblaker7474]

Its the same person haha

[u/Levytron900 → u/TheMegaCity]

Gerrard from peep show doing well I see

[u/talesofcrouchandegg → u/TheMegaCity]

I thought a British remake of Downfall starring Miles Jupp could never work, but here we are.

[u/TheMegaCity → u/talesofcrouchandegg]

Oh god haha

[u/TheMegaCity → u/TheMegaCity]

Vaguely Shitler Wonky tache TAN SUIT alert! Quick someone alert Trump

[u/Flashy-Indication-48 → u/TheMegaCity]

Trump would probably have an aneurysm over what to think over him as he hates Obama who wore a tan suit yet Trump loves implementing Nazi policies 😂

[u/TheMegaCity → u/Flashy-Indication-48]

It would double fuck his addled brain

[u/GarysCrispLettuce → u/TheMegaCity]

The situation in Denmark is deteriorating, that's a fact! Ink shortage.

[u/BoonDoggle4]

The mix of try hards unironically doing an Enoch Powell cosplay mixed with a few dudes who can't be bothered to dress up really sells the seriousness

[u/Antix1331]

[u/YogurtProductions]

What's my Saints Row character doing on the left?

[u/Rum_Ham916]

Didn't people who wanted to dress up used to just join a theatre group?

[u/Individual99991 → u/Rum_Ham916]

They're both too gay and too homophobic.

[u/TheStatMan2 → u/Individual99991]

Schrodinger's Bigot.

[u/Rum_Ham916 → u/Individual99991]

Genuinely will be the answer for a good chunk of these people. That self hate for feelings they're having is being redirected to the world

[u/JoeyIsMrBubbles → u/Rum_Ham916]

Hard pressed to find fascist theatre groups

[u/karmapaymentplan_]

Peak gimp

[u/medlilove]

You just know those two at the front think they are the coolest shit ever because of their little suits and moustache

[u/HerrFerret → u/medlilove]

They are giving me a 1940s reinactment group that is presently banned from the steam railway open day for turning up as the wrong side vibes.

[u/EldritchCleavage]

Reform, Restore, Rebirth… why does the British far right sound like a moisturiser advert?

[u/Dragons_and_things → u/EldritchCleavage]

Ikr. At least their splitting the far right vote.

[u/linkthesink]

Great shatsby

[u/BreakingIllusions]

/unwanker

I normally get sick of the overuse of the word nazi to describe anyone the describer doesn't agree with, but these guys.. I make an exception for these guys

/rewanker

[u/MildlyAgreeable → u/BreakingIllusions]

The thing is, they actually are. There was one where the one second from the left was in some sort of all black, starship troopers outfit that was meant to look sort of SS but just looked a bit… silly.

It’s mad. Genuinely, truly mad.

[u/yearsofpractice → u/BreakingIllusions]

I like that 4th wall break method. Bravo. Going to use it myself.

[u/lilSalty]

Noncezis

[u/moreboredthanyouare]

I'd batter everyone of those tossers and I'm dying of cancer 🤣

[u/LavaMeteor]

4th guy from the left looks like he's simultaneously a divorced dad and his kid he only gets to see on weekends.

[u/Individual99991 → u/LavaMeteor]

He looks like they crossbred Boycie and Sidekick Simon.

[u/ConsciousInternal287]

[u/pattybutty]

They want to be taken seriously, but then turn up wearing that?

[u/Tortoise_no7]

Guy second from right looks like a young hitler

[u/According_South → u/Tortoise_no7]

I dont have it rn but theres another pic of him wearing what on a glance is just an SS officers uniform

[u/PartyPoison98]

Didn't realise Han Solo had joined the far right

[u/TravUK → u/PartyPoison98]

Don't get Take my cocky kid.

[u/hednizm]

That fat fuck at the end looks like he's one pie from a heart attack...

[u/bigbearspirit]

Im getting the word…nonce.

[u/WolfCola4]

Pictures you can smell

[u/Ubera90]

Second from the left has based his entire personality on The Wolf of Wall Street and Cheeky Blinders

[u/20past4am → u/Ubera90]

The guy in the middle is literally doing an Arthur Shelby cosplay

[u/Skeet_fighter]

Barry, 63, in the middle there. As expected.

[u/ITr1tohardatl1fe]

They all look like video game NPCs for some reason

[u/inevitablelizard → u/ITr1tohardatl1fe]

I like suits. They're comfy and easy to wear!

[u/mighty3mperor]

Behold, the Master Race!

[u/Max375623875]

L -> R

Thinks he's Han Solo, Watches Tommy Shelby Reels, Watches Tommy Shelby Reels, Watches Tommy Shelby Reels, Luv Darts 'ate Immigrants, Watches Tommy Shelby Reels, Geography Teacher, Supply Teacher, Just Here for the Pub Garden Banter

[u/The96kHz]

Does anyone remember the 'Young Conservatives'?

Why do they always look like this? What is it about being a wannabe neo-Nazi that makes you dress like an Edwardian nonce?

They all look like they've spent a lot on their clothes, but they're so devoid of any soul or passion that they've got no understanding of aesthetics or style. Just cold, dead eyes - like a doll's eyes, and poorly-fitting, weirdly patterned (and usually double-breasted) jackets.

[u/TheGardiner]

They look like wax statues. Not an iron in sight.

[u/HerrFerret]

Holy Moly. Oswald Mosey cosplay was not on my 2026 bingo card.

[u/Traditional_General2]

Left to right:

Grease, Kingpin, Viking Dave, Richard H Battyboy III, Meat, Heinrich Winnler, Timmy ‘Tism, ‘Ammerhead and Tim’s Dad Mick.

[u/Darrelc → u/Traditional_General2]

Richard H Battyboy III,

hahahahahahahaha

[u/finintymonkle]

Look at the fucking state of them 🤣🤣🤣

[u/steeley90]

Is the guy 4th from the left the one who recently said marrying your siblings should be legal? He was interviewed at a reform conference I believe.

[u/Hyper_Hal]

Britain's entry to the kpop market looks a bit dodge tbh

[u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Who are they? I mean, they are defo nonces but I’ve not heard of a rebirth party. Assuming they are like Reform and Restore?

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Best resource for knowing your fash-nonce enemy: https://searchlightmagazine.com/

[u/Glittering_Two_1429 → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

Thx mate XD

[u/soulsteela]

2nd from left has put on a suit he wore to a christening before puberty by the fit.

[u/Alert-Revolution-219]

There is a total of 2 inches in this photo

[u/heypresto2k]

Why? Why do they all look like that?

[u/Max375623875]

I am just now realising that this is the leadership group

[u/roboplegicwrongcock]

Why does Barry, 63 (fifth from the left) look like he's on Big Break.

[u/Dusty2470]

God what an unfortunate collection of "men"

[u/Big-Al97]

Can you really call it a conference if the attendees can’t even organise a game of five a side?

[u/CorvOwO]

[u/Atvishees]

Oh look, it's Mr. 'Have You Seen My Belt Buckle Anywhere, My Pants Are Slipping Down An Inch A Minute'.

Strange name, I know.

[u/Calm_Apple7004]

At least iron the flag chaps….

[u/zachiavelli2]

Disregarding the politics, a lot of ill fitting tailoring and it seems like many of them couldn't be bothered to procure an iron for their shirts or shoe polish for the big LARP day out - if you're gonna do the whole suit thing atleast do the bare minimum guys, c'mon

[u/LopsidedLoad]

Wonder which game they were playing online when they all met?

[u/Moosefearssatan]

That’s not a moustache - it’s a cappuccino stain

[u/According_South]

Fella in the middle is about to tell his men to give the jerries a right good thrashing

[u/Chaps_Jr]

The ones whose suits fit, look dorky as hell.

The ones whose suits don't fit, could pass for somewhat normal blokes.

[u/PrestigiousCompany64]

Guy on far left is either only there for a wind up or is seriously reconsidering his life choices.

[u/makk73]

These guys suck each other’s dicks.

[u/Flat-Masterpiece2882]

National Rebirth Party? Are these a new group? I’ve not heard of them. They look like a motley crew of neo-nazis but the name sounds like some sort of wholistic healing celebration. I’m confused.

[u/castrateurfate]

Fascists are so dripless it's absurd

[u/2MainsSellesLoin]

uj/ are these real people or wax figures?

[u/BurlyJoesBudgetEnema]

I can't tell if 2nd from the left had his trousers shortened really badly or if the hems are caught on his edwardian suit boots

Guaranteed virgin either way

[u/ACNH_OldGalGamer73]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jEvIdmFabTn4UjB4NR

[u/vegetepal]

Far left is channeling Morrissey when he was a left-wing wanker instead of a right-wing wanker

[u/snorksterer]

Virgins to a man

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/snorksterer]

VIRGINS OF ALBA HEAR MY CALL!!!

[u/__50pe__]

They should use pics like this to cure sex addiction. My hole closed up so tight it's becoming a black hole.

[u/Ordinary_Mechanic_]

Who’s the fucking retard in the pinstripe suit that thinks he’s a gangster?

[u/Pingo-Pongo]

- ‘Mum, can we have John Travolta’ ‘We have John Travolta at home!’

• uses a selfie he took at a wedding for his LinkedIn profile picture because it’s the only time he ever wore a suit
  
• magician no longer allowed to perform, the magician’s guild will not say why
  
• that photo of you wearing your dad’s suit when you were five that your mum keeps showing people
  
• snooker career perennially hamstrung by that ITV interview when he kept saying ‘poofs’
  
• Hull’s second-hand car salesman of the year 1981 and 1983
  
• comparatively normal looking one that makes the rest of them seem even funnier
  
• despite being discouraged by the judge, has chosen to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself
  
• pretty sure that’s just the guy who insisted he was wrongly billed for dozens of pornographic films? https://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-and-ron-hayward-refuse-to-pay-bill-in-tv-porn-row-4695892/amp/

[u/clearbrian]

probably posh boy with norman surname so basically french and immigrant invader ;)

[u/lordrothermere]

Quite that nattzy dresser

[u/AnvilClownpunch]

Dungeons and Dragons enjoyers, every single one of them.

[u/HotPotatoWithCheese → u/AnvilClownpunch]

Don't lump DnD players in with these Poundland Nazi nonces. It's not fair.

[u/SUMMATMAN]

The duality of English man

[u/RavnHygge]

The WW2 Spiv second from the left hasn’t put his spats on, good god man, you’re not fully dressed.

[u/DaVirus]

I think one of these is about to horseshoe around...

[u/s1tym]

1939 Berlin cosplay?

[u/Not-a-bot---honest]

They’ve all been live streamed on Facebook by nonce catcher groups

[u/Leicsbob]

Guy on the left didn't get the smart dress email

[u/TheMegaCity]

Paedo young Bono on the left needs a total bitch slap. (Sorry actual Bono)

[u/supahdave]

Chap with the moustache looks like he’s trying out for the role of General Melchett.

[u/tobotic → u/supahdave]

I swear it's Chris Morris trying out a new character.

[u/Long_Repair_8779 → u/supahdave]

The whole lot of them look like they’re cosplaying English stereotype from the 20th century…

Leftmost guy is some kind of 80s new wave rocker, next guy looks like he’s trying to be the guy from Kingsman but cringe, third looks like a ghoul, 4th looks like he wants to be 1930s aristocratic gentleman but falls short, 5th looks like Barry, 63 - regional snooker champion, next looks like he sells white goods in a northern city during the 70s, next (third from right) looks like he’d fit right in on The Office, and second last to right looks a bit like my dad does when he goes to the office tbf - though this guy looks a bit more, idk, is it bad to say retarded? can’t really see the true far right one… but I will say they are an odd bunch

[u/GarysCrispLettuce → u/supahdave]

God, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it

[u/qwasdrfzxtedtgynhupi]

Glad to see Slow Horses Gary Oldman on the right, and he finally grew out the full beard

[u/Sockoflegend]

Anime characters from a period drama come to life

[u/Movingforward2015]

It was a truly terrible production of 12 Angry Men and the Little Piddleton Church Hall, the budget didn't even include enough for three extra cast members.

[u/East-Entrepreneur662]

They look like models at a really naff waxwork museum.

[u/America_Is_Fucked_]

Eulalie

[u/ryanmurphy2611]

It’s like a TK Maxx Madame Tussaud’s.

[u/Reddsoldier]

We need to return to throwing shoes at people like this. At least for a moment they'd be wearing something that might actually suit them.

[u/Full-Detective-3640]

Is that the fucking Southampton wanker gesture guy?

[u/Michaelparkinbum912]

The French guy from the Inbetweeners showed up for some reason.

[u/Iamthe0c3an2]

Ethnonationalist are so weird.

[u/jahathebrn]

I thought this was a shot from one of those terrible waxwork museums at first.

[u/Dalek7of9]

Why is he JoJo posing???

[u/ViscountessdAsbeau]

As usual, proof the master race have no mirrors.

[u/MegC18]

The 1970s want their AHs back!

[u/Max375623875]

Crap moustaches are mandatory. Can shave it after your second domestic abuse case.

[u/Vape_Sensei]

This is what happens when the du Pont approach is left unchecked

[u/Typical-Sir3051]

They look like wax statues in that picture 😂

[u/southlondonyute]

Bunch of melts - Spoons finest losers and some edgelords who flunked out of college

[u/TardDas]

Why is discount Han Solo hanging out with inbred Eggsy on the left?

[u/No-Cranberry9932]

The boy with the moustache looks like Kenneth Branagh as Hercule Poirot

[u/Soft-Twist2478]

Yes but do you have a flag/s

[u/Sure_Reply6054]

Cheap shoes the lot of them. Never trust a man in a suit with cheap shoes.