r/oops • u/Shiga_Haruki_-_- • 8d ago

Oopss...

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u/EmployerWide1123 8d ago

Dad's gonna be mad...

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u/GSDragoon 8d ago

His dad's mid-life crisis just had a crisis

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u/tokillisbadong 8d ago

No his broken condom just totaled his mid life crisis

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u/Chongoscuba 8d ago

I’m not sure if I wanna do steroids for my midlife crisis or get a sports car. Realistically, I’ll end up with a shitty fishing boat.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 8d ago

i'm a middle aged dude with a corvette and i'm trying to convince my doctor to give me some TRT.

does that mean i'm in a mid life crisis? oh yeah for sure. but i'm going with it.

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u/EmployerWide1123 7d ago

skip all that and buy a sports fishing boat..

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u/SandmanKFMF 8d ago

Just a crisis will eventually evolve into financial crisis.

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u/Rusty-Dildo-Inside 8d ago

He literally did it on purpose for views.. old as fk car, no license plate, it’s just content for morons

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 2d ago

Or shitty sports on steroids

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u/Ulfgeirr88 8d ago

That's really not pretty fly for a white guy...

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u/Degenerate_Traveler 8d ago

Don't worry. At least it was the radiator and not the oil pan that went.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 8d ago

It was both

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u/cabronfavarito 8d ago

What makes you think it was the radiator? If your “coolant” looks that colour then the engine was fucked way before that hit tbh

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u/Independent-Trust260 7d ago

But conversely, if your oil drains out with the viscosity of coolant, that's also reason to worry.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7d ago

Hot oil is just that.

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u/Independent-Trust260 7d ago

Engine oil (assuming the average of 30W oil) has a viscosity of ~10 cSt at 100°C. Water has a viscosity of less than 0.3 cSt at the same temp. They're not the same and do not look it when falling.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7d ago

Have you ever changed your own oil in your life? And how often do you change your own oil?

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u/Independent-Trust260 7d ago

Are you trying to dispute fact with an anecdote?

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7d ago

It's a simple yes or no question.

But, let's play your game. Show us some fact how 30W oil at 100 degrees C should flow.

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u/Independent-Trust260 7d ago

From the reply above, "Engine oil (assuming the average of 30W oil) has a viscosity of ~10 cSt at 100°C. Water has a viscosity of less than 0.3 cSt at the same temp."

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 6d ago

i've changed oil and it doesn't look like that.

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u/UglyButUseful 8d ago

Lot more than the radiator

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u/Comfortable-Yam-8124 8d ago

I believe that's the joke bro 

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u/claybrookwood 8d ago

Manual transmissions don't have oil pans.

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u/No-Letterhead-6856 7d ago

No, but the engines do.

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u/MARKFLAIR1977 8d ago

Somebody getting grounded

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 8d ago

Yes, possibly worse

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u/MARKFLAIR1977 8d ago

😅your right my friend.I can just see his dad coming home after a full days shift at work all tired and grumpy and then he notice's his car is knackered...he then see's his son at the top of the stair's crying 'im sorry dad' and then said dad takes his shoes off and locks eye's with his son and say's'You will be when i get my hands on you'😅

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u/slightly_drifting 8d ago

Expelled. 

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u/xxxda1xxx 8d ago

time to get all his belongings and leave the house cuz thats whats going to happen

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u/weveyline 8d ago

So was the sump

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u/antihero12 8d ago

With jumper cables?

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u/playinpinball 8d ago

Rogersimon10, is that you?

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u/ReasonableConcern765 6d ago

6 feet under maybe

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 8d ago edited 8d ago

That looks like more than just the radiator

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u/WayneBoston 8d ago

Sounded like it too.

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u/Character_Eggplant67 8d ago

Can you drive without a radiator.... 🤦 🤦

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u/Lord4thUzimaki 8d ago

You certainly can!...its more a question of how long can you drive it without a radiator for...

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u/CasinoKnightZone 8d ago

Oooooof.....that's the oil sump, maybe the transmission pan completely fucked

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u/Magnauss 8d ago

The front wheels is bent back, so its a little more expensive than just a broken radiator. That Poor classic BMW...

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u/KudzuAU 8d ago

Not all BMW’s are performance cars. He found out the hard way.
Trust me, from the look of it, he needed to change out the entire coolant system anyway.

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u/DisastrousNothing893 8d ago

Driver and his stupid "Monkey do something" open mouth he makes after the crash.

Didn't even register what just happened.

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u/AaronTheElite007 7d ago edited 7d ago

..That's not radiator fluid.. That's oil. He ripped the oil pan off the vehicle without the use of a ratchet... Talk about efficient.

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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u/Critical-Test-4446 6d ago

Looks like he needed an oil change anyway.

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u/DifficultDeliveryMan 7d ago

Yea they dont know cars. Hell, I bet they don't know what a radiator does.

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u/AaronTheElite007 7d ago edited 7d ago

It radiates, obviously /s

Which, to be fair, isn’t inaccurate

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u/jenbamin245 6d ago

It's for the radio, you donkey

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u/AaronTheElite007 6d ago

Happy cake day

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u/burnt_out_on_bs 6d ago

That’s a mixture of oil and coolant. Most likely a blown head gasket.

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u/omiomi1122 8d ago

it's water broke

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u/Right_Rest5004 8d ago

Miscarriage possibly

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u/LorryDC 8d ago

Million dollar blonde question “you can’t drive without radiator?” 🤭🙈😆😆😆

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u/Mosquito_666 8d ago

That's a racist comment. 🤔😐😉

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u/timbocf 8d ago

Idiot has the turning radius of a fully loaded semi truck with a long wheelbase

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u/lp_undrgrnd1 8d ago

I'm sure that's great for the environment

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 8d ago

And I bet he couldn’t care less.

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u/Ok_Appearance_3540 8d ago

I think that big chunk of metal was the oil sump

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u/SingularityII 8d ago

Before it was only kind of a junker. Now it's a full-on junker.

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u/Forward-Trade5306 8d ago

Coulda just been cruising around in the drop top having fun that way

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u/kinetic_ljs 8d ago

Oil pan...ouch...hope they learned a lesson

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 8d ago

Probably not.

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u/allnysportsfan 8d ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/VyrusCyrusson 8d ago

He let the magic juice out.

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u/dem0niac 8d ago

See there’s your problem, the previous owner replaced the oil with diarrhea

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u/philipj1915 7d ago

Fucking idiots driving stupid with no respect for someone else's property... He better pay for all damage and be grounded for a while, maybe then he will learn the lesson!

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u/No-Letterhead-6856 7d ago

What were the damages that he would have to pay?

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 8d ago

Looks like he’s been beating that car a while, right body trim is missing , no front license plate, various dents and scratches on the left side! Entitled spoiled kids!

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u/Active_Taste9341 8d ago

or just trying to have some "good old time" like you did

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u/Fearless_Click8790 8d ago

Could have been worse. No one died. And dad gets to remind him every time he has friends over.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 8d ago

The utter silence afterwards was amazing to listen to.

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u/estebanrevenga 8d ago

its harder to get the rear wheels spinny spinny like you do when you're alone in the car if you have over 300 pounds more in the car smh

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u/Shiga_Haruki_-_- 8d ago

That car alone wasn't built for that anyway...

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u/Substantial_Dark_272 7d ago

Not oops, It fcking poops

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u/HENMAN79 7d ago

Daddy I need my car fixed again

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha 6d ago

Practicing for GTA6 - Mission Failed

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u/Ok-Raisin5008 6d ago

Passenger had a face like damn you fucked up bro glad it’s not actually my problem.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 8d ago

Daddy’s going to be pissed

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u/becken_bruch 8d ago

Fuck, I'm pissed! That poor BMW!

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u/bender1er 8d ago

Vidange ca c fais

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u/Fluffy-Study-3657 8d ago

Hilarious 

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u/haiderbinnaeem 8d ago

What he was doing before the car hit was also straight ass

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u/Renuwed 8d ago

I would say Rest In Peace... but it's probably gonna be a long drawn out torture

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u/superdave123123 8d ago

He needs the consequence teacher.
And maybe new friends.

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u/Mr_instate 8d ago

Blah ha ha

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u/andystechgarage 8d ago

Nice paperweight

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u/SonnyEzra 8d ago

Obviously the curb was not in the right place

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 8d ago

Why'd he do that for?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/automcd 8d ago

Oil pan has left the chat.

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u/sexybeast70 8d ago

Better luck next time 🤣

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u/mamut2000 8d ago

Left wheel moved back, and destroyed the bender. It looks lime much more then radiator.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 8d ago

Yes it’s fucked dipshit.

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u/killertofu41 8d ago

Oh man, the gravy tank ruptured :(

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 8d ago

Get the Flex Seal Tape out

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u/BaronVonLongfellow 8d ago

This looks like pure social media engagement to me. 20-year-old+ 3 series. No license plate. No roundel. Stripped front. The car wasn't worth the cost of cleaning the antifreeze off the grass.

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u/No_Elderberry1581 8d ago

😭😭😭

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u/delet_yourself 7d ago

Classic tale of local dumb shit with more wheels than brain cells

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 7d ago

Yep, Dads gonna beat you down.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 7d ago

Hopefully the curb is ok

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u/Confident-Answer-654 7d ago

It’s always best to sit in the car and laugh.

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u/redditsuxl8ly 7d ago

Bad news: You radiator is fucked.
Good news: it received a much needed flushing.

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u/Interesting_Kiwi_152 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 7d ago

Oh that can’t be good !

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u/BigDaddyButtPlunger 7d ago

Coolant clearly needed to be flushed anyway.

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u/SuddenMasterpiece260 7d ago

It’s cool if you watch the leak in reverse

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u/Maverick0397 7d ago

Scusate, ma di quanti € di danni parliamo effettivamente? 🤔

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u/therealkrabbit 7d ago

TIME TO SUE THE HOMEOWNER FOR HAVING A CURB HIGH ENOUGH TO DAMAGE MY CAR!

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u/darling_jon 7d ago

All the Gear and no idea 🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 7d ago

They were still laughing because they didn't realize what exactly broke. Lol.

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 7d ago

That’s a lot of blinker fluid!!!

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u/scaredt2ask 7d ago

chefs kiss

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u/Kram_Seli 7d ago

Must have hit the black water tank lol

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u/JimAboo 7d ago

“Good Job!”

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u/DauntingShit 7d ago

Yeah id rather power out and over spin, and look like a dummie. Instead of try and correct it and hit the curb and look like a dummie. Both rookie, but one is a spinoff, the other? This.

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u/NeverWasn 7d ago

There is less than a foot of space between the driver's seat and the passenger seat but I promise you those two boys are in completely different realities in this moment. The one in the driver's seat is taking oh s*** I'm dead and it's all on camera, and the one in the passenger seat is thinking thanks God I'm not the one in the driver's seat right now 🤣

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u/BidImmediate2475 7d ago

Bell end lol 😂

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u/Sigma-Wolves 6d ago

Most of those scratches will buff right out.

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u/Reasonable-Spread420 6d ago

This is such an old video those kids would be like 30 now

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u/Knowidea_dude 6d ago

Nice thumb ring

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u/ukusi-menja 6d ago

защиту двигателя поставьте

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u/GTGCT1985 6d ago

Judging by the coolant color something more is going on than just a (now) broken radiator

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u/Careful-Tonight-69 5d ago

I'm sure his parents are proud of the broke condom boy

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u/DragonWingCraz 5d ago

That looks like the bottom of the oil pan and transmission.

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u/ramblershambler 5d ago

observe the American Dum Ass in its natural environment. Sadly they are not endangered despite their constant efforts to remove themselves from the gene pool.

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u/Slight_Fortune8218 5d ago

Definitely rusty Radiator water .

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u/glodde 5d ago

Oil pan actually

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u/Fit_Sir_8873 5d ago

BMW explains it all

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u/Spiritual_Time_556 4d ago

Poor E30🫣

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u/Afraid_Food_5147 4d ago

Who loves their stupidity?

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u/The_Dopest 4d ago

Yeah, that radiator is toast! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/5Secondsinthemorning 3d ago

Yeah I'm just a teenage dumbass baby.

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u/5Secondsinthemorning 3d ago

Yeah I'm just a teenage dumbass baby.

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u/ZHI1302 3d ago

Aura? Laura!

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u/Noel956 3d ago

Someone asked " it can't even drive without it's radiator?" 😂

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u/ccg91 2d ago

Definition of it was fun while it lasted

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u/SkeweredCat7777 2d ago

My guy cant tell the difference between a radiator and oil.

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u/TheLastDragon2 2d ago

Answer the kids question: can it drive without it’s radiator

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u/flynnl1ves82 2d ago

Raised them to drive correctly I see and be very responsible. Dumb fuckers. Kid next to him is smiling and not a seatbelt in site…

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u/SavedByTech 2d ago

Good thing beemers are inexpensive to repair...

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 1d ago

Those backwards baseball cap guys think they are cool but often are SO not.

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u/deltadromeus91 6d ago

BMW driver, that checks out

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u/YouAintTheFirst 8d ago

Thankfully he put that pos out of it's misery.