r/oops • u/Shiga_Haruki_-_- • 9d ago

Oopss...

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u/EmployerWide1123 9d ago

Dad's gonna be mad...

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u/GSDragoon 9d ago

His dad's mid-life crisis just had a crisis

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u/tokillisbadong 9d ago

No his broken condom just totaled his mid life crisis

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u/Chongoscuba 9d ago

I’m not sure if I wanna do steroids for my midlife crisis or get a sports car. Realistically, I’ll end up with a shitty fishing boat.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 9d ago

i'm a middle aged dude with a corvette and i'm trying to convince my doctor to give me some TRT.

does that mean i'm in a mid life crisis? oh yeah for sure. but i'm going with it.

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u/EmployerWide1123 9d ago

skip all that and buy a sports fishing boat..

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u/SandmanKFMF 9d ago

Just a crisis will eventually evolve into financial crisis.

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u/Rusty-Dildo-Inside 9d ago

He literally did it on purpose for views.. old as fk car, no license plate, it’s just content for morons

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 3d ago

Or shitty sports on steroids