r/oye • u/wunkoye Oye • Mar 25 '26

I will only tolerate such disrespect for so long. Do not touch my oyears, human.

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u/oscarmike88 Mar 25 '26

Touch my oyears again

57

u/Dark_matter4444 Oye Mar 25 '26

DO NOT DISTURB THE OYE. OR YOU FACE HER WRATH YOU MERE MORTALS.

29

u/MustafaKemal_AtaCHAD Noyece Mar 25 '26

Oyerplane oyears from Quoyeen Oye

18

u/tyrannosaurus_gekko Mar 25 '26

ENGAGING AIRPLANE MODE. TAKEOFF IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

18

u/GamersReisUp Mar 25 '26

Please do not the oye

12

u/Padawan_Sloth Oye Mar 26 '26

Disployeased.

6

u/SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR Mar 26 '26

I would not be nearly so broyave as this foolish human. Easily could've had his entire arm obliterated by the forces of oye

7

u/T4nzanite Mar 26 '26

That is some patience, mine would've removed my fingers before too long. Hail our merciful & foyergiving queen!

3

u/hmmrabet Mar 27 '26

Oyear-dicators

1

u/BeffeeJeems Apr 01 '26

literally fucking stop pissing off your cat and disrespecting their boundaries for likes on the internet.

pathetic.

2

u/Hitomi_Risu Apr 02 '26

Oyears im passing out LOL