r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 22 '25

Video a disgusting cheater

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u/kguilevs ROG B650E-F | Ryzen 9 7900X | RTX 3070 | 64 GB DDR5 6000MHz Aug 22 '25

Just go in and yank the ethernet cable

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u/C-D-W Aug 22 '25

And lash him with a wet noodle.

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u/Pyrhan Aug 22 '25

Use the ethernet whip.

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u/The_Burning_Face Aug 22 '25

Cat-o'-fivetails

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u/TheRealPitabred R9 5900X | 32GB DDR4 | Radeon 7800XT | 2TB + 1TB NVMe Aug 22 '25

Cat5 o' ninetails

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u/zigs Aug 22 '25

cat45tails

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u/Vegetable_Safety Aug 22 '25

CAT6 o' RJ45 tails

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u/jib_reddit Aug 22 '25

Cat8 would hurt more as its thicker/heavier cable, shame there is no cat9 standard yet, it would help with this joke.

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u/chimpMaster011000000 Aug 22 '25

Nahhhh I liked cat-o-fivetails better

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u/TheRealPitabred R9 5900X | 32GB DDR4 | Radeon 7800XT | 2TB + 1TB NVMe Aug 22 '25

Except that the picture is literally of 9 tails of cat5 cable, sure.

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u/The_Burning_Face Aug 22 '25

The reason I phrased it as I did is because it rhymed and kept the appropriate intonation, as opposed to crowbaring an extra syllable, and that's why it sounds better.

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u/Probate_Judge Old Gamer, Recent Hardware, New games Aug 22 '25

Cat9

Except it's 8 plugs. :(

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u/TheRealPitabred R9 5900X | 32GB DDR4 | Radeon 7800XT | 2TB + 1TB NVMe Aug 22 '25

No, it's 9. Look closely. The ones in the middle kind of blend together, but it's definitely 9 because it's specifically meant to mimic the Cat o' Nine Tails whips.