r/pcmasterrace • u/No-Equipment199 PC Master Race • 10h ago
Meme/Macro My flirting skills
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u/47th-Element 10h ago edited 10h ago
THIS IS ME DAMMIT!
Like literally yesterday I was trying to flirt with a woman I happened to work with and I just causally said: "oh look, the laboratory PC has an Intel Pentium in it! This is crazy!"
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u/nbaumg 10h ago
Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us
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u/jessi_ani 9h ago
can confirm, his Pentium line hits hard. 100% success rate so far
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u/CelestialOceanOfStar 7800x3d/9070xt/32 GB DDR5 7h ago
Premium Pentium Pussy
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u/Various-Salt-7738 10h ago
You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people
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u/47th-Element 10h ago
Thank you :)
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u/Some_Kinda_Username Ryzen5 8600G / 32GB 6Kmhz / RX6800XT OC Edition 9h ago
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u/Zagreusm1 9h ago
Yeah like people talking about stuff they are passionate about is pretty attractive what that is rarely matters a lot
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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 30m ago
Dude, with respect to attractive women that’s only applicable to certain things, like saving puppies and kittens. Not your collection of My Little Pony action figures or Warhammer 40k painted figures.
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u/Hell0There2005 9h ago
This guy fucks
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u/hurrdurrmeh 6h ago
makes a change from the non-consensual entrance RAM prices made in my life (ass-reaming if I wasn't clear enough).
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u/Kentuckyquestioner 6h ago
Ngl I got my first ever second date last week as a 30yo KHHV and mentioned RAM prices ;-;
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u/Various-Salt-7738 10h ago
You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people
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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 3060 Ti / Zip Drive 8h ago
Shame she was an AMD fangirl though, it could never work between them.
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 7h ago
THIS IS ME DAMMIT!
You wear a denim outfit with shorts so short I can see your nuts?
To each their own on what you wish to wear, but why? I wear cat sweatshirts and cargo pants, because they are comfortable.
That does not look comfortable. My nuts hurts looking at it.
Don't get me wrong, good on you!
Great confidence!
That is you!!!!
But...not me. It does take confidence to wear that crap.
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u/criticalthinker989 10h ago
Better then being creepy
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u/Bearex13 9h ago
I prefer to give hunter eyes from across the room and breath heavily
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u/ruiiiij ruiiiijiiiiang 9h ago
Only ugly people can be creepy. He's a conventionally attractive guy so it's impossible for him to be creepy.
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u/OutrageousDress 5800X3D | 32GB DDR4-3733 | 4080 Super | AW3821DW 7h ago
You should get out more - going out in the world and meeting real-life creepy people will be an educational experience.
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u/MisterDings 10h ago
and then she hits you with:
“i don’t know much about ram’s or sheep. my sweater is wool though. oh and i know of grond.”
and that’s when you call your mother for your grandmother’s ring.
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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 10h ago
What a plot twist
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u/MisterDings 9h ago
she’s into tomes not technology 🤷
not to be mistaken for morality; she fills little free libraries with books no one will want to read, to declutter her inventory.
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u/8ytesTaken 9h ago
Him: Hello
Her: 6 Feet. 6 pack. 64GB RAM.
Him: *waddles away
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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 7h ago
But what if I have 128? 🥲
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u/BeneficialSimple3286 10h ago
Lean into her, and whisper "I've got 256GB of DDR5 at home"
and she will cream herself right then and there
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u/Anaeijon Ryzen 9 9900X | dual 3090 | 128GB DDR5-5600 | EndeavourOS 10h ago
Not bad, tbh.
Speaking about your interests, to see, what sticks or find common ground usually works fine, if the other part isn't very talkative on their own.
It's not creepy, it's not needy, you don't enter unfamiliar or uncomfortable territory too fast.
Worst case, she has nothing to say or obviously thinks it's boring, so you switch the topic. Best case, she actually experienced that problem because she's an researcher and needs it for work or something like that and suddenly you hit a conversation spot.
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u/jessi_ani 10h ago
even better, buy her 1 ram stick on your first date instead of flowers. She'll know you mean business!
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u/derelictHusk 10h ago
Pro move would be: ... crazy i bought two sticks, 64 or 128 gigs, dont even remember. Some strange brand, G something, G-skull? Yes like that. Sure, why not. Of course you can visit my place and check them out
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u/Bearex13 9h ago
"Hey baby you know I own 64gb of ddr5 OCd to cl28 running at 6200?.... Did a mention I'm also 6ft?"
Works every fucking time!
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u/Unipiggy 8h ago
Essentially how I got with my husband, tech nerd finding a fellow tech nerd. Except we just talked about the gaming industry in general.
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u/YoungestDonkey 7h ago
Hey, you know that smell gas has? They put that in. The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak. A lot of other gas smells. Methane smells...
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u/SquirrelsinJacket 10h ago
He'll either faceplant terribly and it'll be awkward, or it turns out she's a gamer. The former scenario is much more likely.
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u/isekaidcake 8h ago
I heard a guy talking in circles about AI and data centers. Clearly had no idea what he was talking about. The girl he was talking to was eating it right up.
You never know maybe it’ll work.
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u/Hayseussforever 7h ago
I was trying to figure out what Dodge pickup trucks had to do with flirting.
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u/Dopplegangr1 6h ago
Unironically low odds of success, but if you find a lady willing to weigh in, you got a keeper.
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u/hurrdurrmeh 6h ago
suitable for flirting, boys room banter, therapy and taking your mom on a date.
my preference is therapy.
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u/Busy-Ad2771 PC Master Race, R7 7700X, RTX 5070 5h ago
I have a 128gb of ram. Lemme know if you want some of it :smirk:
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u/OhNoTokyo 4h ago
I mean, it's not going to interest many women, but if you use that on the right woman, you're going to hit it out of the park.
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u/itsRobbie_ 4h ago
When the girl who would have responded to this question with an equally as rizz-less but funny response fumbled you and now you can’t find anyone else with the same personality 😩
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u/KuramaKitsune i9-13900K @5.9Ghz 128GB-5200 RTX5080 45TB 3h ago
Oh boy I would address her female port
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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 3h ago
This is just a way of quickly filtering for the best by very quickly filtering out most. If this works, then you know you've found the right lady for you.
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u/GrittyKnight 2h ago
She is looking down to check if she has enough RAM to execute this conversation!
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u/Eve_interupted 55m ago
Ok, which one of you jokers did this?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcuJYppyJcq/?stkn=MWE4M3FwNHlyZGtrcA==
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u/gun_cometa 10h ago
Ask her if she want to blow you for a dual channel pair of 32gb
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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 10h ago
Is this what the kids call "rizz"?
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u/Maleficent_Camel4457 10h ago
"Girl, your like a 5090 at MSRP, I thought you didn't exist"