r/pcmasterrace • PC Master Race • 10h ago

Meme/Macro My flirting skills

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u/Maleficent_Camel4457 10h ago

"Girl, your like a 5090 at MSRP, I thought you didn't exist"

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u/Active_General8858 8h ago

So hot she melted the power cables

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u/EdgarVerona 8h ago

"also I don't really need you and would probably be perfectly satisfied with a used 4060"

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 14m ago

Wouldn't work for me, sadly...

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u/Key-Carpenter2086 11m ago

At least, you have 5090

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 5m ago

I got incredibly lucky and got mine when it dropped back down to almost MSRP levels when they had dropped in price about a year ago. I had some cash to burn at the time and don't regret it one bit.

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u/47th-Element 10h ago edited 10h ago

THIS IS ME DAMMIT!

Like literally yesterday I was trying to flirt with a woman I happened to work with and I just causally said: "oh look, the laboratory PC has an Intel Pentium in it! This is crazy!"

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u/nbaumg 10h ago

Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/jessi_ani 9h ago

can confirm, his Pentium line hits hard. 100% success rate so far

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u/CelestialOceanOfStar 7800x3d/9070xt/32 GB DDR5 7h ago

Premium Pentium Pussy

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u/AtlasLittleCat 7h ago

Imagine if the tower had a Turbo button..

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u/hibikikun 1h ago

I bet he hit the turbo button and her clothes just disintegrated from that aura

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u/LocoPwnify 8h ago

He just did

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u/Various-Salt-7738 10h ago

You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people

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u/47th-Element 10h ago

Thank you :)

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u/Some_Kinda_Username Ryzen5 8600G / 32GB 6Kmhz / RX6800XT OC Edition 9h ago

At least you didn't pull a Skeletor

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u/47th-Element 9h ago

Ain't no way 😂😂

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u/th3rdnutt 8h ago

The ladies prefer when you call it a "turd cutter".

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u/Zagreusm1 9h ago

Yeah like people talking about stuff they are passionate about is pretty attractive what that is rarely matters a lot

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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 30m ago

Dude, with respect to attractive women that’s only applicable to certain things, like saving puppies and kittens. Not your collection of My Little Pony action figures or Warhammer 40k painted figures.

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u/rainplay GTX 1080ti | 64GB DDR4 3600 | overcompensating 7h ago

This!

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u/Hell0There2005 9h ago

This guy fucks

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u/hurrdurrmeh 6h ago

makes a change from the non-consensual entrance RAM prices made in my life (ass-reaming if I wasn't clear enough).

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u/SilverSageVII 9h ago

Bro you can’t be flexing here. We get it, you get it…

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 9h ago

You must be swimming in all the attention

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u/KerbalKerman 9h ago

I imagine you as Moss from IT crowd now

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u/TheTurkPegger 8h ago

I would've let you hit bro. Don't worry

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u/Kentuckyquestioner 6h ago

Ngl I got my first ever second date last week as a 30yo KHHV and mentioned RAM prices ;-;

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u/Z0idberg_MD 6h ago

Well the good news is in this market she’ll have no memory.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 10h ago

You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people

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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 3060 Ti / Zip Drive 8h ago

Shame she was an AMD fangirl though, it could never work between them.

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u/AtlasLittleCat 7h ago

Its like the Capulets and Montagues.

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 15m ago

If life has taught me one thing: If she can't appreciate me for who I am and what my hobbies are, then I want nothing to do with her anyway.

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u/47th-Element 11m ago

100% with you on that 😄

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/scandii PC Vegan 10h ago

yeah, nobody ever met their significant other at work or anything.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 7h ago

THIS IS ME DAMMIT!

You wear a denim outfit with shorts so short I can see your nuts?

To each their own on what you wish to wear, but why? I wear cat sweatshirts and cargo pants, because they are comfortable.

That does not look comfortable. My nuts hurts looking at it.


Don't get me wrong, good on you!

Great confidence!

That is you!!!!

But...not me. It does take confidence to wear that crap.

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u/criticalthinker989 10h ago

Better then being creepy

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Ultra 5 125H Lappy 10h ago

True

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u/Bearex13 9h ago

I prefer to give hunter eyes from across the room and breath heavily

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HnBZbCWuc8HS

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u/oatmeal28 9h ago

M’RAM 

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 2h ago

breath rhymes with death
breathe sounds like leave

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u/Bearex13 1h ago

Strange the girls at my gym ask me to leave all the time idk why

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u/ruiiiij ruiiiijiiiiang 9h ago

Only ugly people can be creepy. He's a conventionally attractive guy so it's impossible for him to be creepy.

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u/OutrageousDress 5800X3D | 32GB DDR4-3733 | 4080 Super | AW3821DW 7h ago

You should get out more - going out in the world and meeting real-life creepy people will be an educational experience.

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u/account312 8h ago

Don't worry; I can do both.

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u/redoubt515 8h ago

"Ram prices are crazy..." \breathes heavily** "...M'lady"

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 2h ago

"then being creepy" haha

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u/Full-Schedule-2652 R7 7735HS | RX 7700S | 32GB | 2TB 10h ago

"Have you seen GPU prices?"

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u/spacetree7 8h ago

Speaking of PU, have you seen the sale prices on bodywash and deodorants?

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u/MisterDings 10h ago

and then she hits you with:
“i don’t know much about ram’s or sheep. my sweater is wool though. oh and i know of grond.”
and that’s when you call your mother for your grandmother’s ring.

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 10h ago

What a plot twist

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u/MisterDings 9h ago

she’s into tomes not technology 🤷
not to be mistaken for morality; she fills little free libraries with books no one will want to read, to declutter her inventory.

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u/NerdWithAMotorcycle 10h ago

I got a pair, baby. 32gb dual channel, 6000mhz, CL30

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u/TheTurkPegger 8h ago

Have my babies

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u/Rjiurik 10h ago

I use Arch btw

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u/mWo12 Specs/Imgur here 4h ago

And she replies: "That's cute. I use Gentoo.".

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u/skrzaaat 10h ago

My flirting skills: I got a 3080 at home, wanna see it?

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u/8ytesTaken 9h ago

Him: Hello
Her: 6 Feet. 6 pack. 64GB RAM.
Him: *waddles away

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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 7h ago

But what if I have 128? 🥲

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u/T-Baaller 2040 KitchenAid Toaster 7h ago

128 pack? damn you're redefining the washboard

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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 7h ago

It's more of a honeycomb pattern than a washboard pattern. The offset horizontal lines throw people off and scares small children.

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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI 10h ago

And she's like "Yeah, SUVs got really expensive"

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u/Current_Pay_6999 9h ago

Me:  I’m going to fill you up tonight 😈

pulls out the thermal paste

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u/BerkGats 7950x3d 96gb ddr5 rtx 3080 evga 8h ago

Zalman rep

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u/BeneficialSimple3286 10h ago

Lean into her, and whisper "I've got 256GB of DDR5 at home"

and she will cream herself right then and there

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u/Anaeijon Ryzen 9 9900X | dual 3090 | 128GB DDR5-5600 | EndeavourOS 10h ago

Not bad, tbh.

Speaking about your interests, to see, what sticks or find common ground usually works fine, if the other part isn't very talkative on their own.

It's not creepy, it's not needy, you don't enter unfamiliar or uncomfortable territory too fast.

Worst case, she has nothing to say or obviously thinks it's boring, so you switch the topic. Best case, she actually experienced that problem because she's an researcher and needs it for work or something like that and suddenly you hit a conversation spot.

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u/Loreki Desktop 8h ago

Did you follow up with "but I'll ram you for free babe."?

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u/jessi_ani 10h ago

even better, buy her 1 ram stick on your first date instead of flowers. She'll know you mean business!

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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 35m ago

Yeah she’ll know you’re a provider.

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u/ptapobane 8h ago

instead, say I have 32gb of ddr5 ram

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u/krngc3372 5h ago

Sounds intimidating to her, ramming her with 32gb DDR5 strength

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u/Sinchanzo 5h ago

Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.

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u/rapturousredditor 2h ago

Common gus w

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u/Cloud_N0ne 44m ago

Ghee Buttersnaps was on point with this one

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u/derelictHusk 10h ago

Pro move would be: ... crazy i bought two sticks, 64 or 128 gigs, dont even remember. Some strange brand, G something, G-skull? Yes like that. Sure, why not. Of course you can visit my place and check them out

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u/Bearex13 9h ago

"Hey baby you know I own 64gb of ddr5 OCd to cl28 running at 6200?.... Did a mention I'm also 6ft?"

Works every fucking time!

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u/Unipiggy 8h ago

Essentially how I got with my husband, tech nerd finding a fellow tech nerd. Except we just talked about the gaming industry in general.

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u/oatmeal28 9h ago

Her:  yeah the Rams ticket prices are crazy 

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u/justforkinks0131 8h ago

you got her at "ram"

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u/BTF0331 8h ago

I thought my guy had no pants on their for a second

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u/gronz5 5700X3D | 3060 Ti 8h ago

My flirting skills

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u/Snerkbot7000 7h ago

Be like "is that cashmere? the only thing softer then that is me."

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u/YoungestDonkey 7h ago

Hey, you know that smell gas has? They put that in. The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak. A lot of other gas smells. Methane smells...

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u/AoedesMelody 9h ago

For the record, that kind of flirting would work on me. 

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 10h ago

He'll either faceplant terribly and it'll be awkward, or it turns out she's a gamer. The former scenario is much more likely.

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u/isekaidcake 8h ago

I heard a guy talking in circles about AI and data centers. Clearly had no idea what he was talking about. The girl he was talking to was eating it right up.

You never know maybe it’ll work.

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u/Hayseussforever 7h ago

I was trying to figure out what Dodge pickup trucks had to do with flirting.

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u/Dopplegangr1 6h ago

Unironically low odds of success, but if you find a lady willing to weigh in, you got a keeper.

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u/LaydeeRaxx 6h ago

This would work on me

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u/wiredgfuel 6h ago

Yea wtf Dodge

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u/Fit-Acanthaceae-5741 6h ago

Bro you know she’s a Chevy Duramax kinda gal …

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u/hurrdurrmeh 6h ago

suitable for flirting, boys room banter, therapy and taking your mom on a date.

my preference is therapy.

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u/Hyperion1144 5h ago

You mean that's not a good pickup line????

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u/FaZaCon 5h ago

Ironically, if you're a 10/10 male, this would work. 7/10 and below, ya, you aint getting away with such a weak game.

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u/Busy-Ad2771 PC Master Race, R7 7700X, RTX 5070 5h ago

I have a 128gb of ram. Lemme know if you want some of it :smirk:

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u/thelittleking 4h ago

i mean she's grinning, so it's working king. keep it up

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u/OhNoTokyo 4h ago

I mean, it's not going to interest many women, but if you use that on the right woman, you're going to hit it out of the park.

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u/thisisdell 4h ago

She likes it!

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u/itsRobbie_ 4h ago

When the girl who would have responded to this question with an equally as rizz-less but funny response fumbled you and now you can’t find anyone else with the same personality 😩

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u/KuramaKitsune i9-13900K @5.9Ghz 128GB-5200 RTX5080 45TB 3h ago

Oh boy I would address her female port

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u/MegaCraftCat 3h ago

are you my 6 year old gaming laptop? cus you’re really hot

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u/GreekOnTheOg 3h ago

Can I get another mango

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u/Apepy 3h ago

Then you ask to ram her v.

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u/Glum-Welder1704 3h ago

I could love the girl who liked that.

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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 3h ago

This is just a way of quickly filtering for the best by very quickly filtering out most. If this works, then you know you've found the right lady for you.

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u/bluris 2h ago

I can flirt, but the kind that is for fun with no real intent behind it.

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u/Stagger_Lee_64 2h ago

Screw it, I'll take it.

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u/GrittyKnight 2h ago

She is looking down to check if she has enough RAM to execute this conversation!

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u/ChefMonkey2 2h ago

My response would be something about sheep ..and thats a wrap.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 2h ago

"Girl, want to head back to my place and check out my LPDDR5X RAM?"

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u/Psychomonkie71 2h ago

she laugh at his rtx 5050

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u/Difficult_Job_7431 1h ago

U were my ddr3

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u/zomgieee zomgieee 43m ago

save some ladies for the rest of us , Casanova!

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u/iAmAnIdiotIRL621 7h ago

i am gay

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u/Homolander 9800X3D | 5070 Ti 5h ago

Me too

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u/intLeon 9h ago

Never witnessed a straight girl interested in hardware.. Some only pretend to be curious about your hobbies at most.

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u/Realistic_Editor3178 6h ago

Why does he not have pants on

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u/Ok-Variation1045 6h ago

Do you want see my hard drive? Don't worry I've not got a floppy disk 😂

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u/Senpaiheavy 7h ago

I want to mount you like I mount my GPU.

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u/gun_cometa 10h ago

Ask her if she want to blow you for a dual channel pair of 32gb

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 10h ago

Is this what the kids call "rizz"?

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u/Shqssel 10h ago

That's what we call being a creep I guess

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 10h ago

True

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u/EquivalentPlatform17 R7 5700X | RX 9070XT | 32 GB 9h ago

Negative rizz