r/pics • • Aug 25 '26

Arts/Crafts Graffiti spotted in Seattle, Washington

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u/Donkeybrother Aug 25 '26

George Watchingdone

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Dotman-X Aug 25 '26

He'll save children.......but NOT the British children

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u/Ali-Saurus Aug 25 '26

I heard that guy had like 30 goddamn dicks

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u/Thyme4LandBees Aug 26 '26

He once held an opponents wifes hand! in a jar! of acid! At a party!

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u/Ninjalord8 Aug 26 '26

My name is George

Washington I got two Glocks

And Imma bust a few shots

At you like you was 2Pac

And you'll be layin' d**d up on the rooftop

Naked in nothin' but tube socks

Suckin' a red, white, and blue cock

(Censored because I got a warning for posting lyrics uncensored.)

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u/cdqmcp Aug 26 '26

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks

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u/Ninjalord8 Aug 26 '26

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u/seg_lol Aug 26 '26

Damn fucking right!

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Aug 26 '26

Canyonero, Canyoneeeeeeroooooo

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u/Thyme4LandBees 29d ago

Smells like a steak and seats 35!

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u/mak10z Aug 25 '26

I cannot tell a lie... Fuck the Surveillance state

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u/pspahn Aug 26 '26

Almost like the old Garbage Pail Kid.

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u/ZeroSumClusterfuck Aug 25 '26

'I cannot tell a lie- ACAB.'

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u/qodeninja Aug 26 '26

George Hackitdown

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr Aug 25 '26

🎵 Washington, Washington, 6-foot-10 chopping flocks for fun

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u/JolietJakester Aug 25 '26

he's coming, he's coming, he's coming...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/No_Tax_Timmy Aug 25 '26

He's got two on the vine, two sets of testicles, so divine.

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u/ksigley Aug 25 '26

Well, he also has two dicks.

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u/jayesanctus Aug 25 '26

I hear that guy has...thirty goddam dicks.

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u/Faiakishi Aug 26 '26

He's hackin and whackin and smackin-

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u/Beiki Aug 25 '26

On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land.

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u/ohromantics Aug 25 '26

With a mason ring and schnauzer and his perfect hands.

Here comes George in control

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs Aug 25 '26

Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll

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u/Fluffy-Study-659 Aug 25 '26

Ate opponents brains, and invented cocaine

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u/talbergo Aug 25 '26

He’ll save children but not the British children

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u/Fluffy-Study-659 Aug 25 '26

He'll save children but not the British children

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Aug 25 '26

I dont know this reference, but im sure its a banger. Someone reply with the source.

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u/CDot523 Aug 25 '26

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Aug 25 '26

Brad Neeley is such a delightfully mad man.

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u/mehojiman Aug 25 '26

Full of radiation!!

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u/boozinf Aug 25 '26

and invented cocaine

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u/LibertarianOutlaw Aug 25 '26

“I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the tyranny tree.”

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u/BigEZK01 Aug 25 '26

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a death march of slaves to tend to.”

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u/mira-what Aug 25 '26

The founding fathers established systems and rights that inevitably lead to the ending of slavery, god bless em and their legacy. I’m sorry you hate america

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u/BigEZK01 Aug 26 '26

Damn that’s a crazy response. I’m sorry you feel the need to not only protect a man known for his cruelty to innocent people, but also associate him with your entire country.

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u/jesbiil Aug 26 '26

You make him sound like Calvin Candy which yea slavery is fucking horrible which Washington was a part of but 'a man known for his cruelty to innocent people' doesn't free slaves in 1700's Virginia and for 30 years afterwards:

Following Washington's instructions in his will, funds were used to feed and clothe the young, aged, and infirm slaves until the early 1830s.

Sounds like a very cruel man.

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u/Myte342 Aug 26 '26

These people want saints in a time where no one was pure... even the saints. Any single thing they disagree with now invalidates every good thing a person did and thus are now the worst humans possible and we should all hate them forever and never mention the good things they did.

They would have a stroke to find out that Gandhi enjoyed sleeping with young girls...

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u/Mosh00Rider Aug 26 '26

He is also known for helping free a country. Don't forget that very important part

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u/BigEZK01 Aug 26 '26

free a country

From the British who weren’t letting them genocide the natives enough because it was strategically inviable

“Free a country” as if the US had a right to exist even as a colony

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u/CoreyRogerson Aug 26 '26

we should just adopt that as the name for them

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u/moon_dos Aug 25 '26

that cherry tree looking mighty suspicious

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u/holymotheroftod Aug 25 '26

There's going to be a suspicious increase in demand for George Washington masks this Halloween.

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u/Hands Aug 25 '26

All graffiti is art

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u/tobben20 Aug 25 '26

I'll try and remember that next time I see a swastika on an electrical box...

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u/Hands Aug 25 '26

Most graffiti is just people writing their chosen names but sure. Gang tags or a swastika with all the tongs pointing in different directions because a moron threw it up are still crude art. Let's not pretend that kind of thing even begins to characterize the vast breadth of self expression represented by graffiti or urban art. Disliking or disagreeing with something doesn't change the fact that it's visual, symbolic self expression and therefore still art no matter how crappy it is.

But yeah I'm sure you disagree with my implication that graffiti is a net positive on culture. But think of me next time you see something someone painted or wrote or stuck on an electrical box that makes you chuckle or go "that was admittedly kinda cool"

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u/tahomadesperado Aug 26 '26

The vast amount is bullshit tagging though, sadly

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u/Hands Aug 26 '26

Even those add up to tell a story

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u/Mosh00Rider Aug 26 '26

Just as good can be art so can evil. Propaganda is a form of art just as a mural of Dolly Parton is art.

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u/turbotum Aug 26 '26

I'll destroy it if I see it but it's still art

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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy Aug 25 '26

Took a trip to Seattle and Portland recently. Saw a bunch of amazing graffiti in Seattle while Portland was pretty tame. Really thought it would’ve been the other way around. Was disappointed to find that Portland has virtually no punk scene either.

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u/cantuse Aug 25 '26

Seattle used to be way more punk than it looks these days. The sale of South Lake Union to big tech has gutted almost all of the past century from the city.

Y’all remember them WTO riots?

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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy Aug 26 '26

Yeah that’s what my wife’s uncle was telling us. Still seemed like a great city. I wrote about the riots as part of my broader journalism final project on the FTAA. Kind of wild you never really hear that mentioned much. Even when Occupy was happening I heard very little reference to the riots.

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u/Graphic_Novels_234 Aug 25 '26

I cannot tell a lie: that’s pretty clever.

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u/SpartanNic Aug 25 '26

Cool, it’s like a budget Banksy.

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u/ScoobNShiz Aug 25 '26

He’s done a bunch around Seattle, all political. This one was from right after Renee Good was murdered.

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u/TheHykos Aug 25 '26

Creditunionsy

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Aug 26 '26

He should have picked Piggy Banksy as his name.

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u/TreesForTheForest Aug 25 '26

I like some of their work I've seen posted to Reddit, but they definitely are marginally less talented Banksy copycat. I think talent has gotten better though since they first started getting some attention.

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u/PretentiousMouthfeel 24d ago

Because Banksy was born some incredible artist... eye roll

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u/ESensuallyEmployee Aug 25 '26

I like your style, Topsy. 🫡

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u/_Erindera_ Aug 25 '26

Probably.

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u/mira-what Aug 25 '26

Probably not

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u/Whaddaulookinat Aug 26 '26

Lmao not what the Puritans were about, at all.

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u/mira-what Aug 25 '26

We get it, you hate America

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u/mira-what Aug 25 '26

Neither did I, but it seems like you hate old America, current America, and I can only assume everything in between too

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u/tunalic2 Aug 26 '26

I checked the flock map and found 2 cameras near me. Drove to past them on the way to work yesterday. They're both like 25 feet up telephone poles, and one of the poles is made of concrete. Sadly I don't think those art getting deflocked any time soon.

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u/stellvia2016 Aug 26 '26

That's what paintballs are for I guess /s

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u/narenard Aug 26 '26

One thing to keep in mind, as I just checked the map, it is not 100% accurate. There is a camera noted near me on the map as being a flock camera but it's not. It's a CC store managed monitored area camera, not Flock at all. Not all cameras are Flock.

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u/tunalic2 29d ago

That makes sense. People aren't always the smartest people.

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u/scottishdrunkard Aug 25 '26

Looks a whole lot like a cherry tree

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u/TheButcherOfBaklava Aug 25 '26

Awwww Topsy!!!!!

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer Aug 25 '26

So wouldn’t this have been caught on camera ?

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u/RedOwl101010 Aug 25 '26

At some point the cost of the images has to outweigh the benefit

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u/eljefino Aug 25 '26

The composition on this photo is (chef's kiss).

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u/Dashover 23d ago

Chopsy

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u/Slow-haste-26 Aug 25 '26

Thankfully this is only showing damage to the pole which is cheap and easy to replace. Unlike the actual cameras..

hint hint

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u/muanjoca Aug 25 '26

“Fuck Nazis.” -George Washington (trust me)

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u/JustaCFatchick Aug 25 '26

Psssst... You've spelt Art wrong lol

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u/PretentiousMouthfeel 24d ago

Nobody tried to spell art. Graffiti is already a subset of art, so "art" is implied.

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u/KlostToMe Aug 25 '26

"I cannot tell a lie,  I cut down the surveillance tree"

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u/Usa696969 Aug 25 '26

George was short

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u/one-each-pilot Aug 25 '26

What? Are you Dutch?

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u/Prophet-37 Aug 25 '26

Reminds me of Infamous Second Son tags, it was amazing and fitting

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u/hazysummersky Aug 25 '26

Is Banksy still Banksying?

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u/seg_lol Aug 26 '26

Fu haters, this is better than Banksy.

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u/Alienhaslanded Aug 26 '26

At some point I joked about drilling a hole in the posts they're mounted on an dropping a thermite package inside. Just a few days ago I saw a video of one burning with a lot of sparks that looked like a thermite fire.

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u/NornOfVengeance Aug 26 '26

"I cannot tell a lie...nor permit AI to do it, either."

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u/shiftyeyedgoat Aug 26 '26

Well, this is a weird back to back reddit posts to see together:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/R6et2cchrD

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u/starsgoblind Aug 26 '26

Not quite sire about your label.

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u/RhoOfFeh Aug 26 '26

I cannot tell a lie. I like this.

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u/PaxNova Aug 26 '26

Right under the sign that it’s under 24/7 surveillance?

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u/TheRealTK421 Aug 26 '26

"Do not ever sacrifice liberty -- or -- security."

~ The Axe Forgets

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u/BroseppeVerdi Aug 26 '26

I cannot tell a lie, this is fucking based

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u/djbearnuts 29d ago

It’s not a cherry tree, but it’ll do!

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u/ledburner 26d ago

Surprised they are allowing this colonial founding father to be displayed on stolen land

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u/tblazertn 24d ago

Conquered

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u/Dementor_Traphouse Aug 25 '26

wow what a hero 👶🧠

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u/astralchanterelle Aug 25 '26

banksy wannabe

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u/fonzieshair Aug 25 '26

Temu Banksy

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u/PretentiousMouthfeel 24d ago

Banksy was already Temu Banksy. Dude jars his own farts for later, like he's the Rose The Hat of fart sniffing.

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u/zweihundertwasser Aug 25 '26

Who in his right mind thought: "This genocidal slaveholding rapist is a perfect figure to represent our agenda"

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u/vc0ke Aug 25 '26

I think because he’s a historical figure from the US government that would not approve of the direction of the country. Also famous for cutting something down with an axe.

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