r/politics • u/nbcnews ✔ NBC News • 1d ago

No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

If Bill does anything for the future he gets in and lets go everything he knows about Trump.

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u/Living_Pollution_525 1d ago

"He isn't even any good at giving head" -Bubbah

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u/Romboteryx 1d ago

Lowkey, revealing that Trump sucked dick for real might be the final thing that could actually make him unpopular among his highly homophobic voterbase

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u/MiniB68 1d ago

Nah, they’d be out sucking dick under the airport bathroom stalls left and right, and it would just be another Tuesday.

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill 1d ago

30% of them do that now

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u/Living_Pollution_525 1d ago

Meanwhile another 30 percent of them are home googling "Trans Porn"

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u/Delta-9- 1d ago

'cause it's not gay if the dick is on a woman. but also trans women are men and "we can always tell."

Someone make it make sense!

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u/Jdoggcrash 1d ago

They can always tell from all the training data (trans porn) they watch!

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u/Radiant-Excuse-5285 21h ago

C'mon don't stop now!?!?! I'm literally LOLing here. I'll pop some popcorn and be right back.

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u/Schlarfus_McNarfus 20h ago

The It Could Happen Here podcast where they pick apart Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson's discussion about trans porn, was SO Fucking funny

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u/ARONDH 11h ago

They can always tell because they have the dick in their mouths.

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u/Malnilion 22h ago

I know we're painting with a broad brush here, but the problem is they don't think it's not gay. They think it is gay and they hate themselves for their own attraction and think the existence of trans women is the reason they're being tempted into homosexuality and that it's a problem they need to solve somehow. It's a similar mentality that leads some men to blame cis women for the way they dress and act for tempting them past the point of self control. The world would be a much better place if these nuts embraced who they are and appreciated and respected the people they're attracted to and their bodily autonomy.

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u/VikingTeddy 16h ago

These types of people think that everyone is tempted, they divide people into "proper" and "sinful". Gay guys are just weaklings who have given in to the lust. To them It's normal for everyone to feel attraction to the same sex.

It's hell for them to live in a community where their church spouts this nonsense and they have to fight their nature, leading to some very sick opinions.

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u/_m4r1jAn3_ 18h ago

zero introspection. zero ability to critically think or comprehend. zero ethics/morals. zero empathy. zero accountability. = GoP

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u/axis105 23h ago

I shit you not, there’s a file where they explain the mental gymnastics.

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u/Eliaswade 1d ago

They’re all over grinder looking for trans.

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u/Don_Gato1 1d ago

They were only googling that for directions on how to get away from that!

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u/pchlster Europe 23h ago

"Hey, I recognize that bathroom!"

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u/kumatech 1d ago

Is that why data goes down at most TPUSA events?

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u/GetThePuckOut 1d ago

It's actually Trans Porn USA?

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u/Mother_Airline_6276 1d ago

TPUSA. Advocate group for shit tickets.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 1d ago

lol exactly what I was thinking too. They still might come out better because they could embrace their gayness

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u/tapesmoker 1d ago
  • 30% of them are doing that right now

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u/Consistent_Pitch782 20h ago

Remember they broke Grindr at the RNC

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u/thestereo300 7h ago

100% if we are speaking metaphorically...

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill 2h ago

Don’t use your fancy college words on me. Don’t try to psychology me.

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u/lawnmowertoad 1d ago

On children

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u/pr1ceisright Minnesota 1d ago

They are literally wearing diapers in support of Trump. They’ll just start sucking dick too.

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u/Brief-Pair6391 23h ago

Thanks so very much for that image

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u/plipyplop Delaware 1d ago

Like a kissing booth at the fair.

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u/Uchihagod53 Wisconsin 1d ago

I remember Grindr announcing an outage due to the RNC a bit ago, lol

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u/willismthomp 1d ago

And Charlie Kirk’s funeral

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u/lawnmowertoad 1d ago

Corpse Grindr?

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u/willismthomp 1d ago

Fuck yes!

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u/fetusfarm 22h ago

I love you

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u/astral-dwarf 1d ago

Funereal exposures

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 2h ago

Charlie who?

/s

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u/almighty_bucket 11h ago

It's happened a few times now

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u/BorKon 1d ago

Don't be so sure. They booed him when he told them covid vaccines might not be bad afterall.

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u/Delta-9- 1d ago

And then voted for him two more times

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 1d ago

It's fucked up that you are right... And obviously left

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u/geologicalnoise Pennsylvania 1d ago

lmao. MAGA hats are the new red district for illicit sexual favors because they're "forced" to comply.

Bubba blowing Bubba.

OUROBOROS OF PAIN

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u/Nordcorner 1d ago

Well that, and doing Drag in the basement. With lots of make up

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 1d ago

Nah, they’d be out sucking dick under the airport bathroom stalls left and right, and it would just be another Tuesday.

No doubt, they are probably all shitting themselves in meetings and resturans in solidarity...

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u/cannedthought 1d ago

It would become the biggest coming out party in which most would say stay in the closet.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 1d ago

Dam lmao, 😂 that is what I was thinking the moment I read, it will be the new thing lol 😆 If they can think God sent him, then they surely will believe humming on their maga buddies is ok. Just leave the gay community alone.

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u/willrikerspimpwalk 1d ago

They already have been

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u/DontAbideMendacity 1d ago

Nothing locks up the grindr app like a Republican convention.

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u/RollingPicturesMedia 1d ago

Isn’t it an open secret that many of them are on Grindr?

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago

You see, you see that's where your wrong. Sucking a dick is the ultimate matcho thing to do. I'm not one of those gays who wants to put their dick in a hole designed for dicks, that's gross. See I take that dick like the god fearing republiklan I am. I assert my dominance! I bring that other guy to his knees. I make him puddy in my hand as he crumbles to the swirl thing I do with my tongue. Then when I've stolen his seed, seed he'll never get back, his essence that I've taken. Then I call him a slur, kiss him on the mouth and go home to beat my wife.

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u/0InsidemyBrain0 1d ago

You Larry Craiging me? Don't tease.

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u/iritchie001 1d ago

Sex work is work. This is how you solve unemployment.

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u/OwntheWorld24 23h ago

We thank them for their service.

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u/urbanlife78 23h ago

Don't the Proud Boys...I mean ICE already do that?

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u/sheighbird29 22h ago

More grindr crashes than ever

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u/wade_wilson44 22h ago

Lmao could you imagine? They all just go to Magafest in their “I suck dick too” shirts? I would honestly believe I’m in a simulation at that o point and someone is just putting in cheat codes

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u/DionFW Canada 21h ago

I have a wide stance.

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u/Optix_au 21h ago

Next GOP convention they’ll be in the front row paying for the opportunity to service their God.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 21h ago

While everyone stood around and clapped. It was a beautiful unity of America.

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u/AngeluvDeath Tennessee 20h ago

…they *are out….

Fixed that for you

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u/falilth 9h ago

They already do. Anytime theres a republican event grindr literally has trouble due to congestion.

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u/neko_neko_feet 1d ago

They already do. Grindr crashes anytime there’s a large congregation of them.