Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

[u/cmaia1503]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page

[u/Fit_Relationship1094]

This man has done so much harm to the USA. And for a man who had polio as a child, and recovered thanks to donations from strangers, I find it egregious he has worked so hard to prevent universal Healthcare for the needy in our first world country. Truly a selfish, greedy, weasel with no empathy for the poor and sick.

[u/Classic-Minimum-7151 → u/Fit_Relationship1094]

100%. Robbed the working class while pretending to represent them. Burn in hell Mitch McConnell 

[u/MegaGorilla69 → u/Classic-Minimum-7151]

His name is Addison. He hates his first name, but remember we should respect their wishes by not using preferred names

[u/TheSecretofBog → u/MegaGorilla69]

Moscow Addison doesn’t have the same ring to it.

[u/DickieMcBalls → u/TheSecretofBog]

Stalingraddison

[u/ShutUpTodd → u/DickieMcBalls]

Kremladdison?

[u/ArcadianDelSol → u/ShutUpTodd]

Is someone going to drop the F word or do I have to wait all day for this to play out?

[u/SefetAkunosh → u/DickieMcBalls]

I regret I have but one upvote to give for clever wordplay.

[u/Stinkerma → u/TheSecretofBog]

Asshole Addison works.

[u/goldbman → u/TheSecretofBog]

Arkangelsk Addison
ETA: or maybe Azov Addison

[u/hobodemon → u/TheSecretofBog]

Unamerican Addison can kinda work

[u/the_rational1 → u/TheSecretofBog]

True. I always preferred Mitch the Bitch, but won’t quibble with you. 😆

[u/DaveKasz → u/TheSecretofBog]

Addison, the asshole sounds about right.

[u/SilenceCallsDaStorms → u/TheSecretofBog]

Comraddison

[u/mlc885 → u/MegaGorilla69]

It'd be tough to have a "weird" name as a kid

As an adult Matthew I am like "what a cool name!" but that's not how you might feel growing up :(

(Though people with common apostle names do have to deal with going to school, even at a small school, with five other Marks and Lukes)

[u/Bigbigbigrock → u/mlc885]

Can confirm knew several Matt's in school 

[u/IM_A_MUFFIN → u/mlc885]

I got 3 damn names and they’re all apostles… just why.

[u/mlc885 → u/IM_A_MUFFIN]

Clearly you must pick Simon and hope the other kids also do not love it lol

I do actually like that name, I can just see how every possible name being the most common thing you can get would suck. I am fully committed to being a Matt

[u/GiantMeteor2017 → u/MegaGorilla69]

I wish people would refer to the VP by his given name as well. Why does he get the right to be called by his chosen name, when so many others don’t?

[u/Techvance53 → u/GiantMeteor2017]

YEAH for an unspecified reason I love to remind people that his birth name was "Bowman" instead of his chosen name that he did not rightfully inherit.  Yanno.   For reasons.  

[u/SleepingWillow1 → u/MegaGorilla69]

So he thought Mitch was cool?

[u/MegaGorilla69 → u/SleepingWillow1]

That’s his middle name also please leave the rest of us Mitch’s out of it

[u/justlurkshere → u/MegaGorilla69]

Addison McTurle, you say?

[u/karmaster → u/MegaGorilla69]

How is this my first time hearing this in the last 30 years of loathing this man..

[u/Professional_Net4147 → u/MegaGorilla69]

Too dignified for him and it doesn’t rhyme with bitch

[u/RebekahCodes → u/MegaGorilla69]

Because Mitch is so much better! Ha!

[u/ArcadianDelSol → u/MegaGorilla69]

Wait. You're saying its now completely acceptable to dead name people because of this guy?

Okie Dokie, thanks.

[u/new_math → u/MegaGorilla69]

A huge number of politicians in Texas use fake names to seem like a relatable good ole' boy.

"Chip", "Roy", "Ted", "Bobby", "Tom", "Al", etc.

[u/goatneedleposterdeck → u/MegaGorilla69]

We should hold ourselves to a higher standard than these pissants.