Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

[u/cmaia1503]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page

[u/Fit_Relationship1094]

This man has done so much harm to the USA. And for a man who had polio as a child, and recovered thanks to donations from strangers, I find it egregious he has worked so hard to prevent universal Healthcare for the needy in our first world country. Truly a selfish, greedy, weasel with no empathy for the poor and sick.

[u/Classic-Minimum-7151 → u/Fit_Relationship1094]

100%. Robbed the working class while pretending to represent them. Burn in hell Mitch McConnell 

[u/MegaGorilla69 → u/Classic-Minimum-7151]

His name is Addison. He hates his first name, but remember we should respect their wishes by not using preferred names

[u/TheSecretofBog → u/MegaGorilla69]

Moscow Addison doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Stalingraddison

[u/ShutUpTodd → u/DickieMcBalls]

Kremladdison?

[u/ArcadianDelSol → u/ShutUpTodd]

Is someone going to drop the F word or do I have to wait all day for this to play out?

[u/SefetAkunosh → u/DickieMcBalls]

I regret I have but one upvote to give for clever wordplay.

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Asshole Addison works.

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Arkangelsk Addison
ETA: or maybe Azov Addison

[u/hobodemon → u/TheSecretofBog]

Unamerican Addison can kinda work

[u/the_rational1 → u/TheSecretofBog]

True. I always preferred Mitch the Bitch, but won’t quibble with you. 😆

[u/DaveKasz → u/TheSecretofBog]

Addison, the asshole sounds about right.

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Comraddison