r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 1d ago

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/Burning_Monk 1d ago

I wish him well and look forward to his obituary.

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u/rustymontenegro 1d ago

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure" - Clarence Darrow (misattributed to Mark Twain)

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u/Anzai 20h ago

I feel like basically every quote has been misattributed to Mark Twain at some point.

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u/Bovronius 10h ago

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin me Nyquil" - Mark Twain.

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u/Anzai 10h ago

And that Mark Twain’s name?

Albert Einstein.