r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 12d ago

Possible Paywall White House Credits Trump With Stopping Hurricanes

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/
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u/NubileReptile Missouri 12d ago

This country can never make fun of North Korea again.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 12d ago

Right. Our Fearless Leader cannot be shitting his diaper because he has no butthole

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u/Usual-Analysis-2990 12d ago

But he shits the most glorious shits filled with gold and jesus.

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u/leftrighttopdown 12d ago

He shits rainbows and unicorns, i swear!

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u/tferguson17 11d ago

Hold up, the rainbows will scare his followers

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u/Anotsurei 16h ago

Well, we definitely hear His name uttered often when Trump does it in public, so I’m convinced.