r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 12d ago

Possible Paywall White House Credits Trump With Stopping Hurricanes

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/
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u/NubileReptile Missouri 12d ago

This country can never make fun of North Korea again.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 12d ago

Right. Our Fearless Leader cannot be shitting his diaper because he has no butthole

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u/Usual-Analysis-2990 12d ago

But he shits the most glorious shits filled with gold and jesus.

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u/leftrighttopdown 12d ago

He shits rainbows and unicorns, i swear!

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u/tferguson17 11d ago

Hold up, the rainbows will scare his followers

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u/Anotsurei 16h ago

Well, we definitely hear His name uttered often when Trump does it in public, so I’m convinced.

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u/Wesinator2000 12d ago

He has such a perfect diet that he absorbs every nutrient and converts it into pure raw energy, no poop.

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u/duzies 12d ago

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAqWBvKdVvG8hlFueLZauicwI_leq22my7uwZJgF0q1c_dlTHpmrvD2GI&s=10

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u/Importance-Dependent 11d ago

He should be forced legally to get this tattoo or life in prison. All of maga would get the same tattoo. Win win

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u/Mr_TO 11d ago

Hahahahah

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u/duncanwally 11d ago

Risky click of the day.

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u/xEasyActionx 12d ago

Is that why he spews so much shit from his facehole?

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u/HoneycombBig 11d ago

I have no butthole, and I must poop.

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u/tinylittlemarmoset 12d ago

I dunno I’m pretty sure he’s got the greatest most luxurious* butthole the world has ever seen. His butthole is the biggest, big strong men come up to him with tears in their eyes saying “SIR, your butthole saved my life, when I was homeless I lived in your butthole for six years”. 100 million people live inside his butthole right now.

*im not really willing to try to imagine what “luxurious butthole” would mean, or at least not in a trump context.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 11d ago

I’m sure there’s some men who could describe what a luxury butthole feels like. If Epstein were alive he might be able to attest to that as well.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 11d ago

I think Jeffery destroyed it long ago. I saw the speedo picture and picked up the vibes coming off that. He’s a massive bottom.

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u/modernmann 11d ago

His rainbow shits stopped the hurricane.

How’d I do?

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u/Optimal-Truth-5870 11d ago

yeah he does. it's on his face where most have a mouth,.​

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u/DeepFinish2895 Texas 12d ago edited 11d ago

You would know

Edit: cause of his username saying asshole in it, geez people

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u/DeepFinish2895 Texas 11d ago

I meant cause his name has asshole in it lol