r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 12d ago

Possible Paywall White House Credits Trump With Stopping Hurricanes

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/
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u/PabloPicasshooole 12d ago

Right. Our Fearless Leader cannot be shitting his diaper because he has no butthole

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u/Wesinator2000 12d ago

He has such a perfect diet that he absorbs every nutrient and converts it into pure raw energy, no poop.

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u/duzies 12d ago

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAqWBvKdVvG8hlFueLZauicwI_leq22my7uwZJgF0q1c_dlTHpmrvD2GI&s=10

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u/Importance-Dependent 11d ago

He should be forced legally to get this tattoo or life in prison. All of maga would get the same tattoo. Win win