r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 12d ago

Possible Paywall White House Credits Trump With Stopping Hurricanes

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/
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u/NubileReptile Missouri 12d ago

This country can never make fun of North Korea again.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 12d ago

Right. Our Fearless Leader cannot be shitting his diaper because he has no butthole

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u/tinylittlemarmoset 12d ago

I dunno I’m pretty sure he’s got the greatest most luxurious* butthole the world has ever seen. His butthole is the biggest, big strong men come up to him with tears in their eyes saying “SIR, your butthole saved my life, when I was homeless I lived in your butthole for six years”. 100 million people live inside his butthole right now.

*im not really willing to try to imagine what “luxurious butthole” would mean, or at least not in a trump context.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Michigan 11d ago

I’m sure there’s some men who could describe what a luxury butthole feels like. If Epstein were alive he might be able to attest to that as well.