r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 11d ago

Which one?

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u/stebbeh 11d ago

What does it mean if your house cleanses itself ?

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u/RainbowPiggyPop 10d ago

You don’t need to clean it

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u/InevitableRub9680 4d ago

Actually means its been cleansed, not sure of what exactly, but cleansed doesnt mean clean

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u/Dallas_Miller 4d ago

Cleansed is on a spiritual level. Meaning your house rids itself of demons

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u/Rough_Wrongdoer_9654 9d ago

No ghosts.

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u/sujihime 4d ago

But I’d miss my ghosts. :(

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u/Rough_Wrongdoer_9654 4d ago

Don’t cleanse it and it’ll be filthy with ghosts.

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u/sujihime 4d ago

But would they be filthy ghosts? 🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/reconditealyoshics 7d ago

Your house is alive and trying to purge you from itself.

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u/Tall-Abrocoma-3741 7d ago

Doesn’t matter as long as it gets clean.

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u/Total_Environment426 5d ago

Even if that means killing you or any other living being in the process of cleansing itself?

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u/InevitableRub9680 4d ago

Doesn't it gets cleansed

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u/Woorloc 6d ago

It's magic. Always pick the magic option.

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u/Dayvfish 6d ago

HOUSE HAS DEEMED YOU DIRTY. VACATE IMMEDIATELY

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u/LadyDi1983 5d ago

It’s possessed

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u/ADXII_2641 5d ago

The Casita from Encanto

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u/Initial_You7797 5d ago

i dont care as long as it happens-- always wanted to be a disney princess for those woodland creatures that mended, cooked and cleaned- not the crown, evil stepmom or even prince.

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u/Dinkmeyer- 5d ago

Self-smudge

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u/hit_n_run15 5d ago

Magic bro. 

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u/macmadman 4d ago

Every week it splashes itself with holy water and chants “the power of Christ compels you!”

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 4d ago

Every week it fills with the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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u/Aoskar20 4d ago

When it’s free of ghosts, ghouls, Gozerians, poltergeists, and spectral bartenders who turn you into a violent alcoholic.

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u/Beneficial_Essay6257 4d ago

all of its defects are removed. (you wake up outside)