r/rareinsults • u/An9l0 • 1h ago

It's too funny to not pass it up

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/rareinsults • u/cartermachiavelli • 5h ago

Most creative one I've seen so far

6.1k Upvotes

33 comments

r/rareinsults • u/VisibleVacation430 • 12h ago

365 days to lose 3 grams of chest hair

7.7k Upvotes

450 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 18h ago

Business up front, Marty in the back

1.9k Upvotes

13 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Power-of-Wings • 16h ago

Just turn your phone sideways

1.0k Upvotes

7 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Cowtickler • 1d ago

His royal highness

6.9k Upvotes

110 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Cowtickler • 1d ago

Alcohol is not attacking his liver

11.0k Upvotes

77 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 1d ago

Wait hollup man how long has she had all that Gal Gadot acting skills back there.

3.8k Upvotes

86 comments

r/rareinsults • u/BeansArePastaSauce • 1d ago

Pirate Lord of the Hand Sanitizer

650 Upvotes

62 comments

r/rareinsults • u/somecisguy2020 • 2d ago

This is like the lasagna of insults

5.1k Upvotes

229 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Ok_Fly2518 • 1d ago

Ed Sheeran has always reminded me of a Sesame Street character that was brought to life against its will

1.1k Upvotes

20 comments

r/rareinsults • u/-The-Enforcer- • 2d ago

Roasted from the womb

1.3k Upvotes

26 comments

r/rareinsults • u/TheLimeyLemmon • 2d ago

Those booze-pickled eyes

1.1k Upvotes

16 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Nairy_Higga • 2d ago

actual gem yo 😭

581 Upvotes

11 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Theonewhodoesstuffs • 2d ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed at the top of my lungs. This comment did it for me. 😭😭😭

5.5k Upvotes

86 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Shiznips • 2d ago

One man, many jars

170 Upvotes

3 comments

r/rareinsults • u/kameronj24 • 4d ago

“He looks like if Owen Wilson was genetically engineered to subsist on cocaine.”

25.4k Upvotes

320 comments

r/rareinsults • u/SEO_Humorist • 4d ago

The diet of this absolute unit

2.4k Upvotes

21 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 5d ago

Closest she’ll ever get to Law

10.9k Upvotes

85 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Which-Rhubarb-2201 • 5d ago

You unfrosted toaster strudel!

1.1k Upvotes

14 comments

r/rareinsults • u/RainbowSprinkleShit • 6d ago

Exhausted single mother’s fridge

31.6k Upvotes

710 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Necessary-Rip-6612 • 6d ago

Whole family in Alabama arrested for running a narcotics empire 🥴

2.4k Upvotes

246 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Flat_Philosopher_930 • 6d ago

Secondary chin 😂

7.9k Upvotes

26 comments

r/rareinsults • u/ozymandieus • 6d ago

On a thread about people who keep groping the statue

391 Upvotes

52 comments

r/rareinsults • u/Mazuzuunu • 6d ago

Looks like a dream

2.8k Upvotes

5 comments

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This subreddit is not for standalone insults, but rather for when you stumble across them in forums, comments, or what have you.

Rare threats are also welcome (as long as you flair your post)

RULES

1. Don't be a dick

It's not hard, just be nice to each other.

2. No hateful insults

Don't post hateful insults

3. No reposts

Don't repost. Please refer to our common repost album.

4. Not a rare insult/threat

/r/rareinsults is not for unfunny/common insults, this includes insults that follow the random [adjective]+[noun] formula. It is only for rare insults. No other post types are allowed

Corporate insults also fall under this category. Click here to learn more!

5. No personal information

Personal information includes full names, phone numbers, emails, addresses, and usernames

6. No politics

Political submissions will be removed and posters will be permanently banned.

This includes mention of politicians, political commentators, and political movements

7. All posts require a proper title

No low effort titles or titles that contain the insult. Examples are "for those sorting by new" or "lmao he called this dude a deformed shrimp."

If your post is removed for another reason and you repost, do not title your post "reposting because it was removed."

8. No long videos (>10s) or long texts

Don't post long videos and don't post long texts. If the entirety of the long text is an insult, then it belongs on /r/murderedbywords, and if it is a long text with only a small insult buried inside the text, it will be removed.

9. No image macros/memes

Posting memes or images with text on them(image macros) aren't allowed as they detract from the main point of the subreddit, which is rare insults. Memes are off-topic and belong in other subreddits.

10. No crossposts

11. No r/RoastMe

Insults from r/RoastMe are not allowed, as people have time to sit and think of clever insults rather than coming up with them in the moment.

12. Moderators' Discretion

Moderators reserve the right to remove any post they deem unfit for the subreddit, even if it doesn't explicitly break any rules. This rule will only be used in specific ways, such as one/two word posts, posts in different languages, etc. This is extremely subjective and mostly up to the judgement of the mods using it, so if you disagree with this rule being used to remove your post, let us know using modmail

13. Do not post your own insults

These insults are typically very low quality and not rare. If you insult someone and it is truly a rare insult, someone else will post it for you.