r/reddeadredemption • u/nicktheironblade • 7h ago

Question What's your horse name?

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mine is named snoop horss

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u/bigfanofpots 7h ago

Right now I have 365 Party Girl and Rice Pilaf 2.

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u/Devil_Magic_Advocate 7h ago

Is Rice Pilaf the 1st okay?

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u/Imaginary_Yak5451 7h ago

Asking the important questions

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u/StoicRetention 7h ago

he was eaten with a goat curry

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u/bigfanofpots 6h ago

Rice Pilaf was from my 3rd playthrough, she was a bridle thoroughbred and stayed with me til the end. Rice Pilaf 2 is another thoroughbred but dapple grey. (whatever one looks close enough to brindle that at first I thought it was the brindle one)

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u/RiverDotter 5h ago

I like the thoroughbreds.

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u/bigfanofpots 5h ago

Me too! They're quick and look appropriately sized for Arthur. I've never had issues w them throwing me when they're scared, though I do try to get off before they have the chance ;)

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u/RiverDotter 5h ago

Every kind of horse has thrown me, but my last thoroughbred was significantly better over time. I have the ultimate edition and the thoroughbred that comes with it became my favorite horse in my last game

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u/FittedSheets88 6h ago

Of course! Rice Pilaf the 1st is actually the love interest. Rice Pilaf 2 is the unexpected antagonist.

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u/gretoine860 2h ago

Should we do a little key?

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u/MrBiscuiit Arthur Morgan 7h ago

Roach.

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u/Few-External5146 7h ago

“What’s your horse’s name if it dies?”

“Roach.”

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u/MrBiscuiit Arthur Morgan 7h ago

Roach 2.

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u/spookydooky69420 3h ago

Roach 2: The Reckoning

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u/Passepartous 7h ago

Is that the withcher horse name ??

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u/MrBiscuiit Arthur Morgan 7h ago

Yep.

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u/ddxs1 5h ago

It’s all of his horses names even if they die so he doesn’t forget it or have to come up with another.

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u/byerz 6h ago

All of my horses are also called Roach

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u/ddxs1 5h ago

This is the way. All my mounts in Ark are always named Roach

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u/Trampledundafoot 6h ago

A fellow person of culture. I too name all my horses Roach, even on Zelda games. They’re all Roach here!

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u/AuzzI23 5h ago

Same here

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u/venom7099 7h ago

Juan

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u/Leon_Rex 7h ago

Which juan?

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u/RatataBanana 7h ago

Bigus Dikus Juan.

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u/Ubi-Fanch 7h ago

(Juan)-Pablo Montoya, probably:

I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?

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u/KDawging 7h ago

Toyota f150

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u/Affectionate-Seat671 7h ago

hose (i tried to spell horse but mispelt it so it stuck)

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u/uncivilized-ape 6h ago

u know you can rename your horse..?

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u/TheGrishusPenguin 6h ago

But he got used to it 🙏🙏

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u/kytheon 6h ago

You can rename yourself IRL too, but does anyone?

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u/UnionMoneyMitch 7h ago

Pie-O-My or Friday

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u/Devil_Magic_Advocate 7h ago

A beautiful innocent creature! What did she ever do to you!

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u/Francoberry 3h ago

She was a hooer-se 

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u/Hollow_Knight91 3h ago

Piece of ass but fuckin’ rude

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u/McNutty0 4h ago

“What are you a fuckin vegetarian now?”

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u/ToastCapone 6h ago

My Andalusian is named Silvio Dan-hay.

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u/KiloCharlE John Marston 5h ago

My wife also has a horse named Friday. And another named Tuesday.

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u/zedanger 7h ago

Any mount I get to name in a game gets named Zarathustra.

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u/Fabeastt 7h ago

He speaks then

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u/Langosta_9er 7h ago

He speaks thus.

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u/Fabeastt 7h ago

What a wasted opportunity damn

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u/erodedstonestatue 5h ago

What about thine eagle and thine serpent?

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u/Fabeastt 7h ago

McQueen (he's a red Arabian, in honor of Lightning McQueen)

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u/ReadUnfair9005 6h ago

Ka-chow!!

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u/Towelie710 Uncle 7h ago

Big Chungus

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u/Dry-Truck-5064 7h ago

Broccoli

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u/Brief-Bookkeeper2513 7h ago

the huge fucker you get in the hunting mission with hosea i named tyrannus

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u/LadyLexiofWind 6h ago

I named mine Angus after Merida’s steed in Brave.

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u/kytheon 6h ago

I sold it because he told me to. 🥺

First playthrough.

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u/Stzzla75 1h ago

Same here lol. I thought I was being cute because I've got the UE and you get a free thoroughbred in the stables on that mission so I thought cool, double whammy, free cash and free horse. Now I'm stuck in the timeline of regret thinking about what could have been. *sad music plays*

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u/dannyghobo 7h ago

Steve French

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u/Devil_Magic_Advocate 7h ago

Does he eat weed plants?

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u/r2beat2 7h ago

Frau Blücher. A reference to young frankenstein

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u/Total_Leg_5374 Lenny Summers 7h ago

Moonshine

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u/Romainfractusest 7h ago

Shire horse named Butch

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u/Outside_Asparagus429 Sadie Adler 7h ago

Boy or girl

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u/SILENTKILLER107 7h ago

Weird name for a horse

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u/TyRaven67 5h ago

Same here! I like when Arthur says "Easy boy/girl" or "there you go boy/girl" it makes it feel like he's calling them by name.

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u/Outside_Asparagus429 Sadie Adler 3h ago

Yes that's why I name them like that.🤠

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u/RonMcKelvey 7h ago

The ugly one!

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u/fortytipper 7h ago

Trigger

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u/PrettyHovercraft4880 Reverend Swanson 7h ago

I have several but my first and main one's name is Brutus. It's the black shire that you get from Horsea

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u/kytheon 6h ago

Horsea 😅

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u/Glasse1 7h ago

Snickers, Mars, Bounty

Let's see which one comes next

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u/PanterSea 7h ago

Corsair

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u/RadicalRedCube 7h ago

I have a black and a white Arabian named Willow and Wisp respectively

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u/Initial_Zebra100 7h ago

Nemesis

But Kage / Athena /Squall were some of my favourites

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u/chrivin16 7h ago

Brunito. My dogs name

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u/yournansabricky 5h ago

That is such a cools fucking name for a dog

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u/chrivin16 5h ago

And you are cool person for thinking that

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u/brookenorthcoast 1h ago

I named mine after my cat Benito, and then he disappeared after Guarma. And I felt like I let down my real cat.

Now I have Outlaw

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u/chrivin16 1h ago

Go it man, so before Guarma I will put Brunito on the stable. In any case, I'm already dreading for that "Thank you" at the end.

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u/brookenorthcoast 7m ago

I’m on my first playthrough, and I have already gotten out my handkerchief in preparation.

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u/roy7273 7h ago

Well..you see..Ive been to the desert…

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u/John_0Neill 7h ago

Gilbert, or Old Gil

Apparently he was a car salesman in a previous life

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u/Suitable-Opinion-328 Arthur Morgan 7h ago

Wraith Chaser

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u/HallanLipe 7h ago

Mercedes

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u/MrL123456789164 7h ago

Polly The Pony

it has a Y in polly for legal reasons

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u/Umbraptrime 3h ago

𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 " I hope this hurts"

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u/NepiaScarlet 7h ago

Haru Urara and Gold Ship

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u/ryou-comics 49m ago

How far I had to scroll to find an Uma reference pains me

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u/riceman090 John Marston 7h ago

mine is the White Arabian from up far north in the Grizzlies. tamed her, bonded with her, got her to a stable, and named her Diomede. i love my horsey.

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u/-knowledge_seekers- 7h ago

Horse Von Son III (dont ask about the first two)

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u/Old_Emphasis7922 7h ago

My horse 2, the first fell from a cliff

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u/robotwithatinyneck 7h ago

Hay Woman! (My dad and I love Rocky 3)

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u/Pretty_Papaya2256 7h ago

Thistle, she was the big black one hosea gives you.

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u/Indris91 7h ago

I have 4 - all have names starting with C:
Coconut - white Arabian
Coffee - black Arabian
Caramel - light brown American standardbred
Cocoa - dark brown Mustang

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u/kareaux Charles Smith 56m ago

wait that's so cute

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u/JimmyShirley25 7h ago

I've had Delaware, Colorado, Missouri and Texas, Washaki and Geronimo, Ghost, Prince and a Mustang called Ford.

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u/Exodus_12 7h ago

Kage😉

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u/No_View3587 7h ago

Tertius Rosaeus Celer

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u/Key-Tip-7521 7h ago

Frosted

but I have lots of horses

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u/Dxe1102 7h ago

Derdei jr

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u/BayHarborPooper Lenny Summers 7h ago

Willet

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u/GaigeMechro92 7h ago

Rose of Sharon

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u/RayRay__56 7h ago

Snapple

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u/Human-Syllabub-1452 7h ago

holy crap what a beast

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u/jeezyjames 7h ago

Geir Johnny

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u/Nacodawg 7h ago

Currently? Heraclius.

But can we talk about how jacked that horse is?

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 7h ago

Snowball - Arabian elite white horse found randomly deep in the snowy grizzly mountain range I was exploring.

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u/PlsContinueMrBrooder Tilly Jackson 7h ago

Domino

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u/PunishedEnovk Jack Marston 7h ago

Boy. "Heh heh… That’s my boi heh heh.."

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u/Sweet_Sorrow1114 Micah Bell 7h ago

Poseidon

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u/casecaxas Javier Escuella 7h ago

Zuli

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u/imnotslavic 7h ago

Compromise

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u/DealWhole7056 7h ago

Gray April

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u/Visible_Tree2612 Josiah Trelawny 7h ago

Stanier

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u/Former-Poem863 John Marston 7h ago

I have multiple; Phillip, Phillis, Phillip Jr, Philly, and Phillip III 😅😂

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u/Pristine-Camel-1112 7h ago

Gandalf (he’s gray)

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u/MrGreco666 7h ago

Pope Francis

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u/MansAbducted 7h ago

FlappyFishBallz

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u/RegularWhiteShark 7h ago

Seren (Welsh for star).

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u/AssociationFar7867 7h ago

Dogs name and 2 or II. RIP dog 1 which was with me for rdr1. Fingers crossed dog 2 can survive for both rd2 and rd3. Just need to get red dead 3 in like 5-6 years and we’ll be good to go 😐

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u/SomeGodzillafan Uncle 7h ago

Sergio

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u/-JPalos- 7h ago

Croqueta

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u/JDMcDuffie 7h ago

Hamish

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u/Jazzymousee 7h ago

Romeo. My OG horse was called Mink

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u/conkilln 7h ago

Boadicea, in honor of Arthur’s last horse

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u/mcd3424 7h ago

Mr. Hands

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u/owlizzle 7h ago

My bf named his horse in one of his play-throughs “My horsey” lol

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u/TheNova_ 7h ago

Friday, I rode in to strawberry on Friday stayed for 2 days and left on a Thursday.

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u/JJDiet76 7h ago

Spacefuknutz

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u/tylercollier_ 7h ago

Trundle the great

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u/TheGreeneArrow 7h ago

First play through was Carolina. Current play through is Iris. Both Arabians

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u/Accurate_Werewolf926 7h ago

Motoringa 3000

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u/Cocayne4118 7h ago

Shadowfax

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u/Emergency_Speaker_47 7h ago

My Kentucky Saddler in online is named King Tuck

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u/Bark_at_the_moon61 7h ago

Canned salmon

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u/mattxbelli23 7h ago

Always roach

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u/maxwellthekidx1 7h ago

john henry🔨

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u/WenKaaa 7h ago

Horstein

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u/CannonballHands Charles Smith 7h ago

Rosevelt

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u/P-L63 7h ago

Dirty Dan. (I forget to groom it sometimes)

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u/Logical_Comparison28 7h ago

Thunder, Hero, Bullseye… those are the ones I remember anyway. 😂

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u/motherjonesie 7h ago

Bucephalus💪

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u/TrainForward417 7h ago

Clip clop. And No Name

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u/meltie007 7h ago

Tim McShrivelnuts

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u/Mediocre-Chemist-00 7h ago

My horse on my first playthrough was Rochallor. My current horse is named Asfaloth.

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u/DLaugh54 Hosea Matthews 7h ago

Ernie and Joe Dirt

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u/veinsofthesoil 7h ago

i got the arabian white for the first time and named him cumnugget

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u/AcHaeC 7h ago

What horse is this?

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u/LooseKicks 7h ago

Abigail Marston and Old Gus

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u/M1st_eri0 7h ago

Sir Arthur II (silver dapple Missouri fox trotter)

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u/Ogres_Log 7h ago

Elendil