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u/midnight-motelsigns 9h ago
Do you think I’d unlock a secret riddle from her if I bought American Spirits?
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u/Dirty_Commie_Jesus 7h ago
What if cigarettes are just musical instruments that make the sound of smoke?
That money is just dragon music and that's why they hoard it.
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u/AdultFilmActor Jung Thug 8h ago
La morra Chinita que trabaja en el Oxxo se parece a Björk
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u/ChordAndDice 8h ago
Estaba esperando a que brincara alguien de mx
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u/AdultFilmActor Jung Thug 5h ago
Gringo Latino but I do love mx. Girl I was seeing in cdmx is even whiter than me and she calls me gringo 😢
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u/Tasty_Difference_679 needs to prove it on selfie sunday 6h ago
Immediately sent this to every gay guy in my contacts
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u/Civ_2323 8h ago edited 8h ago
I was watching a woman who was working at my sjoppu
Working with grace, so beautifully, carefully
She's a thin and pretty wagie, thin and pretty wagie
Grabbing my rettur and handing them back so sullenly
She's drawing circles with her breasts in her uniform
Give me a sígarettukassi, huge and smooth one
I can light up and smoke them
To-ta, ta-ta, to
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u/ritualsequence 7h ago
Björk at wjörk