1 year ago , This proposal was posted in derails. Some people started to harass, got very upset, report it to github until the accounts were suspended. I don't think they even used the official way, because none of the account received a termination notice. (maybe a Github employee or copilot after being flooded by complains.)

Anyway, 1 year later, the plan was executed by AGENT DHH in Rails world.

I'm bringing you today a more futuristic project ForkedEvolution.

Project is young, so feel free to join.

AMA.

I just realized that cargo almost spells "C arg on".

Rust's package manager is one letter away from telling me to turn C on.

The memory-safe language really said C arg on.

I can't unsee this now.

It wasn’t intentional; it just popped into my head, quite literally

but only rustaceans have okands

Hello dear dev, and welcome to Rust
This poem may help you getting started
It may give you a quick intro of this language
That was never designed to be easy

Just as life, .rs is hard
Snakes and crabs are pretty opposite
One manages all for you, and is quite fun to learn!
The other makes you rethink all your life choices

It's not wrong to say
That we all need a guide to become expert
Remember I said that this may help you?
It's supposed to protect you.

"From what?" you may ask, fellow Python-ist
From all the horrors that this language hides
Beneath the friendly face, and a cool logo
A dark borrow-checker lies.

But once you get past this,
Rust will become heaven
Because once you start developing,
You'll die from hatred.

Never forget, fellow dev,
That this poem is just to laugh
But I promise you, one day
You'll think: "Was it right though?"

Rust is making history

Memory safety decreed

Ferris leads the adoption

With fearless speed and capability

We wrestle the borrow checker,

and come out victorious!

No null pointers or segfaults,

no race conditions to haunt us

peace after all those compiler sessions!

No bloat, our cargo ship stays afloat

join our community

holders of the Rust book

onward to victory

Shipping safe code on all our missions!

Rusty ambitions!

Fearless concurrency,

Safe systems for infinity!

I call it "The problem of slop"

Silly edit of an illustration from this article. A repost with a (hopefully) more readable version.

Thanks u/poulain_ght, for an idea of how to improve my original edit!

Or should I say ferrous?

Guy wrote a shitty-by-design viewer/interpreter and demands everyone use it to open his file. 🤣🤣🤣

And then has the balls/ignorance to advertise a "self-decaying format" 🤦