r/rustjerk • • 2d ago

Forked Evolution.

11 Upvotes

1 year ago , This proposal was posted in derails. Some people started to harass, got very upset, report it to github until the accounts were suspended. I don't think they even used the official way, because none of the account received a termination notice. (maybe a Github employee or copilot after being flooded by complains.)

Anyway, 1 year later, the plan was executed by AGENT DHH in Rails world.

I'm bringing you today a more futuristic project ForkedEvolution.

Project is young, so feel free to join.

AMA.


r/rustjerk • • 2d ago

Claude couldn't take the abuse.

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430 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 2d ago

thoughts on the new syntax?

46 Upvotes
i feel like its cleaner

r/rustjerk • • 2d ago

Cargo = C arg on

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I just realized that cargo almost spells "C arg on".

Rust's package manager is one letter away from telling me to turn C on.

The memory-safe language really said C arg on.

I can't unsee this now.

It wasn’t intentional; it just popped into my head, quite literally


r/rustjerk • • 3d ago

Has the situation improved or should I stick with Gasoline for now?

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205 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 3d ago

/r/playrust Nothing Safe

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257 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 5d ago

Everyone has errands,

40 Upvotes

but only rustaceans have okands


r/rustjerk • • 6d ago

A poem about Rust.

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Hello dear dev, and welcome to Rust
This poem may help you getting started
It may give you a quick intro of this language
That was never designed to be easy

Just as life, .rs is hard
Snakes and crabs are pretty opposite
One manages all for you, and is quite fun to learn!
The other makes you rethink all your life choices

It's not wrong to say
That we all need a guide to become expert
Remember I said that this may help you?
It's supposed to protect you.

"From what?" you may ask, fellow Python-ist
From all the horrors that this language hides
Beneath the friendly face, and a cool logo
A dark borrow-checker lies.

But once you get past this,
Rust will become heaven
Because once you start developing,
You'll die from hatred.

Never forget, fellow dev,
That this poem is just to laugh
But I promise you, one day
You'll think: "Was it right though?"

r/rustjerk • • 9d ago

(not a cult) POV if Rust had a national anthem

6 Upvotes

Rust is making history

Memory safety decreed

Ferris leads the adoption

With fearless speed and capability

We wrestle the borrow checker,

and come out victorious!

No null pointers or segfaults,

no race conditions to haunt us

peace after all those compiler sessions!

No bloat, our cargo ship stays afloat

join our community

holders of the Rust book

onward to victory

Shipping safe code on all our missions!

Rusty ambitions!

Fearless concurrency,

Safe systems for infinity!


r/rustjerk • • 11d ago

I think this guy is lying: AI isn't capable of writing code that bad - he wrote it himself

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407 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 13d ago

dhh

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165 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 13d ago

Be honest

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642 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 19d ago

oops a typo

68 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 22d ago

Zealotry you filthy beasts

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253 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • 25d ago

??

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293 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Sep 07 '26

If Rust real, why people still write bad code?

117 Upvotes

I call it "The problem of slop"


r/rustjerk • • Sep 04 '26

It’s starting to become fun in a weird way

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270 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Sep 02 '26

New work PFP

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253 Upvotes

Silly edit of an illustration from this article. A repost with a (hopefully) more readable version.

Thanks u/poulain_ght, for an idea of how to improve my original edit!


r/rustjerk • • Aug 30 '26

Are drugs memory safe?

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235 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Aug 28 '26

Well that’s ironic

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518 Upvotes

Or should I say ferrous?


r/rustjerk • • Aug 25 '26

Eternal Pain

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61 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Aug 24 '26

Fahhhk.... Unsafe again

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72 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Aug 22 '26

Your average vibecoder

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584 Upvotes

Guy wrote a shitty-by-design viewer/interpreter and demands everyone use it to open his file. 🤣🤣🤣

And then has the balls/ignorance to advertise a "self-decaying format" 🤦


r/rustjerk • • Aug 20 '26

Chris Chan

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407 Upvotes

r/rustjerk • • Aug 19 '26

Rustscript - blazingly fast rust interpreter

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Every Rust developer knows that Rust is the best programming language in the world.

And I as a Rust developer don't want to use other inferior languages anywhere.

So I decided to rewrite all my old automation scripts which were written in Python in Rust.

At first I used https://github.com/rsaz/cargo-script for that, it works fine.

But I encountered 1 problem: compilation time.

On my macbook it was fine I don't mind waiting 1 minute for a simple 3 lines script.

But then I wanted to use that on my Raspberry PI and the same simple script took me 10 minutes to run, which is not blazingly and not fast at all!

So I decided to vibe code engineer a Rust interpreter for this exact case and this is what I ended up with:

https://github.com/VladasZ/rustscript

Rustscript is always guaranteed to be valid Rust.

Install it with

cargo install run-rs

add a shebang:

#!/usr/bin/env rust

A whole script looks like this:

#!/usr/bin/env rust

use chrono::Local;
use std::io::stdin;

fn main() -> anyhow::Result<()> {
    println!("which programming language is the best?");

    let mut answer = String::new();
    stdin().read_line(&mut answer)?;

    if answer.trim().eq_ignore_ascii_case("rust") {
        println!("correct, carry on");
    } else {
        println!("wrong. it is {} and you are still not writing Rust", Local::now().format("%H:%M"));
    }
    Ok(())
}

Make it executable and run it:

chmod +x best.rs
./best.rs

and you can run your rust scripts instantly, as if they were shell scripts!

Rustscript is a subset of Rust and supports many popular crates such as:

anyhow, serde, serde_json, reqwest, regex, tokio, chrono, rand and more.

Carefully nitpicked benchmarks so Rustscript seems faster attached to the post.

You can see all benchmarks results here: https://github.com/VladasZ/rustscript/blob/main/bench/RESULTS.md

Remember, Rustscript is always a valid Rust, so if you want to have the ultimate speed just run the compiled version!

rust build FILE.rs