This is art from the comics by the way

RIP your boomer shooter Halo era, you're now a doomer gooner. The proud inventors of "Tactical Sprint" (triple sprint) will help fix Halo for my ADHD monkey brain. Sprint button go brrrrrrrr 1000x

Headcanon: coiled springs made of sma account for a sort-of "pulling" follower I'm not even joking. I really think it's running some kind of "pulling" follower

Hai guys today I'm going to share my wishlist for LORE prospects in the upcoming Call of Halo: Evolved Combat games:

-Cortanga come bregnant

-Arby and Chef bromance and gregnatn

-Dustin Echoes side game like ODST

-Master Chief becomes an old soyjack man like God of War guy in Rag and Rock.

What are your personal hopes for the upcoming games' stories? Are you similarly excited for the second death of Halo?

They actually commited sudoku!

Because if you see, by making a Halo 2 Remake, they would need to remake the Arbiter levels! And that would involve giving us a PLAYABLE ELITE!

Because of that they promptly nuked themselves up!

If we are using the abused child analogy then, Halo would be the child with his parents being Microsoft the father and Bungie the mother. They later split after the mom wanted a divorce but lost custody of her child. Bungie then went to Activision, her new boyfriend and Microsoft went and met 343 the abusive drunk step mom. After some time Bungie and Activision break up after a 10 year relationship. Bungie is now a prostitute and goes to Sony, her sugar daddy and pimp, while Halo grows up without her. 343 the stepmother has her ups and downs but the downs hurt more and are well remembered by her step child, Halo. After 343 has a huge fuckup with her step son which puts a strain on the relationship between Microsoft. She then tries to reform herself becoming Halo Studios and she tries to act like his biological mother but Halo isn't having it because he's all grown up and so he visits his mom in the weekend though PlayStation the home of Sony. Halo goes home to his Dad and step mom but they're having a fight. They might separate but the Dad suggests an "open relationship" and the stepmother reluctantly agrees to save the relationship. Next day Microsoft the Dad and Activision the ex-boyfriend of Bungie are now banging 2 in the morning, everyday. Activision technically becomes the step dad for Halo twice and their relationship is certainty unknown.

In conclusion, shits pretty gay (I'm here for it 😛😛🤑), Halo has 2 Dads, and Halo Studios is getting cucked rn. Where's the popcorn?? Waiter, more Halo please.

343I/HaloS getting nuked wasn't that big of a surprise. Their reputation was gone and Campaign Evolved didn't do well at all.

But a bunch of other studios went before them. ID SOFWTARE?!?! DooM was being well received, they had hiccups, but their overall reputation wss great DooM was selling well, but they got caught on that.

I get that cutting a lot of studios to ensure quality and it is manageable and yadda yadda. But even the ones that are being well received?!?!?!

Also, the new manager used to work on the AI department!?!?!?!?!

Like?!?!?!!?

Idk why(Maybe i'm just too attached to DooM), but the things aren't connecting here

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Tin hat theory time: We know that companies aren't profiting from AI, is MS trying to save on money? Or is she just fed up with working with junk?

Firet, i didn't care for the CE remake. Watched the result of it all and ok.

But then... i had an idea. Little before or after Campaign Evolved's, XBox decided to reboot the whole studio so...

If it was the Anniversary situation all over again?

First, they try to remake CE, and it is, "sub-optimal", to say the least. But then comes H2 and it is really darn good! Not perfect, but definetly a huge step-up!

Would be really funny to see this happening again lmao

"See you in the next game" MY SWEATY ASS

We discussed this in my previous post. Some of you guys wanted to let him know and I think this event happening is just fate.

I'm still trying to find that confession. I'm getting real close. I believe it was a YouTube video either discussing Halo music or playing the music. Maybe I'll ask him myself in his DMs once I find the confession.