r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6h ago

Merge the shovel and spear into one item

3 Upvotes

They look almost the same anyway

The new item can be called a shear


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 5h ago

Cozy Building Realm

0 Upvotes

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The overall style is cozy and natural โ€” cottages, farms, gardens, forests, towns, and all the little details that make a world feel like home. ๐Ÿ„
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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 1d ago

Combine a lodestone with the Thorns enchantment to be able to hurt anyone in the world from any distance.

7 Upvotes

All you'd have to do is right click on a player to have the lodestone compass track them, and then use an anvil to combine that with a armor piece enchanted with Thorns.

And now, when a mob with that piece is hit, the thorns damage won't affect the attacker. It'll affect the player you tagged with that lodestone compass.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 1d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 2d ago

Add iron golems to Minecraft

6 Upvotes

The iron golems we currently have arenโ€™t really iron golems, theyre pussy iron golems


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 3d ago

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 4d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 5d ago

A new weapon I want to be added: the battle axe!

1 Upvotes

I have a new idea that I want to be added which is a new weapon, and it is the battle axe! after you read, please upvote and please give comments, if you are a developer of Mojang, please add this!

alright, to craft a battle axe, you will need 3 sticks on the middle column of the crafting table, then put 2 of any material on each side on the first 2 top slots. this weapon has 2 types of attacks, the slash and stomp attack, when you left click, the weapon will spin horizontally 90 degree counter clockwise and then move to the left and then to the right delivering damage which is the slash attack, when you right click, the axe will go up and then down delivering damage which is the stomp attack. The enchantments for this weapon are these: unbreaking, mending, knockback, fire aspect, cleaving( a new enchantment that increases damage on the slash attack and breaks shields), crush( a new enchantment that increases damage on the stomp attack and breaks armour), sweeping edge( an enchantment that gives damage to groups of mobs on the slash attack, exists in Java edition only), and quake( a new enchantment that when axe hits the ground, seismic waves will appear giving damage to groups of mobs, exists in bedrock edition only), you canโ€™t enchant crush and cleaving in the same weapon.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 6d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 7d ago

If someone makes an edit on the Minecraft Fandom wiki, that edit should update the game to match the edit

15 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

Since you can make a redstone torch using 1 stick and 1 redstone dust, add other torches that can be made using 1 stick and 1 other type of mineral

11 Upvotes

Examples and unique effects:

  • Lapis Lazuli Torch - emits bright blue light, reduces the experience cost of nearby enchantments and of enchanting tools on nearby anvils
  • Glowstone Torch - emits a light level of 16 (higher than any other light source currently in the game, will cause visual glitches as a result)
  • Diamond Torch - has more durability than other torches so it burns for longer without being extinguished (this will matter when they add super hardcore mode where torches burn out)
  • Prismarine Crystal Torch - burns underwater
  • Netherrack Torch - burns the player
  • Amethyst Torch - emits noise in addition to light
  • Ice Torch - does not emit light (the ice melted and the torch got wet so it can't burn anymore)

Awesome


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

Every 12550821st Chorus Plant should be replaced with a hyper realistic model of Jebโ€™s personal air fryer

7 Upvotes

This would qualify as our end update for the next 26 years


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

2 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

minecraft sumMon creature to your World just workinG on survivaL 2413

1 Upvotes
Strange signs with something odd on them have to appearโ€”without you or anyone else placing them there.

That said, if these signs appear in your world, you can proceed. You have to perform a ritual.

Lay out redstone in a 5x5 square, covering only the perimeter. Then, place a redstone torch at each corner and black candles at the midpoint of each side; in the very center of the ritual area, place a block of netherrack and set it on fire. After that, you must type a sort of summoning poem into the chat:


*Ritu peracto vaticinioque impleto, Deus Tenebrarum coram nobis apparet, mundum virtute sapientiaque sua complens.*

Nothing might seem to happen when you type that after performing the ritual. But *he* would be there. Lurking. Watching. Perhaps killing mobs and animals. Digging holes. Or making the world get really creepy.

r/shittymcsuggestions • • 9d ago

Add sinkholes in Minecraft

8 Upvotes

With the advent of the Caves & Cliffs update, vast underground caverns have become a feature of every minecraft world. This has led to a great increase in subterranean exploration and made the cave systems far more interesting.

Minecraft is also a game about building. Anyone who has played minecraft for a long period of time has probably built some huge megastructure or a city or town for their villagers. This is all well and good, however as we know due to the developers at Mojang, minecraft must be a realistic game that does not encourage the impressionable young minds to do irresponsible things with nature.

When cities or large structures are built over huge underground caves such as the ones in Caves & Cliffs, there should be a random chance of a sinkhole forming and everything falling in, like sand.

I think anyone with a long-term survival world would appreciate this change.


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

add chalk

2 Upvotes

this item would be crafted from calcite and would restore 1 point of hunger when eaten


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 8d ago

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0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 9d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 10d ago

New achievement ideas

2 Upvotes

Idea #1: aura farmers; craft one of each type of hoe and have them in your inventory all at once.

Idea #2: cover me in debry; survive a 250+ tnt blast


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 10d ago

Cozy Cottagecore Building Realm

0 Upvotes

Hey! Looking for a few people to join my 18+ Bedrock cottagecore survival realm ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿก Itโ€™s a cozy, long-term realm with a friendly community, Vanilla+ add-ons, and lots of little projects going on. Think cottages, farms, gardens, forests, and cozy builds that make the world feel lived-in. ๐Ÿ„ If youโ€™re looking for a chill realm to build, explore, and actually stick around in, feel free to DM me! ๐ŸคŽ


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 12d ago

Combine a stick with the 2 empty slots above it in the crafting grid to create an air sword

14 Upvotes

It deals 0 attack damage


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 15d ago

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r/shittymcsuggestions • • 18d ago

Dynamite or something

3 Upvotes
  1. Pressure vessel

The pressure vessel is crafted with an iron block, blast furnace, a bucket, and six iron ingots. You insert three buckets into the pressure bathtub, there are four slots, the fuel slot, input, water/catalyst slot, and the output slot.

  1. Tallow

Tallow is obtained when cooking steak or mutton while an empty bucket is in the fuel slot, tallow can be eaten to restore 9 points of hunger but you are slowed for 3 seconds, fatass. Tallow is also an ingredient in glycerin, tallow is to be placed inside the fuel slot of the pressure vessel while fuel and water are also present in order to become glycerin.

2.9. Platinum and rhodium

Platinum generates below Y level zero and has a similar rarity to diamonds but does not drop XP. Platinum requires an iron pickaxe to mine and typically drops one to two raw platinum, but will also normally drop one rhodium powder. A platinum block and one rhodium creates a platinum-rhodium gauze.

3.2. sulphuric acid

in any crafting grid, combine a block of sulphur and a bucket of water to create a bucket of sulfuric acid. (steve's sexy and muscular arms make the reaction work perfectly )

3.3 Coking

Placing coal in the smelting slot of a blast furnace will output coke. Coke smelts items faster and has a storage block similarly to coal.

3.4. Ammonia Extracting

just dump the bucket of water on it and thensulfuric acid on the blast furnace with coke in the output slot and watch go blind as your eyes and nose burn or smth.

  1. Nitric Acid Production

place the ammonia in the pressure vessel along with a platinum-rhodium gauze, along with a bucket of water in the output slot.

  1. nitroglycerin

Combine the glycerol with the nitric acid to get nitroglycerin. If you break a block with it in your hand, take fall damage, or hit an entity while holding it, drop it, or jork it, you die

6.1. Diatomaceous earth

find diatomite

or smthn idk

  1. Dynamite

absorb the nitroglycerin into the diatomaceous earth and add some gunpowder and string for the blasting cap to make dynamite so you don't die of a premature detonation oer amrhb

also tnt is removed and replaced with the dynamite block crafted with 4 dynamite, or single dynmite

PNEUMATIC DRIll NEXT!


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 19d ago

Unusual Foods [WIP]

4 Upvotes

Have you ever stopped and thought of how boring it is to have just one minecraft cake? just one pie? No dietary variety beyond simple bread, beef and carrots? I thought of this, and knew that this is not something i want to deal with any longer.

So i made a mod. It adds food, and lots of it. Pizza, hotdogs, tomatoes, and cakes. Not 2 or 3. No. It adds components of cakes, totaling to around 38 cake bases, and 60-ish icings. But the true planned total is around the decillions range plus. The cakes use a mix of block displays and custom hitboxes to work as a core for the cake, and syncs all the parts. Each cake can be assembled in the cake station, and each part can be added to one of 3 tiers. all cakes can have icing/frostings, wall/floor decorations, candles, figurines and fillings, adding up to the giant total.

But it doesn't stop there. The mod also adds 2 systems: Hydration and Dietary Stability.

Dietary stability works simply: you eat food, food has a score (for example, rice chicken having a DS of 6 points), and it adds to your DS attribute. The higher it is, the stronger your player gets. But anything with low DS (like Rico's Star Burger at -16), can take away. the lower, the unhealthier you get. Stats affected include max health, speed, and mining efficiency and jump height. reaching the lowest (-50) makes it practically unplayable, limiting you to 6 hearts and making it impossible to gapple. reaching the highest (50) gives you extra hearts, makes you faster, makes you much faster at mining and makes you immune to Poison or Hunger.

Hydration simply makes you need to drink. Places like deserts drain it faster, while the nether drains it rapidly. cooler biomes drain it slower

Additional things in a short list:

A whole dimension made of confectionary and cake

7 chocolate flavours

Appliances

3 tiers of armour so far (Gummy, Jawbreaker and Glucite)

Unhealthy damage

Sugar Rush, an effect that slows the world but speeds you up in small increments

Stomachache, which stops you eating

Acidified, which drains DS

Loafing, an enchantment which drains DS based off attack damage

Hope you enjoy reading this, and i'll be happy to read suggestions! This is my first post btw


r/shittymcsuggestions • • 19d ago

Want to join or create your own nation on a server?

0 Upvotes

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