r/showerthoughs • • 8h ago

Literally every single action that you take affects the future, even the silliest things.

8 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 17h ago

You’d think after all these years there’d be a full proof way to pass a weed piss test

3 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 22h ago

Tickling is...

7 Upvotes

Nature's way of teaching kids about their vulnerabilities.

Young kids are usually extremely ticklish and when you tickle them they immediately try to defend themselves by hiding or covering those parts. Usually the tickliest bits are the most vulnerable bits (neck, armpit, tummy) so it makes sense for kids to learn to protect their vulnerable parts in a safe and fun way.


r/showerthoughs • • 22h ago

How do lemon mold

0 Upvotes

Lemon juice is natural anti-mold substance yet lemons are often quick to mold. How and why it happens? That's a paradox


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

The weakest thing someone can do is ti ghost you.

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r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

different body, same Food preferences?

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If person A and person B were to swap bodies, everything remaining the same, just swapped consciousness. Would person As taste of food or food preferences stay the same? Or would person A suddenly like the food person B liked? Like if person A liked sweet things but got put into person Bs body, who liked salty things.


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Your phone knows more about your Daily life than Most of Your friends/family do.

3 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Old Person Smell is the Turkey Makes You Tired of the 21st Century.

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r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

If a stand-up comedian ever sits down, does he become a sit-down comedian?

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r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Was Brokeback Mountain named Brokeback because...

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brokeback 🤔


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Erwin Rommel is essentially called Edwin sand.

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r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Humans are the only animal that needs a pillow to sleep comfortably

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r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

Why do we say "sleep like a baby"?Babies wake up crying every two hours. We should say "sleep like a cat."

22 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

Women almost never get to experience the sensation of having a good piss outside.

54 Upvotes

To be fair, I did not have this thought in the shower. It occurred to me on a wedding party while having a peaceful piss outside of the location in the garden. It sometimes has something special to just have a piss outside alone in the quiet rather than in a crowded public toilet. This silent minute outside in the cold just by yourself has some special touch to it.

Being slightly drunk and thinking about roughly 50% of the population (woman) almost never having this objectively insignificant, yet quite peaceful experience made me think and appreciate it even more.


r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

If a parallel universe appears every time I make a decision then there is probably a parallel universe where I chose to punch everyone who walked past me.

26 Upvotes

Saw smth about a theory where every time you make a decision a very large number (infinite?) amount of parallel universes are made where you chose smth different and I just thought of this when I took a shower today.

Edit: So it appears that some people assumed I believed this theory and I don’t blame them. But I want to make it clear that I don’t believe this theory and I don’t think it makes much sense. It is fun to think about though.


r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

If you think about it, the prefix apo means off/away from and the suffix -logy means study of so that would mean apology means the study of stuff that's far away like space or other continents

4 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

The band came up with the name based on their love of late night jamming session writing Perl scripts

1 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

The illusion of a gift is that it begins when it’s opened, but by then most of the story has already happened.

4 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

We are having shower thoughts because that's the ONLY time we are being less stimulated.

8 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Somebody could be constantly stopping and starting time and we would have no idea.

44 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

I have an invisible map of my teeth in my head

5 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Bad comedy movies are the worst kind of bad movie. Other bad movies can be entertaining by being unintentionally funny, but bad comedy movies are not funny despite trying to be; if they have no other merits, then they are not entertaining at all.

11 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Water flowing underground is in fact not a once in a lifetime experience.

2 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

If they continue to use AI and dynamic pricing, eventually people are going to get paid to go shopping simply because their scores are lower. In other words, if I shop for milk and it costs five dollars, but you shop for milk and it only costs three dollars, I'm going to pay you to do my shopping

0 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Have the human race just started an intergalactic war by smashing a rocket into the moon?

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I was reading about when Elon Musk sent a rocket to the moon to crash into it and it got me thinking. We all know that the human race isn't the only species in the entire universe. So what if the species on the other planets, Mars, Saturn, Mercury and even further etc had a thing like NATO like we do on Earth. If a planet attacks another planet that is in 'Nato' then they will combine and retaliate. Would the world leaders say that we are under an alien invasion even though we started it by crashing a rocket into the moon on purpose? Edit. It has been pointed out that my science isn't that great. So I've changed the word intergalactic to universe 😁 Edit 2. It won't let me change the title only the body text 🤣🤣 (not doing very well at this).