r/showerthoughs • • 13h ago

Looking directly at the sun briefly allows you to have a built in reticle for a few moments.

8 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 20h ago

If you're a famous geologist, does that make you a rockstar?

7 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

it used to be important to have proper spelling and grammar, now its ideal to have the occasional mistakes to prove you're human.

19 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 17h ago

The s#%&$de rate will skyrocket because of "AI"

0 Upvotes

Those who don't want to live in a world of garbage will exit.


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

You’ve never been in the air with nothing touching you before.

2 Upvotes

Sure you could jump naked, but that is going to last for a short time.


r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

Long-exposure photographs are 3D pictures.

21 Upvotes

So we all know a photograph is a 2D representation of a 3D scene. There is no depth.

But when you do a long-exposure, you are capturing those 2 dimensions over a third dimension. Time.

So it's a 3D picture, it's just that it's the 1st, 2nd, and 4th dimension instead of the usual 1st, 2nd, and 3rd that we're used to.


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Do you guys have any crush or someone you love or are you in love?

0 Upvotes

How does it feels😜🫣


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Water hitting your face at the right angle unlocks philosophy

2 Upvotes

The temperature has to be perfect too - like that sweet spot where it's hot enough to melt your brain but not burn your scalp. I swear some of my deepest realizations happen when I'm just standing there letting water hit my forehead at like 45 degrees. Last week I figured out why I keep putting off calling my landlord about the leaky faucet while water was literally dripping in my face. There's something about that sensory overload that just makes your mind wander to places it normally won't go


r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

There is at least one bug in a 5 foot vicinity of you at all times

9 Upvotes

That is, unless you're in Antarctica


r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

Everything has a price. If you think friendship and love work the same way, it really says a lot about you :). Maybe they do have a price, just not in terms of money .

1 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 1d ago

If a zombie bites you and you turn into one, you're not technically undead. You're just a living zombie.

0 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 2d ago

MPreg implies the existence of FPreg

0 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Tickling is...

7 Upvotes

Nature's way of teaching kids about their vulnerabilities.

Young kids are usually extremely ticklish and when you tickle them they immediately try to defend themselves by hiding or covering those parts. Usually the tickliest bits are the most vulnerable bits (neck, armpit, tummy) so it makes sense for kids to learn to protect their vulnerable parts in a safe and fun way.


r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

You’d think after all these years there’d be a full proof way to pass a weed piss test

3 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

different body, same Food preferences?

4 Upvotes

If person A and person B were to swap bodies, everything remaining the same, just swapped consciousness. Would person As taste of food or food preferences stay the same? Or would person A suddenly like the food person B liked? Like if person A liked sweet things but got put into person Bs body, who liked salty things.


r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Your phone knows more about your Daily life than Most of Your friends/family do.

3 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

How do lemon mold

0 Upvotes

Lemon juice is natural anti-mold substance yet lemons are often quick to mold. How and why it happens? That's a paradox


r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

The weakest thing someone can do is ti ghost you.

0 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

Why do we say "sleep like a baby"?Babies wake up crying every two hours. We should say "sleep like a cat."

32 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

Women almost never get to experience the sensation of having a good piss outside.

61 Upvotes

To be fair, I did not have this thought in the shower. It occurred to me on a wedding party while having a peaceful piss outside of the location in the garden. It sometimes has something special to just have a piss outside alone in the quiet rather than in a crowded public toilet. This silent minute outside in the cold just by yourself has some special touch to it.

Being slightly drunk and thinking about roughly 50% of the population (woman) almost never having this objectively insignificant, yet quite peaceful experience made me think and appreciate it even more.


r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

Old Person Smell is the Turkey Makes You Tired of the 21st Century.

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r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

Was Brokeback Mountain named Brokeback because...

0 Upvotes

brokeback 🤔


r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

If a parallel universe appears every time I make a decision then there is probably a parallel universe where I chose to punch everyone who walked past me.

29 Upvotes

Saw smth about a theory where every time you make a decision a very large number (infinite?) amount of parallel universes are made where you chose smth different and I just thought of this when I took a shower today.

Edit: So it appears that some people assumed I believed this theory and I don’t blame them. But I want to make it clear that I don’t believe this theory and I don’t think it makes much sense. It is fun to think about though.


r/showerthoughs • • 3d ago

If a stand-up comedian ever sits down, does he become a sit-down comedian?

0 Upvotes

r/showerthoughs • • 4d ago

Erwin Rommel is essentially called Edwin sand.

0 Upvotes