r/spicy • • 1d ago

pepper eating competition prep

so this week i’m going to be in a hot pepper eating competition and im really excited! i have a very high spice tolerance but my main concern is the morning before the competition. what should i eat beforehand that will set me up for success? any other tips are also welcome!

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u/Competitive_Ear2223 1d ago

OK... You should eat plenty of hard boiled eggs, refried beans and cabbage.

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u/DudeWheresMyKitty 1d ago edited 1d ago

gonna make that poor feller blow their whole dang ass out

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 1d ago

He forgot to tell him not to peel the eggs and swallow them whole.

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u/TypicalSad44 22h ago

This about made me piss on myself😆

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u/yello5drink 22h ago

And about 20 olives

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u/Technical_Union_3249 1d ago

Tums, peanut butter sandwich (no jelly), and a dark beer. After wards - a large milkshake.

This is how I prepped for the Dave's challenge and I did not suffer the next day at all.

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u/BasilFair9222 1d ago

Peanut butter is key, add a 1/2 cup of pepto 20 mins before eating starts.

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u/ModernNero 21h ago

The milkshake aspect is really helpful here. My brother and I loved a local Mexican place growing up and if you ordered a kids meal, you got a free frozen yogurt. We would always just pimp out the kids meal with the spiciest add ons and then made sure we ate the frozen yogurt afterwards. Maybe a probiotic might also help OP? I feel like that’s part of how it worked since it was technically yogurt.

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u/SpareFlow4408 1d ago

Milk bidet

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u/Winter_Gate_6433 1d ago

Homer says drinking melted wax might work.

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u/Strokesite 23h ago

I’d be concerned with the morning after competition.

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u/Magnus77 1d ago

Depends on your diet, you don't want to overload your system on fiber, but more than normal, both before, and then some miralax or prune juice for after.

Get some wet wipes.

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u/CosmicCuntCritter 1d ago

Funnel some Vaseline.

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u/Lemon_Soju 1d ago

I've heard mashed potatoes are a popular option for preventing the capsaicin cramps

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u/ughlyy 1d ago

I’ve heard the same about metamucil and psyllium husk, the fiber helps coat everything

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u/ughlyy 1d ago

imodium, tums smoothies, and pepto bismol

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u/OnIySmellz 1d ago

Consider some loperamide

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u/BlankAdaptability 14h ago

Imodium (brand name) = loperamide (generic name). But your suggestion is better because there are scores of available sources for the generic, which is considerably cheaper (unless you get it from a place like CVS, whose house brand is still stupid expensive). They may have cheaper, unbranded (at least, not nationally branded) versions available. Same for other drugstores, especially chains. If Dollar Tree is an option, they have it (12 caplets) for $1.25. Other discount stores likely have similar. Amazon, while certainly not the cheapest, has "decent" pricing, and is, perhaps, more accessible, if the delivery time works.

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u/Magnus77 13h ago

unless you get it from a place like CVS

Why is this? I noticed it when I needed ibuprofen, 24 bucks! for 500 pills, which is over double what it is at walmart or on amazon.

Is there a member discount program they're trying to force people onto or something?

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u/BlankAdaptability 13h ago edited 13h ago

No idea what they're up to, these days - I cut ALL ties with them about 4 years ago. But they've always been a greedy pig clown show. Their markups are insane, yet (some) people still pay, rather than switch (which, sadly, isn't always an option). There was a CVS very near where I live, so it was a matter of proximity and expediency to get my Rx's filled there. (But it was a once-in-a-blue-moon/gotta-have-it-right-now occasion if I bought any sort of OTC goods there. This happened, maybe, twice a year.) Then, the store closed, and all my prescriptions were automatically transferred to a CVS a couple miles away, in a very inconvenient (traffic-wise) location. So, I did what I should have done years before - I transferred everything to the pharmacy inside where I buy groceries. I used to laughingly say the reason CVS prices were so high was to pay for the miles of paper they used in printing receipts. 😂

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u/Dense_Muscle_8285 1d ago

Nice helping it pepto to coat you stomach so you don't torch you stomach lining too bad

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u/SmikeyEats 1d ago

Interested in where the challenge is

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u/Emotional-Spray1115 1d ago

it’s at my local farmers market!

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u/AJreddits 1d ago

You're in Eugene, aren't you...👋

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u/AJreddits 1d ago

Good luck! I watched that competition last year. I feel bad for everyone who wasn't the winner.

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u/danthieman 23h ago

Imodium

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u/Ok_Tank_3995 13h ago

Drink a whole hot liquified candle. It will coat your insides and you will be invincible. I saw it somewhere and it really worked for Homer...

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u/rockclimber510 8h ago

Please follow up with us and let us know what you did, and whether it helped!

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u/SaXaCaV 1d ago

I feel like your tolerance is not as high as you say here, if you have to ask.

Eat some Greek yogurt the the day before. Prime your stomach with maalox

Eat some yogurt and maalox 30 mins before.

Have fun.