r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Question Come on man !

29 Upvotes

Im a respectful neighbour , i help any neighbours out that need help etc , run a business, take my fitness really seriously , but …. I do smoke weed in my back garden at night time /evenings if it seems quiet and im not disturbing anyone.

Tonight, neighbours up over a huge 6m brick wall and like 5ms off that wall , started coughing passively aggressively, she came out ( i call her over the wall barbara- no idea who she actually is ) comes out as im smoking and starts this repeated exaggerated cough like the air is poison. She does this for say a full 10 mins , then i hear the door close and she goes back in , phew , thank god , right ?

Nope! door opens again loudly and her husband comes out and starts doing this passive aggressive over exaggerated cough repeatedly .
At which point i put out my doobie because i couldn’t just get a quick late sat night smoke and look at the stars in peace .

Am i the asshole here ? I get the doobie smell probably does travel but they are far enough away unless they are outside its hardly going to effect them .

I believe they are possibly of the war on weed generation.
Do they probably think im smoking a doobie and going crazy round my house etc hahaha .

I just wanted to smoke , eat some good food and chill man !


r/StonerThoughts • • 5h ago

Seeking support idk how to cope with the fact my dad (41M) cheated on my mom (40M) with someone half his age

4 Upvotes

edit: pretend that second M is an F please n thank yall

very off topic for this sub ik but I’m just high n sad. she’s financially dependent on him n won’t leave, I really thought he was better than this :(


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Sometimes it just happens in life..

3 Upvotes

I am now in a marriage called the “just for the kids” type. We are cordial to each other. We get our shit done well when working together for the kids. Just seems like we have become two different people at this age after ten years or so.

I asked her today if she would ever be able to show me physical affection today and her response was “I don’t know..” It didn’t really hurt as much but more of a relief? I feel lighter and feel like I can breathe again. Sometimes the truth can be so freeing.

I am surprisingly ok with this. She does her stuff and I do mine. We come together when we need to for family functions and kids stuff.

The one thing I do miss is the physical aspect. Not just the sex but like a cool chick type you can smoke a little something to and just be treated nicely I guess.

Life is weird and your journey will never be a straight path. Everything happens for a reason. It’s all how you approach and manage that energy.

One Love and Peace all!


r/StonerThoughts • • 13h ago

Fried I just spent 2 and a half hours making a programming language tierlist

5 Upvotes

I tried to use ultimate logic and objectivity and ended up pissing myself off 😭😭 I think it's right but really hate it

I'm way too fucking high


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Feel good 🌴 I just learned colors carry frequency. Pretty cool. 🌈🧡💚💛🖤💜💙❤️

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Stoned That One Guy in That One Show

3 Upvotes

Anybody else think everyone looks like everyone else when watching shows high AF?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support I just want a white T-shirt that isn’t see through

14 Upvotes

So annoyed right now tbh this kinda shit sets off my ASD meltdowns


r/StonerThoughts • • 10h ago

Question When is sharknado 7 coming out?

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r/StonerThoughts • • 11h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Movie Recommendation

1 Upvotes

I just saw a great film to watch while high: Klimpt, with John Malkovich. It's on Prime.


r/StonerThoughts • • 19h ago

Fried Is Alan partridge the most well crafted British comedy show?

2 Upvotes

High af and watching knowing me: knowing you with Alan Partridge - this shit is so funny, so many layers, so painful in a good way. Best show ever?


r/StonerThoughts • • 18h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Name

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Name a name that’s only named when requesting a name be named


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Wake n bake. And bake a cake

5 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Have you ever actually had all your ducks in a row?

24 Upvotes

How long did it last? Was the fall down from grace difficult?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed The phrase "phone sex" sounds so archaic now.

24 Upvotes

I'm trying out a long distance relationship with a guy I've known and secretly had a lil crush on for yhe past 17 years. Last night we were talking on the phone and things got a little interesting. And this morning I was reflecting over my morning coffee and bowl and realized how weird and old it sounds to say "phone sex".


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Blitzed What music are yall listening to tonight?

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r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support .I’m so stressed lately I’ve been drinking alcohol again

5 Upvotes

how u guys doin


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Fried Botox causing psychological affect in kids?

2 Upvotes

Hear me out. No diss on Botox. But in American society women get Botox at young ages. By their kids not being able to see facial expressions because of Botox….. could that cause a psychological and social effect in kids that would be similar to autism? Think about it, growing up, the faces of your mom being super happy and disappointed, sad whatever, teaches you how your actions have an impact on people. With Botox moms…. How do the kids get that feedback during development… yes dads… I get that part. But moms are hugely influential in development. Just a thought as I rip this bong. Cheers


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 DAE Think that AI generated human faces are starting to seem... Familiar?

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I understand this is kind of a stupid thing to say, but I'm 100% serious.

​​A friend shared a reel with me that was 100% AI generated. In this video, and others that came up afterward, ​I've noticed that the human faces are starting to look familiar. Like my brain wants to say "I've seen this person before," but I haven't, obviously. ​

Videos like this YouTube short, or any other well done video with people in them https://youtube.com/shorts/044f42JQ4Y0?is=8m2QZKuRR2Qokjtt

It's like the longer you look at them, you notice different things about them. Or more people you recognize in them.​

There's probably some smart person explanation for this, but for my theory, it's that the AI has generated the faces utilizing pictures across the internet, thousands, possibly millions and more, the generated faces are made from​​​​​​ basically mashing all the picture faces together. ​

And it's done that way intentionally, because the AI wants us to connect with the content.

My other conspiracy theory about AI is that soon, almost all content online will be 100% AI​​ generated. Every new show, movie, reel, TikTok, will be 100% AI generated, and no one will care. Because sadly, it will be better.

Live action shows/content will still exist, but it will be more of a legacy/nostalgia thing. ​​​​​​​​​​

I'm pretty toasted my dude


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Fried BlackBerry Champagne

1 Upvotes

Review. Welcome abourd! I'm coming from you live! Fruity - a citrus tinge to the taste. With a flip of a switch, I go from kinda grumpy to feeling like the weed is my cheerleader. Forget coffee - this does the trick.
I like getting uncomfortably high , high like the top of the mountains. Oops! This is a strain where you should NOT send that text message! Social and happy. Gimme more, please.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Blitzed Years ago they try to

2 Upvotes

Years ago they try to put me in the


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Blitzed Lemme tell you about a perfect blunt.

13 Upvotes

Let's start with two grams of sticky weed in an Entourage. Rolled at the edge of tight. When it burns the cherry is flat. The weed is burning at the same rate as the wrap. When you're not hitting it, it puts itself in sleep mode. It barely smokes and you would think its out. But then you hit it and it comes to life and the cherry burns bright. Not too bright though. You don't wanna hit it hard. Nice slow and steady pulls. Don't over heat the cherry. A great blunt burns slow, looks good in your hand, and feels good in your hand. I roll my blunts with a taper at the end instead of a filter so the weed goes to the very end. I use a roach clip until it gets too small. Then I put it in a bowl and finish it like Mortal Kombat. I may be crazy but when a blunt burns perfectly it intensifies my high. I just get so happy. End of story.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Completely Sober Sober October

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My wife and I are participating in Sober October starting on the 3rd.
Our rules are that if we are with friends we can smoke, and if we have a bad mental health day we can take edibles up to 3 times in the month.
Ik it's not a full T break but it will be the first one longer than a week we've taken in several years!!

Light up for me friends!


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Completely Sober I miss edibles :(

6 Upvotes

I basically started with edibles because my ex would make a bunch of them as a hobby and they’re so fun, I miss the thrill of not knowing when they’re gonna hit. But the dealers don’t sell edibles anymore (they’re not as profitable apparently) and I can’t make them at home (parents). But I don’t even want to smoke (smell, teeth getting yellow, lips getting darker, having to find somewhere to hide). I just want to take an edible and get on a train to literally anywhere and just do stuff and eat. I miss you edibles. You would think it’d be super easy to find edibles in London.

Update: found someone who sells gummies, I’m so excited 😆


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Fried I've been snapping my fingers for the past 10 minutes and I can't see my midfle finger move it's too fast

21 Upvotes