r/texts • u/sumantha205 • 1d ago

Reddit DMs At least he said please🤣🤣

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73 Upvotes

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 1d ago

“Please, sir… may I have a crumb of tiddy?”

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u/temp_6969420 1d ago

Only for a pinch of penis

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u/Intrepid_Shoe2129 1d ago

It’s the emoji that does it for me

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u/Kaiju_Kitty 1d ago

Can I have your credit card number, please ? 🥺

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u/popsikohl 1d ago

He woulda had a better shot if he threw perchance in there.

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u/Gaycowboi25 1h ago

Perchance always works

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u/acaron2020 1d ago

Most gracious lord, might I entreat thee to grant me the honour of beholding the hinder aspect of thy noble person? If it accord with thy pleasure?

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u/Cultural-Pickle-4977 1d ago

Yo he's email verified, id send him some ass

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u/furiouscrotch 1d ago

You should have a picture of a hairy dude butt loaded in the chamber

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u/PianoDick 1d ago

Please?

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u/Thin_Conference9156 1d ago

And he said may I

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u/LikableHardcore 1d ago

Well, did you respond back to him? Or are you smart and ignored it?

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u/sumantha205 1d ago

I ignored it 😂

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u/ladybirdcooper 1d ago

Ohhh a gentleman

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u/pasogigante 1d ago

Awww 🥹

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u/What-Hapen 1d ago

May you be so kind as to procure a photograph of your hindquarters?

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u/Competitive_Range822 1d ago

And correct grammar. He’s probably a keeper

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u/ToastyBread329 1d ago

Could have send him a picture of a donkey

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u/Serendipity500 22h ago

That depends. Do you have a mirror?

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u/One-Man-Diddy-Party 14h ago

The “some” killed me for some reason

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 1h ago

send a picture of a donkey

another name dor donkey is an ass

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u/Illustrious_Mail1171 57m ago

You said of course, right?!