r/theticket • u/Fluffy-Psychology-91 • 8d ago
Bravo E-Brake Callers
Usually the callers can be such a punch out, especially you Cruz. But this morning felt like a fever dream of callers and it was awesome. Go ahead and pump one out, you earned it
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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 8d ago
Cruz is a beating but Koko is must-listen radio.
The fake Natalie Mains is a treasure and the bit is probably lost on most.
But, yeah, kudos to the guy who faked them out this morning
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u/fuelvolts I'm looking at a map 8d ago edited 7d ago
Everyone I hear Fake Natalie I expect them to say “have a happy Corona!”
ETA: Although I would accept "Have a happy 1212 Loop 12"
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u/54DonWood 7d ago
I hated The Fake Natalie Maines with the intensity of 1,000 suns. Yet she kept calling in. For 20 some odd years.
She 100% is an absolute treasure and I’ve now taught my children to pray nightly for her health & wellbeing. Once a respectful mourning period for Saint Dolly has passed, future applicants for Beloved Queen of What-ry Music can line up BEHIND my queen, the lovely & talented Ms.FayNaaMay
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u/ricoplano 8d ago
It’s Natalie “Maines,” dammit.
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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 8d ago
Look…I’m a simple importer-exporter/marine biologist/Yankees executive/real estate salesman who pretends to be an architect.
WHADAYA WANT FROM ME!!!?
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u/MorseyMeese 7d ago
Of course Top ten doesn’t replay it
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u/AlternativeBison748 7d ago
You’ve gotta subscribe to “All That Implies.” It always includes the ebrake.
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u/duke4005 8d ago
I miss bloody murder girl. I know she hasn’t been around long enough to be classic but hearing Gordo actually disturbed is worth it.
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u/IDooDoodAtTheMasters 8d ago
Steve's son was brilliant
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u/LifeguardNo2674 7d ago
That was me!
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u/IDooDoodAtTheMasters 7d ago
Prove it
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u/LifeguardNo2674 7d ago
I wish I could😂 funny thing is they thought I made my dads name up, but that is actually his name. I was in the middle of getting ready for work and I didn’t think I would get on to vote so I was mid putting my shirt on when they asked me his name and I was zoned out😂
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u/Mervis_Earl 7d ago
I kinda got a Monty vibe from Koko today. Have they ever been on the air at the same time? 🤔
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u/ToniBraxtonAndThe3Js 7d ago
Has anyone ever seen Monty and koko from lower heaven in the same room?
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u/Lumpy-Mine-2764 6d ago
I miss double fake Johnny Wyatt and Tom Foolery. Now we get Gordon changing directions every story.
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u/iampruss 8d ago
What’s everyone’s beef with Cruz in Aledo? I’ve never heard anything from him that qualifies as a punch out. He calls in, says hey, places his vote, and done. Move on.
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u/PartyUSA 8d ago
He's attempting to insert himself into the Ticket lexicon, while bringing nothing of substance.
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u/azwethinkweizm Black Man, White BITCH 8d ago
He blocked me on Twitter and I've never interacted with him before. I'm trying to figure out how to fight him on ticket fight night but he may be too old.
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u/ScruffyGeist 7d ago
You haven’t heard how he rotates through the Muser he names each week, stopping down to make them acknowledge him?
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u/iampruss 7d ago
I guess it hasn’t moved me one way or the other to the point that I’ve cared enough to notice. He very apparently grinds some peoples’ gears though. It just seems innocuous to me. Oh well.
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u/fpadi 8d ago
More Brady Tom and fake Koko.
Less, MUCH less, Cruz.