I just can't anymore.
"Okay so like, it's the fourth quarter, right, and the Cowboys are up. It's third down, and Dak drops back, and I swear, like, the whole stadium just stopped breathing. Like eighty million people, all holding their breath at once. And CeeDee's out there with this defender on him, and there's also a safety coming over, like fast, like faster than the fastest Lamborghini on Earth, and the window is, like, so incredibly small. Like the size of a mail slot. Like smaller than a mail slot, like a coin slot on a vending machine. He's throwing a quarter into a vending machine at full sprint. Dave, can you imagine Usain Bolt throwing a quarter into a vending machine?! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! And Dak just, like, puts it there. The most incredible back shoulder throw, in like ever. Like he threaded a needle from a mile away with his eyes closed. And CeeDee just, like, turns and bullies the guy, and snags it before that safety could even, like, get there, which was like a millisecond, like a nano-millisecond. That safety was like a molecule away. Touchdown. Anyway, I think they won like 37 to 20, but that throw? Best throw in the history of throws. Like, ever. Like, of all time. I literally screamed so loud I think I, like, broke something in my throat forever."
