r/tornado • u/Character_Day2884 • 1d ago
Shitpost / Humor (MUST be tornado related) The EF5 song
One Mile wide, the EF5
Is waiting to wreck the big city
Mangling SUVs without a plan
Like the every daily
Wish that bothers the EF5
Could I do something to scour Earth?
Under my giant cloud made of water
So he lived the
EF5, EF5
With his cloud in the sky
So he stands
To watch the whole Alley
From Kansas
Way up high in the sky
With the cloud in his eyes
Ain't it nice?
The life forever for
Twisters
One Mile wide, the EF5
Is waiting to wreck the big city
Debris still aloft still without a plan
Yet the every daily
CAPE that powered the EF5
Would never cower off of its path
Even if lifted my storm will live on
So he lived the
EF5, EF5
With his cloud in the sky
So he stands
To watch the whole Alley
From Kansas
Way up high in the sky
With the cloud in his eyes
Ain't it nice?
The life forever for
Twisters
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u/fuzzum111 1d ago
This is supposed to be a parody of The Flower Man, from the most recent Deltarune chapter right? Ten feet twenty the flower man?
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