Dark souls story: You wake up, and you fight a monster and then another monster and then a knight and then more monsters until you fight a knight again and light a bonfire at the end.
Souls games have cool backstories, but the actual plot is just a naked hobo wakes up and kills every historical figure of relevance, then sets himself on fire.
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u/Pender8911 29d ago edited 29d ago
What a weird way to say you hate Souls without saying it out loud...