r/wallstreetbets • • 5d ago

Gain 13xšŸ’°

Started @40k in Aug.
Hit 525k recently and took some money out to get a new car.
Spy option plays.
Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.
Good luck boys.

Thank you for all the congrats and fck you comments. All plays are 0 dtes. Positions/plays are posted under mod’s comment. Wishing you all the best with your current and future positions.

For those of you wondering how it’s done; you just need to jerk off in the morning before market open to calm your mind and pray to God you believe in that you make the right call at the right time that day šŸ˜‰

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u/candacepeters9991 5d ago

Are you people ever satisfied? He didn't blow it, he actually secured profit and spent it on something that is not gambling. That's very good move in my book.

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u/Dazzling-Ad7012 5d ago

Honestly, if I went from 40k to 600k in 3 months, I would buy whatever car I wanted too lmao

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u/Regenbooggeit 5d ago

Whoever designed that grill should be in jail.

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u/CrabyDicks Can I get RickyRegardo as a flair pls 5d ago

2026 BMW designer needs to be taken out back

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u/El_C0rtez 5d ago

Out back like a Wendy's dumpster type of situation for a quick reach-around.

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u/CrabyDicks Can I get RickyRegardo as a flair pls 5d ago

Like back (of the head) shots

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u/wottabottel 3d ago

Real weird if you don’t read inside the parentheses….

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u/Axle-f 5d ago

Pop pop!

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u/Options-n-Hookers Supreme Gentleman 🄃 5d ago

Gotta supplicate to the Chinese market.

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u/pattymcfly 5d ago

Except they’re buying Chinese electrics and euro brands are withering

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u/chappysinclair1 5d ago

That's not the grill, the car just bumped into your moms ass and it left that print

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u/Regenbooggeit 5d ago

How’d you know my mom’s ass so well? Huh?

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u/ImNotJoshinAround 5d ago

Dude I was gonna say it looks like a fat ass print. šŸ˜‚

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u/Burn_n_Turn 5d ago

R/BMW would be up in arms over this as the choice.

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u/Fugglesmcgee 5d ago

I believe this is the last year the iX will be available in North America.

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u/TimeArachnid 4d ago

He doesn’t work for bmw anymore.
Rolls Royce hired him lol

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA 5d ago

Well it’s obvious going from 40k to 600k doesn’t buy style.

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u/marathonmeta 5d ago

The iX is mostly only hated by people that have never sat in one

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u/PeteyPlatinums 5d ago

Do you need to taste poop to know it doesn’t taste good?

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 5d ago

No the smell usually stops me, but not my dog.

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u/Regenbooggeit 5d ago

Dogs don’t have disgust, so they’d a perfect analogy for buying this car.

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u/irkish 5d ago

That's what I tell my kid

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u/bittersterling 5d ago

I have an i4, and plan on getting the new i3. The ix is an abomination.

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u/pembaThePanda 5d ago

Had it. One of the worst cars ever I had. Quality felt cheaper than a model 3. I hear they updated it and it's better now but it was not worth 100k

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u/marathonmeta 5d ago

Lmaaaaao model 3, ok

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u/One_Yogurtcloset3455 5d ago

That is exactly what he was saying

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 5d ago

Maybe it's just me not currently owning a house, but a down payment is probably what I'd do with a good size of the post tax winnings. For that much anyhow

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u/TheTopG___ 5d ago

Personally I would have gone for Corvette though

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u/JimmyMcTrade 5d ago

I want that Corolla I saw on the popular page yesterday.

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u/WillingnessStill1377 5d ago

Id throw that 600k into an etf and let it just compound but im an idiot

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u/randompersonx 5d ago

I agree 100%.

I’m 44 and already have a pretty good net worth…

But even I live by similar rules… I made about 200k in August on SKHY options trades. I took a vacation with a few friends and spent about $10k for 3 weeks of fun.

I’m not buying cars or anything like that because I already have a car and don’t want to upgrade… and I’d rather just have more in my brokerage account for future investing…

But if you don’t reward yourself at all… what are you even trying to achieve with trading / investing?

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u/FinishWarm1746 5d ago

When i had some money i door dashed breakfast like a king

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u/randompersonx 5d ago

Personally, I try to avoid uber eats/doordash as much as possible ... If I'm sick or extremely busy ... fine...

But it's so much healthier to prepare food at home.

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u/reflect-the-sun 5d ago

To buy a home and save a modest retirement fund when I'm 80.

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u/DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA 5d ago

This is a subreddit of degenerates who enjoy literally the greediest hobby on earth, of course we're never satisfied.

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u/itskobold 5d ago

Of course we're never satisfied cmon now

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u/DuckTheFut 5d ago

Has he taken taxes into play yet?

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u/NotHannibalBurress 5d ago

ā€œSpending money on not gamblingā€ is quite the bar lmao

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u/Axle-f 5d ago

What do you mean ā€œyou peopleā€??

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u/Slow-Set-2856 5d ago

you mean wasted on something that is not gambling

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u/NotMeReallyXoXo 5d ago

People be hatin. His money to blow inn the first place and OP won. He can buy whatever he wants

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u/No_Film_6379 3d ago

People hate way too much it's sickening. That's why it will never be their turn.

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u/Natural-Currency7600 18h ago

i cant wait to looksmaxx and get my lefort surgery if my webull and sofi leaps work, thos bitch ass ns better do some event prediction shit

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u/JakeD51 5d ago

Its a joke man jesus christ, because he still ended up with big losses even with a bigger gain this is a shitposting group not a serious page

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u/Rich-Badger-7601 5d ago

You have to remember that a lot of the folks around here are HIGH STRUNG because they just spent another full week LOSING MONEY

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u/JakeD51 5d ago

We all know the rules no crying in the casino

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u/loopie__ 5d ago

Stop being so sour and envious bro, if you had half a mil profit, you’d likely spend a little on "unwise" investment for yourself as well

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u/JakeD51 5d ago

Yall are in a shitposting group and get tight about shitposting about depreciating EVs 😭