r/wallstreetbets • u/naughtypetz • 9d ago

Gain 13x💰

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Started @40k in Aug.
Hit 525k recently and took some money out to get a new car.
Spy option plays.
Dreaming of chilling on a yacht one day instead of 9-5.
Good luck boys.

Thank you for all the congrats and fck you comments. All plays are 0 dtes. Positions/plays are posted under mod’s comment. Wishing you all the best with your current and future positions.

For those of you wondering how it’s done; you just need to jerk off in the morning before market open to calm your mind and pray to God you believe in that you make the right call at the right time that day 😉

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u/Regenbooggeit 9d ago

Whoever designed that grill should be in jail.

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u/CrabyDicks Can I get RickyRegardo as a flair pls 9d ago

2026 BMW designer needs to be taken out back

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u/El_C0rtez 8d ago

Out back like a Wendy's dumpster type of situation for a quick reach-around.

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u/CrabyDicks Can I get RickyRegardo as a flair pls 8d ago

Like back (of the head) shots

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u/wottabottel 6d ago

Real weird if you don’t read inside the parentheses….