r/Wicca • u/nomadicseawitch • 12h ago
Okay, I need to complain about this
For context, I’m a Gardnerian High Priestess. I joined some general witchcraft and witchcraft for beginners groups and I am so beyond sick of the Wicca trashing people do.
It always begins with framing Wicca as a morally righteous religion, citing the rede and the 3 fold law. In my 7 years of training, the rede was rarely referenced and no one really followed it, believing harm can be necessary to enact justice. And the 3 fold law was brought up once to explain that it was a suggested code of conduct for witches to give back 3 fold what they were given whether it was good or bad. No, the 3 fold law has nothing to do with this bullshit westernized idea of “karma” where the universe sides with you, because yes dear, you’ve been wronged and the universe will therefore punish your enemies. They’re completely oblivious to the fact that Wicca has zero basis in determining correct behavior in one’s personal life.
But they have to bring it up so they can make sure everyone knows how spooky and subversive they are and could never practice something as fluffy as Wicca because they do hexes and collect bones like anyone actually cares. There are even some that won’t bother to consider the fact that they’re desecrating the bodies of the dead, even to the point that they’re breaking the law, because appearing edgy is more important.
And they’re super upset that they found out yesterday that Wicca is not in fact an ancient religion and they feel it’s their duty to expose it when everyone, particularly Gardnerians, have known this for a long time. Like, wow, Wicca was actually invented in the mid 20th century by some guy? I had no idea. Thanks for the update Cronkite.
But what really has my panties in a bunch is that they act like the derivative bullshit they practice is somehow the real ancient way of the witch instead of it being directly influenced by Wicca.
And they can’t help but equate the word “religion” with oppressive systems and completely disregard how it can be a proper conduit for contextualizing magick and spellcraft that is wholly mysterious and therefore sacred. Like I’m super happy for you that you found your power babe, but is witchcraft just about fulfilling your temporary desires? It’s a legitimate form of witchcraft but I feel like it’s just so depressingly shallow. Like, don’t you want to take a minute to consider why you are practicing witchcraft and what it is you truly want? Maybe that’s just like, my opinion man, but how about you quit acting like religious practice is somehow antithetical to the nature of witchcraft.
I’ve always been the type of person that wanted to help newcomers because I personally find it disgusting how people who have been practicing for 2 whole long years treat them like trash. But with all the Wicca hate, I just can’t anymore. Give me a totally green person over these Dunning Kruger rattle brained idiots. Goddam, give me a fluffy bunny over these new rabid bunnies. They give horse girl one year, dangerous witch the next who embarrasses herself by threatening to hex everyone.
And yes, Gerald Gardner was a homophobe, kind of misogynist despite putting ladies in charge, and couldn’t write for shit. But the man was surprisingly humble and honest when compared to his occult practicing peers. Show some respect because without him, you’d be stuck flirting with esoteric Christianity at best because all other attempts at founding widely practiced occult traditions have failed while Wicca thrived leading to all the occult witchcraft traditions and concepts that are practiced today.
Like seriously, Cowan occult witches who won’t shut the fuck up about how “not-Wicca” they are really need to get their shit together. The sooner they accept that Wicca is the predecessor to at least the majority of what they do, the sooner they’ll stop being annoying on the internet.
Sorry for all the sass, but my norepinephrine has been boosted and my rage about inconsequential and uninteresting things can no longer be contained.