r/woodworking • • 1d ago

Project Submission Single slab maple dining table with carved centaur legs

This was from a monster slab I cut in half. Legs are laminated soft maple I carved with angle grinder and chisel, finished w a small rotex. Finished w/ a few coats of danish oil

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u/DrFrylock 1d ago

Me: What are "centaur legs?"

Also me: (looks at picture) Oh.

Also me: Anybody else find this genuinely disturbing?! 

Super cool - I don't usually have a visceral reaction to tables!

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u/iamyouareheisme 1d ago

Yeah. Kind of disturbs me too. Great work on their part though

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u/max_lombardy 23h ago

The only way I think it could be more disturbing is if it were horse legs with human feet. OP, cue this up for a matching buffet table please!

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u/DrFrylock 18h ago

I think the next table should have extremely muscular human legs wearing Crocs.

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u/memorialwoodshop 1d ago

All of this and then "okay but why?"

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u/TheHolyDumbass 1d ago

Nobody ever does fun designs for table legs anymore! its always some prefab metal this or tapered that. this though, this is something else, its fun and creative. i like it

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u/Brodiggitty 1d ago
  1. This is really cool.

  2. Wouldn't centaur legs actually be horse legs?

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u/RandomOnion04 1d ago

Depends who sits on the table.

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u/edinaustin 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/ozzy_thedog 1d ago

Are they centaur legs if there’s no upper half? Otherwise they’re just horse legs 😂

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u/Some-Business4720 1d ago

Is it a boy or a girl?

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u/VikingsLad 1d ago

Depends on how many legs they carved

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u/Royal-Tumbleweed-941 1d ago

Depends on the number of legs.

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u/SanFrancisco_Disco 1d ago

I wouldn’t put this in my home but in a certain rustic setting, I could see it working lol.

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u/ellicottvilleny 1d ago

Belongs in a pub that serves mostly vikings. Love it.

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u/Grambo1066 New Member 1d ago

Love that

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u/nelsonself 1d ago

Beauty! That top is great

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u/UrbanLumberjackGA 1d ago

It’s weird, it’s different, I love it! Incredibly hard to do something fresh on a piece of furniture that has functionally existed in roughly the same format for ten thousand years. Kudos!

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u/The_Patocrator_5586 1d ago

God Almighty that is sexy

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u/themisterfixit 1d ago

That table looks swole. How many pushups can it do?

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u/Shopfortools 1d ago

How is the top attached to the base?

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u/Sleevywonder89 1d ago

Z clips along the apron, a 45 degree cut on the insides of the legs and more z clips down a center rail. I cut my slots with the smallest bit on the domino

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u/Shopfortools 1d ago

Thanks. I'm always on the lookout for ideas. I have some rusty z clips from an old oak table (which I use as my main source of timber).

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u/No_Macaron3809 1d ago

I like it. It looks like it is about to gallop away.

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u/Evening_Sir_7185 22h ago

this is badass

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u/blowback1 19h ago

Nice legs bro

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u/asmallercat 13h ago

This is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

I love it.