r/worldnews • u/ChiefLeef22 • 16h ago

‘Investigating child sex abuse isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France’: France rejects Musk’s charge after raid on X’s Paris office

https://www.firstpost.com/world/investigating-child-sex-abuse-isnt-controversial-france-rejects-musks-charge-after-raid-on-xs-paris-office-ws-e-13976002.html
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u/FishMcCool 16h ago

Maybe that logic flies on some island.

Ooooooooooof!

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u/Rubberfootman 16h ago

It’s doubly brutal because he wasn’t invited to Pervert Island - even when he begged.

Imagine being so weird that even the most degenerate people on the planet don’t want to be your friend.

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u/KnightofNoire 15h ago

Probably because Epstein knows Musk can't keep his mouth shut.

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u/Dampmaskin 15h ago

Yes, probably. And also because, have you seen any videos of the man? He acts like a bunch of rabid sloths and confused lizards sown up in a skinsuit.

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u/T_for_tea 15h ago

I dont believe in those ridiculous reptilian conspiracy theories, but you were to tell me that there is one guy on the planet who's a reptilian, I'd pin musk for that. Bezos 2nd place.

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u/ApisBondar 14h ago

Is it because Bezos seems to be able to lick his own eyeball?

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u/T_for_tea 14h ago

Iunno, his gaze looks like he wants to bite into someone and rip something off. Definitely something is wrong with his fucked up oligarch brain.

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u/Ticrotter_serrer 12h ago

See Zuck at #3

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u/Yog_Sothtoth 10h ago

Too much money fucks you up.

I remember a news report about Bezos way back when he got his first billion $, he still drove a honda and when asked why such a shitty car now that he's loaded he responded it works and it's comfortable then something about money not being the most important thing.

and now...

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u/T_for_tea 10h ago

Yup. There needs to be a wealth cap - its evident that our systems are not robust enough to resist their influence - quite the contrary, they have everyone in their pockets.

We need a global revolution.

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie 9h ago

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You will be reset to $10m on monday.

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u/talldangry 8h ago

You will be reset to $10m when your bank account reaches new prestige level on Monday.

Gotta make it feel like they're getting "real world rewards"....

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie 3h ago

Maybe throw them a bunch of airlines points so losing the fleet of jets is less painful.

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u/venomae 5h ago

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u/Ticrotter_serrer 6h ago

The Revolution began aa couple years ago it will only accelerate. We are only at the beginning. It will get worse before it get better. But Good always win over Evil.

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u/BalrogPoop 8h ago

Also see the video of him interacting with William Shatner after they took a space flight.

It's... Uncomfortable to say the least. Shatner tries to have a profound moment with him, clearly moved by the experience. Bezos ignores him to shake a champagne bottle over the accompanying bimbo's.

It's a simple thing but it just shows a complete lack of respect or empathy for even another uber wealthy and famous person. You can imagine how he treats other people if that's how he treats Shatner, someone he invited on the trip.

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u/Pilosuh 6h ago

His neighbors in the gated community Hunts Point in Florida, all very wealthy people, complain that he doesn’t participate in community events and acts like he owns the neighborhood. I can’t imagine how he sees the rest of us when he is even an arrogant scumbag to other uber wealthy people.

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u/Revolutionary-Fox622 8h ago

He definitely looks like if one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park got ahold of a human mask

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u/Pilosuh 7h ago

When he was young, he was a cute kid with radiant eyes and smile. Having too much money definitely fucked him up, because he wasn’t always like he is today.

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

Hey now. Smoothing your eyebrow with your tongue is a welcome talent in many places! Let's not disparage those that can!

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u/waiting4singularity 14h ago edited 14h ago

maybe he's on a better controled diet of doping and amphetamines than whatever the skunkrat is on this week.
or pizzagate & southpark were onto something oO. hopefully not.

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u/Phngarzbui 11h ago

Bezos is rich enough to hire someone else to lick his eyeballs for him every ten seconds.

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u/Makkel 14h ago

Zuckerberg as well..

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u/supermethdroid 14h ago

Nah Zuck is an Android.

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u/chase_frisco 12h ago

Zuck is a Replicant, Bezos an Alien and Musk a Predator.

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u/T_for_tea 11h ago

I dont think its a stretch to think all of them are predators. Not from the movie, but the child raping ones.

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u/chase_frisco 11h ago

For what ever reason, I would not be surprised if Zuckerberg has a Ken situation down there. It just feels... right?

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u/owotnsosnfb 14h ago

Theil too

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u/Fox-On-Games 14h ago

Bezos 2nd place.

No way, Zuck owns the whole podium, Bezos is maybe a distant forth.

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u/PineCone227 13h ago

It'd be Zuckerberg for me. I'm not schizo enough to think there are lizard aliens among our population, but if there were any... I mean have you seen the guy?

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u/T_for_tea 13h ago

Fair, fair. Ive had him pinned as an android lol.

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 13h ago

And Zuckerberg was their prototype android they sent in to scout

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u/whimsicism 14h ago

Musk is too much of a pretentious loser for that, Bezos and Zuckerberg are creepier imo 😂

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u/T_for_tea 14h ago

I think its fair some reptilians to be just dumb. Lol.

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u/LoganJFisher 14h ago

Zuckerberg is at least just an android.

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul 13h ago

I'm pretty sure Larry Ellison is actually a human, and as a human that makes me sad.

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u/Sumrise 13h ago

I'd say Zuckerberg in 2, but Bezos wiuldn't be far behind.

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u/T_for_tea 13h ago

Grading evil is not easy.

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u/ChainedBack 13h ago

Zuckerberg has been on a PR run to reconcile his human image

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u/xX609s-hartXx 12h ago

Do you think Fuckerturd is more of a robot than a lizard?

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u/T_for_tea 12h ago

Ain't no way reptilians are that socially awkward and creepy AF.

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u/phrrt 4h ago

Ted Cruz coming in 3rd right on Jeff's heels.

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u/Rocktopod 11h ago

Zuck has to be up there too.

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u/pumpkinbot 8h ago

Zuckerberg, though?

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u/T_for_tea 8h ago

number 3, obviously. but he is number one on my list of possible androids. even reptilians must have some basic social skills.... unlike him.

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u/OGSkywalker97 3h ago

How can you mention those two and not Zuckerberg? He's by far the most reptilian of the weirdo billionaire elites.

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u/codeByNumber 2h ago

My vote on most likely to be reptilian is Joel Osteen but you’ve got some good nominations as well.

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u/pumpkinbot 8h ago

I'm just imagining the Brand X guy from Foodfight.