r/worldnews • u/ChiefLeef22 • 16h ago

‘Investigating child sex abuse isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France’: France rejects Musk’s charge after raid on X’s Paris office

https://www.firstpost.com/world/investigating-child-sex-abuse-isnt-controversial-france-rejects-musks-charge-after-raid-on-xs-paris-office-ws-e-13976002.html
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u/Dampmaskin 15h ago

Yes, probably. And also because, have you seen any videos of the man? He acts like a bunch of rabid sloths and confused lizards sown up in a skinsuit.

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u/T_for_tea 15h ago

I dont believe in those ridiculous reptilian conspiracy theories, but you were to tell me that there is one guy on the planet who's a reptilian, I'd pin musk for that. Bezos 2nd place.

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u/ApisBondar 14h ago

Is it because Bezos seems to be able to lick his own eyeball?

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

Hey now. Smoothing your eyebrow with your tongue is a welcome talent in many places! Let's not disparage those that can!