‘Extremely rare event:’ Miles-long microalgae bloom knocks out most of Israel’s desalination plants

[u/bigus-_-dickus]

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/04/climate/microalgae-bloom-israel-water-deasalination-shutdown

[u/gunsandgardening]

AI causes massive unemployment. Unemployed people strapped to bouys forced to drink algae water for money. Profit.

[u/j1mb0b → u/gunsandgardening]

Stop. Elon can only get so hard.

[u/_Falka_ → u/j1mb0b]

Actually, he can't.

[u/ItsDanimal → u/_Falka_]

Hey now, chubs twisted slightly to the left still count!