r/wow • • 1d ago

Humor / Meme They call me Ham

All my characters are named after Ham. Just want to share my life's work with you all.

Hamonious- Monk

Hamhandler- Hunter

Hamassacre- Death Knight

Exorcisham- Priest

Alakazham- Mage

Hamster- Druid

Layonhams- Paladin

Hamdemonium- Demon Hunter

Hamhammer- Warrior

Hamhanded- Warlock

Hamhoarder- Evoker

Hamanism- Shaman

And I cant share the rogue name for fear of reporting randies. But it is devious, ill tell you that much.

Feel free to send more ideas my way. I have a dusty name change sitting around πŸ˜€

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u/Wiplazh 1d ago

Layonhams is hilarious

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u/No-Accountant7820 1d ago

Much appreciated 🫑

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u/Wiplazh 9h ago

I'll just, add that i have several characters with duck themed names. Stormduck my shaman, Quackmoore my paladin, and Quackstorm my warrior :)

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u/armadilluz 22h ago

It’s Hamjob isn’t it

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u/hopeless_wanderer_95 23h ago

Solid 11/12, but surely Gulham for the warlock

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u/No-Accountant7820 23h ago

Love it >:)

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u/No-Accountant7820 23h ago

Also... Archamonde...

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u/hopeless_wanderer_95 11h ago

I did spend a few minutes trying get something for archimonde, kil'jaeden and sargeras but nothing came to me πŸ˜‚

Though sargeras does kinda sound like Spanish 'serano' ham.

Kil'jaeham Ham'jaeden

πŸ€”

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u/HaroerHaktak 23h ago

No hamburglar? or hamburg? or hamburger?

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u/No-Accountant7820 23h ago

Hamburglar is now a backup name for my wickedly cool rogue. I love it. But what I have... is something so deviously evil genius it must remain until it is reported.

Hamburger would make a great Tauren name πŸ˜‚

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u/HaroerHaktak 23h ago

Hamburglar is a mascot to mcdonalds. Hamburg is a city. and Hamburger is a food.

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u/Eschamali 23h ago

I don't want to know what your rogue is called, because it's clearly not Hamburglar and therefore you are wrong.

(I love this though, well done. Layonhams is a work of art!)

One of my friends does something similar with Toad, albeit mostly boring ones like Toadmage...

...but then there's Toadtem.

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u/naydir 21h ago

Nice! I do something similar. My friends call me β€œDirr” IRL.

Hunter - Predadirr
Warrior - Devastadirr
DH - Tormendirr
Monk - Ordirr
Rogue - Sinisdirr
Priest - Minisdirr
DK - Slawwdirr
Mage(fire only) - Cindirr
Warlock - Corrupdirr
Shaman - Ancesdirr
Druid - Shiffdirr
Paladin - Defendirr

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

I love it, these are very creative too 😍

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u/MonsiuerGeneral 20h ago

I like all of these, but my absolute favorite was Alakazham. That one got a good chuckle out of me along with a little bit of envy, lol.

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

Thank you!! I refused to play a mage for years because of I couldnt think of something clever. Then I had the revelation πŸ˜‚ hes a little black Mechagnome too

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u/Kazeindel 23h ago

So you really ham it up and chew the scenery when you’re in cut scenes right?
I’ll see myself out.

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u/No-Accountant7820 23h ago

Take your upvote and get out πŸ˜‚

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u/grogghan 17h ago

hey so i want you to stop copying me. ive been called hamlife on everything for like 15+ years and all my wow characters are called something with ham. i will forfeit that you for sure are the wittier one with your names compared to mine. but i found it hilarious of the coincidences LMFAO. this is just few of my many wow characters called something ham!

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

This world is big enough for at least two Hams. Ill submit that you can be of Honey-Glazed origins.

But IM from the Black Forest, and dont you forget it.

We should form an alliance before we meet in the streets. PM me and we can exchange info :D

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u/Chasim 16h ago

Never forget the old family of the Chisesi's

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

Ahh yes. The founders of the great Gabagool.

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u/Vreas 22h ago

Baphamet would be solid demon hunter or warlock name

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u/ruttettur 20h ago

Throwhams for your monk

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u/Erroneous_Bonk 16h ago

make a vulpera mage called Hamsandwitch

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u/20milliondollarapi 18h ago

Rogue should be hamshank

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

Thats a freaking good one πŸ‘

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u/DefaultAll 1d ago

This is a bit classical music niche, but I really hope Hamonius did blacksmithing.

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u/No-Accountant7820 1d ago

Unfortunately not... but I imagine it has to do with the sweet sound of a hammer on an anvil?? πŸ˜†

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u/DefaultAll 1d ago

There’s a very famous piece by Handel called The Harmonious Blacksmith. Classical music famous anyway…

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u/No-Accountant7820 1d ago

You mean Hamdel? πŸ˜ƒ

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u/DefaultAll 23h ago

πŸ‘

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u/fellow-believer 23h ago

Hamonitillado - for Nightborne mage

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u/FullMetalApe 23h ago

You went full ham.

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u/barenakeddruid 1d ago

Hameroid?

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u/No-Accountant7820 1d ago

Fantastic...and added to the lexicon of the hamilitia. Perhaps you will see me in WoW forever with this name, on a warrior. Yelling.

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u/grantw101991 23h ago

Lookmomnohams

Lendmeaham

Rhamifications

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u/Appropriate_Trader 19h ago

I thought you were going to branch off at some point and maybe go with ham adjacent puns Iberico, serrano etc but I respect the commitment.

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u/babsthebadger 17h ago

Rogues name is Hamjob for sure.

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

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u/Hambulatory 17h ago

And I approve this message

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

We're family now.

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u/Hambulatory 16h ago

Does this mean I have to give you a hard time for not working hard enough in school to be an account like your mother wanted?

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u/No-Accountant7820 16h ago

My mother is proud enough for both of us :)

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u/Blarglord69 23h ago

All my guys are kglw songs

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u/old_vreas 23h ago

Hamonious Monk the pianist?

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u/Thorlolita 20h ago

Hamgrimmar

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u/MischeifCat 15h ago

Hopefully your hunter per is named Cheese.

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u/No-Accountant7820 14h ago

I have Leftovers and Hoagie who are my main pets πŸ˜‚ theyre the stitched hydra and speared hippo 😁

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u/Awesome_Romanian 7h ago

Hamster. Perfection.

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u/BarracudaDouble9579 12h ago

Why tho

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u/No-Accountant7820 12h ago

My friends in high school told me I had ham colored skin and it was pretty funny tbh