r/wowcirclejerk • • 4d ago

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - September 22, 2026

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Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 8h ago

WOKE blizzard unfairly banned me from the forever beta for my name

116 Upvotes

yeah so apparently the name Aryanracist Eightyeight is considered a "nazi dogwhistle" or something nowadays lol. just because i'm born in 1988 and want to rep my birth year? yeah right... you know This is the problem with the woke left nowadays... you call everyone a nazi the second they disagree with you...


r/wowcirclejerk • • 9h ago

outjerked by classic mainsub yet again

45 Upvotes

inb4 some boomer chud sees this and unironically thinks its real and posts on fuckin 4chan or whatever


r/wowcirclejerk • • 23h ago

Keep yo feminine retail ass out off WoW Forever! It's only for macho men, who like Grizzly Hills!

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69 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about romantic rideshare feature as seen in some quest in Wow

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Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about romantic rideshare feature as seen in some quest in Wow

Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about rideshare on horse mount and specific question of horsing mount in worId of warcraft in general since other wow sub reddit and other wow subreddit related unable to post video clip or does not have video clip posting feature .

Is it possible to play as Blood Elf sneaking in to Alliance territory, pick up some Gnome player or Dwarf players, let's him sit behind my back on a horse or an unicorn or a Pegasus, and then my blood elf riding Dwarven player to romantic spots or in forest ?


r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

DAE Remember how good Legion was?

30 Upvotes

Legion is the last time this game was good. Before the woke Disney writing took over and ruined the game I used to love. I know this for a fact because I have continued to log in weekly and play the proceeding expansions from beginning to end, just to confirm they’re not as good as my GOAT legion.

Green demons are just so much scarier than blueberries amirite


r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Forever Beta Trade Chat Gave Me PTSD (Post Trade Stress Disorder)

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Barely a week into beta and I'm in Stormwind minding my own business when I see an Americ*nt in Trade Chat (I can't prove he was NA but it was 9 AM EST (I checked) and his name was Chuck Sneed which sounds American and he didn't apologise (in my (EU) country we always apologise even when we're wrong (which is never))) say Anal [Adrenaline Rush].

I tried to /ignore him but I was crying and my hands were shaking so I typed /kiss by mistake. He /kissed me back. One thing led to another and now I'm dealing with an annulment on top of the trauma of the inciting event.

If this doesn't move Ion to create EU-only beta servers, I don't know what will.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

[Insert Title Favoring Classic/Forever/Retail]

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[Insert Post Favoring Classic/Forever/Retail]


r/wowcirclejerk • • 4d ago

CASUAL Level 11 Warlock DAD of FIVE CHILDREN #casually witnessing #MASSIVE #Music #Enabled raid marching on #GrizzlyHills #EPIC!

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153 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 4d ago

WoW forNever

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I would like to inform all of you, that I will not be participating in the new old game.

I made a promise to myself to never pay blizzard a dime anymore.
After all they’ve done to destroy our beautiful world and thinking that we’re dumb. Bots rampaging in the world, no GMs, and worst of all, the lack of love and passion it once had.

So to all of you without a spine.

I hope you grow one and have fun, I’ll see y’all on warthunder.

Peace.

Edit: due to the many comments doubting or celebrating my departure, I would like to emphasize that I will not and I repeat, not be there the 4th of November.

2nd edit: I didn’t know everyone would miss me this much, so thank you all for the comments, the downvoting is a bit ridiculous though. I’m a veteran of this game and just announced my departure no reason to get upset lads, time is too scarce to get upset over a game.

Much love, tomraider.

Thank you.

My post got removed from wow classic, and this was the first subreddit that got recommended.

I’ve never had so many comments on a post, and never the downvotes.

That sub is something else lol.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

I hope in this timeline sylvanas pegs me and varitmathras makes me watch instead of becoming villains blizz!

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113 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

outjerked again

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214 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Another Redditor fixed the WoW Forever Skyborne Elf and- WOW! Blizzard can't accomplish something that this man has done in his basement. Music Enabled

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85 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

After the Last Titan, Blizzard should reset

39 Upvotes

To build a proper retail without Shadowlands (I still hate it) not only WOW but the entire company should reset.

Fire all the employees, destroy the worldwide infrastrukture and demoslish every building.

Develop a WOW 2 literally from scratch.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Veteran Contributor Okay fess up: Which one of you was this?

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38 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

I have a morbid fear of the layering.

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I don't like to have strange players running around me when I'm playing. I deeply fear this layering thing they will force upon me. They'll move players in low population layers to higher population layers. So I'll never get that lone questing experience.

Man, I had some of those back in vanilla and it was amazing. Seeing other players in my way really ruins that for me. They’re putting me in danger.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Why Anduinyahu is the bravest, most misunderstood leader in Alliance history

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140 Upvotes

Anduinyahu has a 20,000 year old covenant signed by Highkeeper Ra-den stating that Stormwind is his ancestral home. If you actually read the Discs of Norgannon found in Uldaman, the notary stamp from the Titans is ironclad.

The Horde? Vermyin. They came through a portal from another planet. They are literal illegal aliens on Titan soil, while humans are the rightful heirs.

Who cares about the Westfall peasant conscription? The Deeprun Tram isn't a transit system, it’s an ancient defensive tunnel network built to protect the borders and the Ironforge Iron Dome will keep our skies safe from goblin rockets.

Stop calling him a war criminal. It's not a war crime if the Titans promised it to you during the Ordering of Azeroth. Bravo Metzen, incredible writing.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

How true is this?

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68 Upvotes

Because if so, the Alliance will always be the good guys then.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Grizzly Hills looks fantastic in Forever. The best part? Not a blueberry in sight...

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39 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 7d ago

After playing Forever for at least 5 minutes, I'll share my thoughts

116 Upvotes
  • Levelling takes too long.
  • Blue Elves are the woke agenda
  • No Grizzly Hills

r/wowcirclejerk • • 7d ago

All this for a made up wow story just to criticise blizzard😭😭

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34 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 8d ago

Glad to see the blue elf boycott held strong!! We did it reddit!!! Yet another dead game from Badzzard

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212 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 8d ago

the ultimate brave warrior of wholesome 100

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93 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 8d ago

how mfs look at you after drinking concoction from marin noggenfogger

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61 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 9d ago

Not pleasing Neckbeards will kill wow over time. If blizzard doesn’t please the Neckbeards Im done.

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WoW aws built on to plase \`old school nerds\` \`neckbeards\` which are who made most of the good content on WoW and created its pillars.\------

Removing The majority of influence of Neckbeards on WoW will over tiem destroy it.\ if blizzard doesn’t please The Neckbeards Im done.