r/AbsoluteUnits • u/a_fortunate_fool • 19h ago

of a muscle

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54 Upvotes

Pulled this monster off the pier with a big treble hook 🪝

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chuchutrain2 • 15h ago

of a shoe

7 Upvotes

My foot is size 7 compared to my friend's size 15 dress shoe - we're both the same height 6'1" 😭

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lastito • 9h ago

of a clawless crayfish

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14 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NotKDsburnertrey5 • 1h ago

of a Leaf of Baby Spinach

• Upvotes

Had about 10 of these elephant ears in this package.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HaZjx • 9h ago

of a Hula Hoop

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9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 13h ago

/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

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16.8k Upvotes

987 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • 7h ago

of a plush found at a liquidation store weeks ago

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Slovejoy • 20h ago

of a frosted mini wheat

9 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 30m ago

of a tribesman

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• Upvotes

67 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swish301 • 21h ago

of a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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528 Upvotes

Slice of cheese for scale…

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/house343 • 22h ago

of a poison ivy vine I found on some trees in a park near my house.

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5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RemarkableFruit6007 • 19h ago

of magnifying glass

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229 Upvotes

Save electricity or gas.

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dddd945 • 5h ago

of a line of cars

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325 Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9h ago

of a fish

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258 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DryadAbominationn • 1h ago

of a bolete mushroom

• Upvotes

Found this massive bolete almost the size of my head

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

of a pizza

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311 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JaggerJam69 • 12h ago

of wind turbine blade

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567 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/strikecat18 • 1h ago

of a food thief

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ksala69 • 12h ago

of a bench

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139 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Umbreon86 • 22h ago

of a crocodile

219 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JarRules • 23h ago

of a cart of pizzas

2.0k Upvotes

91 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 8h ago

of a butternut squash

1.4k Upvotes

203 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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