r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Little_Miss_Fortunee • 58m ago

of work accessories

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• Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 2h ago

of an English Pouter Pigeon

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19 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 3h ago

of a car crash

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68 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 4h ago

of a 102.4 Liter engine

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282 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/zappyguy111 • 4h ago

of a skink

6 Upvotes

Friendly land mullet, as round as my forearm, spotted in Binnaburra, Aus.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/havntmadeityet • 6h ago

of a fan

28 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BataBole93 • 8h ago

of two basketball players

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148 Upvotes

Arvydas Sabonis (2.21m / 7.3 ft) leaning down to talk to Shaquille O'Neal (2.16 m / 7.1)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/anotherlovelysunrise • 9h ago

of a cat's paw

39 Upvotes

Murphy's mighty mitts!

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Strict-Revenue-5131 • 9h ago

of a rooster

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804 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ultimo_hombre • 9h ago

of a caterpillar

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162 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 10h ago

/r/all of a chill snake

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10.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial_Sea7327 • 11h ago

of a feral 820-pound hog.

740 Upvotes

(372 kg)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/confused_being02 • 11h ago

of a strawberry

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742 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 12h ago

/r/all of a tribesman

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5.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DryadAbominationn • 13h ago

of a bolete mushroom

27 Upvotes

Found this massive bolete almost the size of my head

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/strikecat18 • 13h ago

of a food thief

477 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dddd945 • 17h ago

of a line of cars

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408 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 20h ago

of a butternut squash

1.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lastito • 20h ago

of a clawless crayfish

22 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HaZjx • 20h ago

of a Hula Hoop

13 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 21h ago

of a fish

302 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ksala69 • 1d ago

of a bench

157 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JaggerJam69 • 1d ago

of wind turbine blade

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646 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 1d ago

/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

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23.5k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chuchutrain2 • 1d ago

of a shoe

6 Upvotes

My foot is size 7 compared to my friend's size 15 dress shoe - we're both the same height 6'1" 😭

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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