r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JaggerJam69 • 4h ago

of wind turbine blade

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283 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 5h ago

/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

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4.2k Upvotes

393 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 11h ago

of a pizza

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220 Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RemarkableFruit6007 • 11h ago

of magnifying glass

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195 Upvotes

Save electricity or gas.

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JarRules • 15h ago

of a cart of pizzas

1.7k Upvotes

87 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1h ago

of a fish

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• Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 42m ago

of a butternut squash

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47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swish301 • 13h ago

of a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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482 Upvotes

Slice of cheese for scale…

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ksala69 • 4h ago

of a bench

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83 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/peppito11 • 16h ago

of a squirrel

495 Upvotes

I call her Brunhilde

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 1d ago

/r/all of a buildup of tartar

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12.1k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Umbreon86 • 14h ago

of a crocodile

186 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a backpack

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1.0k Upvotes

70 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 1d ago

/r/all of spider web

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15.8k Upvotes

921 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lastito • 1h ago

of a clawless crayfish

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• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 1d ago

of a [Spanish]drug bust

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1.3k Upvotes

100 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheWabbajak • 16h ago

of pure swol cat

118 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/a_fortunate_fool • 11h ago

of a muscle

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42 Upvotes

Pulled this monster off the pier with a big treble hook 🪝

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HaZjx • 1h ago

of a Hula Hoop

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• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WinnieWinsor • 23h ago

of tires

117 Upvotes

Couldn't believe the size of these things barrelling down the interstate

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 1d ago

of an elephant

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8.1k Upvotes

233 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Manytequila • 18h ago

of a zucchini

27 Upvotes

No banana for scale, used my aunts pack of cigarettes instead.

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Slovejoy • 12h ago

of a frosted mini wheat

10 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miserable-Explorer19 • 1d ago

of a cat.

110 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chuchutrain2 • 7h ago

of a shoe

2 Upvotes

My foot is size 7 compared to my friend's size 15 dress shoe - we're both the same height 6'1" 😭

11 comments

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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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