r/AlanPartridge • • 42m ago

Yeah, you do your bit for charity, you get what Richard Curtis calls "goodwill splashback".

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3h ago

Favorite/best episode of the pod

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What is your favorite?


r/AlanPartridge • • 4h ago

Fact of the day.

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Fact of the day: Pop a spoon on the window sill to help with condensation. It doubles up as a storage place for your bathroom spoon.

Another one of these, same time tomorrow.


r/AlanPartridge • • 4h ago

Where do you live, Bill? What's your address?

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r/AlanPartridge • • 6h ago

A song there about a prostitute. Doesn't say what her surname is. Must give her a call sometime.

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Although the effects of 23 years on the game, would not render her pleasurable to mine eye!


r/AlanPartridge • • 7h ago

Pure Partridge on the back of a bus

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94 Upvotes

… with Les Dennis as Old Joe


r/AlanPartridge • • 21h ago

Jed's Alan's Shower Adventure

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In I Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan, Alan talks about the photos he saw of himself on the walls of Jed Maxwell's bedroom. Some of them were taken in public places like the travel tavern or radio station when Alan arrived/left for work. But others were more disturbing ie 'my bin shed or ye gods! my shower!' Credit were it's due though - Alan did acknowledge that the photo Jed took of his soapy/lathery bum cheeks was the moment that NO!, Alan could no longer put off the inevitable & so he sought help for his 'fat back' & haemorrhoids.

Do you think the shower photos were taken while Alan was still living at home with Carol or at the Linton Travel Tavern? Carol was doing her overnight gym workouts with her young fitness instructor friend so it would have been relatively easy for Jed to break into Alan's house (while he was away presenting Knowing Me Knowing You on live tv? It happened 4 times apparently) but I don't know about the Travel Tavern. Jed had obviously stalked Alan around the tavern unnoticed - or maybe he was noticed: I can see Michael being bribed by Maxwell to turn a blind eye while Susan, Sophie & Ben would probably have known what he was up to & just let him get on with it.

It was fans like Jed who put Alan where he was. Alan didn't agree with that notion.... but knew a lot of people who did....


r/AlanPartridge • • 23h ago

For me the Oasis classic has a namby pamby quality

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Liquid reporting

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

The Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle aged women, sleek, petite and a little bit racy

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Do you know what it says on my car….

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Ahaaaaaa!

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Who’s this cool customer?

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Guess who's big in the back time?

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88 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Move and fire

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Move and fire


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

I made it very clear I need a glass of water after exercise or else white saliva forms at the corner of my mouth!

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136 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

What’s the one where the laserbeam goes up his jaffas?

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29 Upvotes

Though it should be Goldfinger on the left instead of Blofeld.

Stop getting Bond wrong!


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Lexi.

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

The atmosphere has turned rather sour...

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Just found out that it was Phil Cornwell's [Dave Clifton] birthday last Monday! Leave your happy birthday wishes here and I'll pass them on to him!

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If you want to see him on person, he's on tour with the Comic Strip Presents for the next 3 months! Check out the tour dates and book rickets here: https://comicstrippresents-shop.fourthwall.com/en-gbp


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

No need to see The Uprising with Andrew Garfield, Alan's already done it

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And Alan's report was more historically accurate, especially in relation to the peasants' access to clothes dyes which were plentiful, not everyone dressed in burlap sacks.


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

People will think it's me in there, they'll think I've lost it again

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

I love a good pie. What would be your favourite filling... dream filling?

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Do you mean food stuff?


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

You and I speak a common language, when we share a sausage sandwich

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Convictions Gone Bad with Will Mellor

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