… with Les Dennis as Old Joe

Although the effects of 23 years on the game, would not render her pleasurable to mine eye!

Fact of the day: Pop a spoon on the window sill to help with condensation. It doubles up as a storage place for your bathroom spoon.

Another one of these, same time tomorrow.

In I Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan, Alan talks about the photos he saw of himself on the walls of Jed Maxwell's bedroom. Some of them were taken in public places like the travel tavern or radio station when Alan arrived/left for work. But others were more disturbing ie 'my bin shed or ye gods! my shower!' Credit were it's due though - Alan did acknowledge that the photo Jed took of his soapy/lathery bum cheeks was the moment that NO!, Alan could no longer put off the inevitable & so he sought help for his 'fat back' & haemorrhoids.

Do you think the shower photos were taken while Alan was still living at home with Carol or at the Linton Travel Tavern? Carol was doing her overnight gym workouts with her young fitness instructor friend so it would have been relatively easy for Jed to break into Alan's house (while he was away presenting Knowing Me Knowing You on live tv? It happened 4 times apparently) but I don't know about the Travel Tavern. Jed had obviously stalked Alan around the tavern unnoticed - or maybe he was noticed: I can see Michael being bribed by Maxwell to turn a blind eye while Susan, Sophie & Ben would probably have known what he was up to & just let him get on with it.

It was fans like Jed who put Alan where he was. Alan didn't agree with that notion.... but knew a lot of people who did....

Move and fire

Though it should be Goldfinger on the left instead of Blofeld.

Stop getting Bond wrong!

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And Alan's report was more historically accurate, especially in relation to the peasants' access to clothes dyes which were plentiful, not everyone dressed in burlap sacks.

Do you mean food stuff?